| Firstly, staff nice and friendly.. We went in on A Saturday expecting it to be busy ish, but it was very quiet. It’s very big, spread over 3 floors and if we are honest it’s probably a tad too big! Great little swimming pool and jacuzzi though. When we were shown around we were told that there is NO SEXUAL ACTIVITY allowed on the ground floor (pool and jacuzzi on ground floor) a threesome in the jacuzzi at the time must off missed this! But were reminded to behave by our guide... later however we witnessed the same couple from that threesome in the jacuzzi having sex!!!! Shame this is allowed to happen and shame the clientele have such disregard for the club rules!
There are lots and lots of sofas and also some really cool well equipped play rooms and areas. While the rooms are relatively cleanish the rest of the club was “filthy” If they do actually employ cleaners then they should sack them and employ someone who will actually clean! Cobwebs, dust, bits of flakey paint and ring pulls, food, and general rubbish just littering the landing and stairways and under the tables in the main area downstairs. The ladies locker room was not clean, the showers were mucky and there was litter, dirt, rubbish even hair balls on the floor. Maybe it was the cleaners month off, I don’t know. Was the hoover broken? Mislaid the cleaning utensils? Who knows..
Would we go back... hummm probably, hoping that the cleanliness issues had been addressed. Am I being too picky? I don’t think so.. if you have a large business then you have to keep it clean and tidy, especially in that business, not just the play areas but everywhere.. it isn’t nice walking about bear footed from the wet area and worrying about what your going to get stuck to the bottom of your feet.....
We have been to a few clubs and they seem to have cleaners who do actually clean well, so it can be done!
On the positive side we did enjoy a room or two and had a nice conversation with a couple in the jacuzzi before we left.. oh and did I mention, the staff are very nice.
Note also that you need to take your own alcohol, we didn’t know this, if you want a drink.
5/10 I’m afraid, On this occasion anyway....
Date: 7 January 2018
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