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Man in Dundalk, Louth, Ireland

Joined: 7 days ago
Last on: 4 hours ago

Hey horny people.

Last profile was a couples profile but wife has now taken a step back from the scene for personal reasons. With permission I'm starting again solo.

6ft 2 hairy, beardy, horny, chubby and a personality you could cuddle fuck all day.

Love women and couples. Very discrete to all wants and needs. Your life is your life and you chose it for your own reasons. Lads I can't say I dont like the flirting. But you'd be trying to suck off a bowl of custard of we met. Apologies. Not my thing.

Things that make me harder than 3 day old wheetabix

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- Cuckolding, either being done to me or helping a couple out with their fantasies.

- Raw spontaneous sex, not a wham bam. But passionate last minute attentive sex and quickies.

- impregnation fantasy, creampie begging and pregnant women: I fucking love the primal urgency of it. And the risk is a turn on something fierce. Pregnant women are hot as fuck

- body positivity: I love all shapes and sizes, I dont care about cellulite, or tummies or scars. If you have Imperfections and confidence i see you, and know that you're beautiful, also I'm gonna be rock hard.

- photos/videos: one condition, as agreed with my wife occasionally I will film or snap meets, it's her kink and I'm happy to oblige. She's done it for me plenty so it's only fair. If it's an issue it can be left out of the meet.

- mutual masturbation, watching, directing: don't wanna fuck but wanna be intimate. I'll happily sit and watch. Better than porn any day.

- oral: all day every day, giving, receiving, long slow oral sessions. Fucking chefs kiss. On the clit.

- Armpits: oh holy fuck did this one take me by surprise, took me 20 years to realise armpits turn me on, like that meme of when women are tying their hair up either get ready or run, well. I'll be transfixed on your your armpits, can't explain. Just find them sexy, there we are.

Other things that make me harder than a hob nob

- When Alexa gets it right the first time

- the female orgasm

- dark chocolate

- bacon and chicken on pizza

- sexting/cum tributes

- RP and fantasies

- trying to hate fuck my next door neighbour.

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If you think there's anything I should try on my solo adventures DM me, or let's just talk shite. Your call.

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AsM0Deus

34 years old, Straight

6'2" 188cm
Ample
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Cuckolding, Cybersex, Dogging, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Role Play, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism