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Chameleons 2

Rating: Fabulous
Wow we went for posh birthday yesterday thank you Zoe for putting the banners and balloons up. First time having the Sunday dinner and definitely needs booking in advance it was worth it lovely homemade meal all the works but then we have never had a bad meal there.

We met an amazing bunch of sexy people in the jacuzzi which led to a sexy hot group session in the cinema.

If you was part of that group and we didn’t get your name on here please pop us a message

This is club is and always will be our base club it’s like our home and the best club you will find.

The staff are all friendly it has all the facilities a club needs and more.

You will never be disappointed visiting here



Date: 1 December 2025

Rating: OK
hi i’m planning a visit on a monday day the greenhouse probably by 11;30 o’clock do you guys think it’s a busy by that time you can meet ppl there ?

thanks in advance


Date: 30 November 2025

Rating: Fabulous
I went to Chams on 29 11 25. What a super night. Incredibly friendly atmosphere. Some very pretty people including two BBWs playing in the pool. I was lucky enough to have two lovely plays, one in the pool, with a really great Size 0, who was absolutely brilliant. Thanks all, especially the staff, who as usual were great.

Date: 30 November 2025

Rating: Fun
Was a hot wife night and the wives def were. The usual parts were surprisingly quiet never seen the tub so empty all night but the rest was most definately fun and met some great couples to chat and play with. The usual meerkat issue was for once actually a bonus considering the event type and if it wasn’t for the m4 roadworks it would have been an amazing evening, but that’s not their fault

Date: 29 November 2025

Rating: Fun
We went to the hot wives event at this club last night it was so much fun, this was our second time going to this club and will definitely be going back its one of the best we have been to, we both had a amazing time mostly in the couples only room, so many hot wives everywhere you look and everyone seemed very respectful.

Date: 29 November 2025

Rating: Fabulous
We visited this club tonight and we loved it and just to say we have been before so we knew what to expect. Tonight was a ‘hotwife’ night and there were definitely some hotwives in the club tonight! A good selection of sexy couples and singles, and everyone very respectful, polite and not too pushy. We would highly recommend this club to anyone living in South Wales and the South West. Like any club some nights are better than others but lucky for us tonight was excellent. A great place for debauchery with like minded people. 5 stars

Date: 29 November 2025

Rating: OK
We to the sauns bar on 22 November. The bar area is very nice but the play rooms are not clean. Condoms on the floor, no cleaning materiel to use after sex or playing not that I played but it was very evident that this was the case.

It’s recommended from me that this gets sorted to maintain a good standard of clientele and cleanliness


Date: 26 November 2025

Rating: OK
Went on saturday night 22nd

My second time had a great night

Got told ogf for putting a T shirt on as was cold so that soon went back in the locker but i took it as good humour

Bar staff always polite

Met a lovely couple at the bar sorry im terrible at remembering names

See you all again very soon


Date: 25 November 2025

Rating: Fun
We have been to the Darlaston site many times before but as we were in the area we thought we would check this one out.

Plenty of play rooms and on the night everywhere was clean, the social area is quiet small but as it wasnt an event it worked out well but might be a bit different when they host an event.

When in the area again we would attend and the 2 other couples on the night we met certainly helped make it a good experience.


Date: 17 November 2025

Rating: Fun
Been several times and always great atmosphere; met some amazing people and everyone so friendly, staff are fab, only thing off putting is the single males who will follow you about thinking they in with a chance, not everyone who visits clubs want to play! Makes you feel so uncomfortable!! WAIT UNTIL YOU ARE INVITED!

Date: 16 November 2025

Rating: OK
I've been attending the She Dazzle TV day for around 10 years off & on probably been 50 times.

It's gone downhill.

Used to have a loyalty scheme 10th visit free,now changed to 11th visit free but not really as someone "lost" my loyalty card after the 10th visit.

Used to be clean - not anymore.

Used to offer a complimentary buffet - not anymore.

Used to have free condoms & lube ( donated by TH Trust) - Now you have to pay.

Used to offer free water on the bar - guess what? - Now you have to pay.

And its gone very quiet

I wonder why?


Date: 12 November 2025

Rating: Fabulous
Another amazing night at Chams! Lee if you read this drop us a message!

Date: 8 November 2025

Rating: OK
Personally, I'd rather avoid this place, but it's somewhere that serves a purpose that isn't provided elsewhere in the area unless you're happy to travel a distance to somewhere more reputable. Mirrored are the issues from other people stating to avoid. The wanking dead being quite bad (worse here than anywhere else I've been). The place is dirty, no hygiene products given in the rooms that you'd find in other clubs and it's extremely dated. But on the right event nights the atmosphere does make up for the shocking quality of a casual regular night. I will however never use that hot tub, absolutely fuck that

Date: 3 November 2025

Rating: OK
Went to Chams 01 11 25. Pretty quiet after the Halloween night. Lovely blonde giving a great show with D***y in the first floor swing and two great BBWs giving all in the orgy room. Managed to lose a load late on the top floor 'bed' - pheww! Not a brilliant night but staff were great as usual.

Date: 2 November 2025

Rating: Fabulous
Another great night at chameleons last night for the Halloween event , lots of lovely people in attendance , will definitely be back for more

Date: 1 November 2025

Rating: OK
Mansfield

Date: 25 October 2025

Rating: Avoid
Never going here again. Staff need to throw out very very drunk people who are causing trouble. Instead they serve them more drinks and watch other people leave instead.

Date: 17 October 2025

Rating: Fabulous
I started going to Cham (Greenhouse) this year with my girlfriend, who first introduced me to it. From the beginning, the staff have always been incredibly friendly and welcoming, which really helps set the tone for a relaxed and open environment.

The layout can be a bit of a maze — I still get turned around trying to find the bathrooms or certain rooms — but honestly, that’s part of the fun and adds to the club’s charm. The rooms themselves are nice and comfortable. If I could make a small suggestion, I’d recommend adding a bit more signage, especially reminders about consent (“no means no” and “don’t touch without permission”), just to reinforce the great culture the club already promotes.

From a hygiene perspective, it might also be helpful to have a spray bottle and some paper towels in each room for quick clean-ups after use. We always bring our own wipes, but having supplies available would make things even easier for everyone.

The bar area is very nice, and the jacuzzi is always a highlight. Yes, some parts of the venue could use a bit of a modern refresh, but that doesn’t take away from how fun and welcoming the atmosphere is.

Overall, Cham/Greenhouse is a great place to relax, connect, and enjoy a positive, respectful lifestyle space. Highly recommend it for anyone curious or looking for a friendly, open-minded community.


Date: 16 October 2025

Rating: Fabulous
Spent many a Friday and Saturday here with partner and friends whom we have met since going there and it's only ever been amazing. Staff and always friendly, chatty and helpful.

Yes, the decor is a little dated but that doesn't take away from the fact it's always a fun atmosphere and the majority of people are friendly.

Can't wait for our next visit.


Date: 15 October 2025

Rating: Avoid
We're do I start.iam a swinger at hart.But.iam a freelance journalist(15 years)so when I was approached by Chanel 4 despatches team to go covert,and make a report on a swingers club.ijumped right in.my self and 3 other colleagues were sent to different clubs.some were given jobs others just used the clubs as client's.i got Newport and there was a job so I took that.3 month's of jaw dropping events.RIGHT let's get back to the club.its a Health hazard.this is what I found,(all documented and pictures taken) the jacuzzi has no proper filtration system,same system for last 2 decades.in all the time I was monitoring.the jacuzzi has never passed a clean test.allways comes back has a health hazard.but the 2 managers just doctor the results to suit them.while there the managers (pure alcoholics) main concern is how much counterfeit cigarettes and tobacco and fake Viagra they can sell.the amount of stock that leaves the building on a daily basis is unbelievable.it must be lossing so much money.lights ,air con rooms left running 24/7, floors,toilets,beds,swings,all cleaned with the same mop same water as the toilets.Omg,don't get me started on the walls in private rooms,all cinema rooms are covered in bodily fluids and human fecal mater and been painted over,yip I couldn't believe it either.but this is the how it is.i was supposed to be there 3 months,but when they announced that they are going to replace carpets without out addressing the walls and ceilings and the major problem the jacuzzi.i could not hold my tongue and was asked to leave.it only takes a hour or so to clean the club with the cleaning regime that they practice.but still pay 2 cleaners over 3ka month for a hours work.(For the record all money paid to me for the time I was investigating will be given to a charity through Chanel 4) I feel sorry for the swingers that turn up and are none the wiser and then get into the septic tank.ie the jacuzzi.the rooms they have for rent are just as bad,all beds broken, ceilings falling down.sheets, bedspread,all got holes in,and carpets are stinking.i was going to aproche the owner but it came as a surprise to me that they are aware but money is more important than health and safety.jyst waiting for 2 other colleagues who are at other swingers clubs doing there own reviews.then it should be aired on despatches.enjoy the show.just take care folks.and be vigilant.



