| The Rating is for the "night - Naked Tuesday" - not the club - the club in general is FAB!
So - the night before flying on holiday we thought instead of staying in a hotel, we would stay and party at Chams - get our holiday off to a great start!
We have been to Chams on a Wednesday, Friday and Saturday evening and the only difference has been how busy it is except the Friday - they are just FAB!
So - what makes a fab night, well, its your mood. Thats cool, its the night before holiday - we are up to party!
The venue - we love the venue! Great layout, creates a great atmosphere, its clean and kinda "homely".
The other people. Ah. Here's an issue on a Tuesday night.
We didnt know it was NAKED Tuesday.
This means you cant wear a towel around you.
Walking from our room to the bar to get our first drink of our holiday there were a few people sitting at "central perv" by the changing rooms - and I heard someone say - "its naked Tuesday - when did they start wearing towels on Naked Tuesday".
Didnt think too much of it - then I got to the bar.
Now - this woman, quite mature in years and had enjoyed a good meal or two in her time started chewing me out on wearing a towel to the bar.
I asked her if I was allowed to sit on the towel, would that cause her any offence, she said that was ok. ( thank god! )
So now - I came to realize that you cant wear towels around you on naked Tuesday.
Kinda soured our mood a little as the Mrs and I were up for a party.
Eventually after a few drinks the wife enjoyed and entertained around 6 guys upstairs, however she required a new towel.
As I went back to the bar to get one, I did have my towel around me and the bar man ( not Carl, Mark I think ) did say you know its Naked Tuesday - you cant wear a towel - I explained that my wife was upstairs entertaining 6 guys and she needs a new towel to clean up, so she can entertain another 2 - I can get the towel and go get on with it - or we can discuss the Naked Tuesday towel issue some more.
Fortunately common sense took over - a laugh was had by all and I think the guys who were being entertained got over the fact they didnt get full sight access to my penis.
To be honest - SOME of the clique that attend "Naked Tuesday" are a little too precious over the naked thing.
Love Chams - but wont be going back on a Tuesday.
Date: 9 October 2013
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