Transgender looking not looking ... lol

TV/TS in Edinburgh, Scotland, UK

Joined: 3 weeks ago
Last on: 4 days ago

About Me

Three points;

i) The tits are real, the smile is fake

ii) I am not your fetish

iii) In the words of my old mentor, tits 'n teeth dahlink, tits 'n teeth

No, four points ...

iv) Yes, 1950 babe, check out the crows feet around the eyes, that's what 1950 brings to the equation ... genetically lucky (well, from the looks viewpoint, less lucky in other areas).

Five points ... no I am not doing the Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition sketch ...

v) Currently (4-7/2024) o/s visiting fam

No, six points ...

vi) My hair in some photos is a syrup, courtesy of the oncology unit post neo-adjuvant chemo/surgery/adjuvant chemo dating from 2020-2022 when my hair started to grow back to the current rats nest impersonation ... how to tell? The syrup looks better than my real barnet ... lol

That's it, oh wait, I lied ...

Regular waxing, cyproterone acetate, oestrogen are my interests ... & staying alive ...

Not into BDSM, humiliation/torture/violence in any way shape or form, nor chains/leather/smoking/tanning/tattoos/vinyl, dressing in an overly feminine/fetishistic manner (frilly clothes/wedding dresses/uniforms/"sexy lingerie"), I'm all about the comfort, me, & I prefer to wear normal clothes & my hair appropriate to my age. ...

OK, that`s me done, now, what do you want? Want me to penetrate you & ejaculate litres of come all over you like you`ve seen on porn? Not going to happen, & has never happened, it`s not why I am as I am (Descarte said that, well, it was either him or Popeye the Sailor Man) you need to look for someone who hasn`t been on anti-androgens & oestrogen for that particular fantasy to come to fruition.

Petra von Kant

73 years old, Bisexual

5'11" 180cm
Slim
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

TV/TS
Aged from 40 to 80
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests