Half hanging lol, but ready for some meets today !!

Man in Wednesbury, West Midlands, UK

... "Who fancies pub time then? And yes I’ll buy the first round/ or 4/5 lol ?? and yeah I have work tomorrow so not a late one ha". 42 minutes ago

Joined: 5 months ago
Last on: 37 minutes ago

Once more with feeling I have returned lol!!!

No verifications just yet, but I am authentic like that china set sitting about lingering haha.

Let’s see, I work in the weekday, weekends I am free, but most weekdays afternoon time I can always squeeze something in.

Can travel, can accommodate 5/6pm onwards through out the week, and weekend well I’m like ASDA lmfao, as you can tell I’m a funny guy yeah one of them, I literally don’t take much to heart or get fucked off easily, but push the right buttons I can become one ultimate CUNTBAG.

P.S if people aren’t interested in anything physical or emotionally about me, that doesn’t bother me, but damn right rudeness I won’t tolerate for myself or others, other then that I’m respectful of kindness simple (emoji wink)

I like a nice fun social, don’t mind meeting on your terms, I like to make a rough plan, but I can tend to be spontaneous at times,

I’m looking for general non assholes, who I can click with, I was born here in street savvy and intelligent in my own way, I work smart not hard, and party like my dick will fall off lol.

I’m average in size, I’ve been known to wack a few heads with my dick ?? but don’t worry I’ll be gentle as well lol, I love oral like no tomorrow sex more or less 2nd best probably because I haven’t had much chemistry with certain people, works both ways I guess or three way or fuck knows what else.

I’ll always make an effort, clean shaven, stubble dress well, not look like a tramp etc, I have face pics, I won’t give the whole I’m discreet bull shit, but I’m a private person, and people just pray on situations like that I’m not bothered just enjoy yourselves I say.

Anyways enough about me, I’ll wink and message with face pics, probably annoy you with friends request because I’m desperate to meet your sorry ass haha, I’m just being honest.

Males/females singles tvs she males im not bothered at times, doesn’t mean I’ll fuck everyone, I will give my time to people if I think will have a laugh, not that bothered about tattoos, colour, what animals unicorns goats girkins onion rings or whatever you class yourselves as, I’ll be staring in to your fucking SOUL, and have my own verdict haha.

Right enough chit chat and poop shit, I’m immature, and mature for my age etc, but I’m no fool, I look cool feel cool as a cucumber let’s stick it in lmfao ?? anyways chow for now, drop me a message you nutters.

DarthFitness

36 years old, Bi-curious

5'9" 175cm
Athletic
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Women TV/TS
Aged from 18 to 69
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Cross-dressing, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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