 | Having heard so many good things about this club, we finally took the plunge and decided to go and see for ourselves what all the fuss was about. We are so pleased that we did. We had a fantastic night.
The club itself is situated in a beautiful 18th century building in central London. We were amazed with it’s outward appearance and it’s prestigious location. We nearly turned around because we were finding it hard to believe that we were in the right location. This definitely wasn’t where you would normally expect to find a club aimed at the swinging community. This wasn’t the dirty backend of an industrial estate, and it wasn’t a dirty run down pub or b&b strewn with grotty mattresses. This was the Last Night Of The Proms. Pomp and Circumstance heaven.
We girded our loins and ventured inside. Here we were met by a well spoken and very well presented (shirt, tie, and waistcoat) member of the security staff. Our first impression was that we were impressed. We were being greeted and welcomed into the club politely, by a doorman of caliber, rather than a fat sweaty man in a stained t-shirt and jogging pants. We felt comfortable, accepted, and safe.
We were guided into the reception area. It looked good, very good. The absolutely stunning lady working the reception greeted us with a smile. The walls were decorated with some very tasteful and erotic images. Here we received a locker key and had the opportunity to have our jackets taken into the cloakroom.
After the reception we quickly moved on and found the bar area. Oh what a lovely space this was. The bar itself was long with lots of space for drinks. It was a stunning dark oak with sexy blue backlit shelving, and light reflecting from the glasses and bottles on display. It absolutely reeked of class and sophistication. We couldn’t find any sign of at all of a secondhand fridge stuffed full of Pepsi Max. The member of staff behind the bar was good looking, working efficiently, wearing a shirt and waist coat. If covid restrictions weren’t in place we would happily have sat at this bar all night and set about drinking ourselves silly. Instead we found ourselves sitting on one of the plush french chaise style sofas that littered the bar seating area. We sat, we laughed, we smiled, and we drank some of the tasteful cocktails on offer. We noticed the artwork on the walls, the elegant fireplace, and the spiral staircase leading up to the intimate gallery seating above the bar.
We explored the club. Through a discreet doorway we found a clean, warm, and comfortable smoking area. A pleasant space to recuperate from all the fun happening inside. The upstairs playrooms were spacious, spotless, tasteful, and intoxicatingly erotic. We loved the ginormous oil painting on display over the fireplace in the orgy room. We loved the well placed desk in what we thought of as the re-education room. We loved the well placed cushions and pillows. The exceptionally high ceilings and windows had us looking up with awe at curtains covering windows taller than our house.
We had fun with friends and were content to see that social distancing was respectfully maintained throughout the club. These are difficult times for hospitality businesses and Le Boudior is a shining example of how to manage the rules in a non pushy, friendly, tolerant, and respectful way. If only other venues were like this.
Le Boudior is truly a truly amazing venue. The clientele within the club were well behaved, polite, respectful, attractive, and clearly spoken. We didn’t once have to explain to a badly spoken, diseased and dirty, barely human thug that we didn’t need their attention. We felt safe and happy and extremely reluctant to leave once the night was over.
We will recommend Le Boudior to everyone and we will return to sample its ample delights again.
Thank You Le Boudior for making us happy.
Date: 24 June 2021
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