Date: 13 October 2025

Rating: Fabulous
First night for me and my friends on sat night and well what an amazing night. Friendly staff, amazing clean rooms, so much to choose from, got lost a few times but meeting new people having fun, enjoying some new fun and all around a club is what you make of it and I can say that this one is on our list to come back too. P.s I think my friend broke your ruler ???? sorry Charlie ?? xx

Date: 5 October 2025

Rating: Avoid
I have visited Chameleons last Friday and I can say avoid because:

1. Expensive for single gents.

2. The pool area is dirty.

3. There are only few couples who play in couples room and the rest is single gents wanking around an empty dead space.



Date: 5 October 2025

Rating: Fabulous
What a venue not stop fun was had from the time I got in to even more fun had when I got out of the venue the staff behind the bar couldn't do enough for you and made the visit to the club extra special

Date: 5 October 2025

Rating: Fun
Want here last night with friends for the 1st time and had a fabulous time .ps time to get a new ruler. (If you know you know lol)

Date: 5 October 2025

Rating: Fun
Is there anything on for couples tonight?

Date: 4 October 2025

Rating: OK
wonderful young men will come tonight

Date: 3 October 2025

Rating: Fun
Went to Chams 27 09. What a lovely place it is! Really great value night. Lovely lady in the ist floor swing, great body, great fun. Super time in the pool and lovely session on the top floor with the 'pink haired lady', what a party animal she is! Overall, hard to fault this place. Staff brilliant as usual.

Date: 28 September 2025

Rating: Avoid
We turned up on a Friday as a couple both dressed in proper burlesque for the burlesque night. We were told "I'm sorry sir, this is a swingers night, we can't let TVs in". This after having a great time at various swingers nights in the past! No indication anywhere online that this would happen. In all the times I've been out and about as a TV over the last few years, I have never been made to feel unwelcome, and dismissed, in that way, and that includes vanilla venues. So much for the LGBTQ community being supportive.

Date: 26 September 2025

Rating: Fun
People bang on about the "decor" FFS it £20.00 to get in, 3 floors, multiple rooms with lockable doors, rubberised beds, wet room, sauna, large hot tub (10 - 12 peps) bar, food, lockers, 6 cubical glory hole, dark rooms, viewing points, showers, swing room, spank room, taxi call point, very friendly staff!!! Wouldn't get 2 drinks for that out in mid range pub, if you want silk jog on and pay silk prices with all the bells and whistles, for others who want a casual fun without the silk, more cotton the give it a go, after all it's uncomplicated fun with, mostly, strangers, I ain't looking at the "decor" Will offer some advice, take some foot slip on's as floors in areas will have reminence of a good time, and slippery when wet be careful!

Date: 14 September 2025

Rating: Fabulous
I've been attending Chams/Greenhouse for over a year now, and always have a great time, play or no play. The staff are lovely, I always feel welcomed and safe.

The decor could do with updating, but this doesn't distract from the atmosphere there which is always fantastic. I'll be back soon. H x


Date: 14 September 2025

Rating: Fun
Great time last night at BBW event, so many lovely people we spoke too. The staff were pleasant and we hope to attend more events at Chams.

Date: 13 September 2025

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