Pussy Pleaser

Man in Birmingham, West Midlands, UK

Joined: 3 months ago
Last on: 4 days ago

Been here before… had to delete old profile due to delicate flowers lol

I’ve met a few genuine women and that’s what brings me back despite Fab being 99% time wasters now

Will fill in more as I go along

Feel free to ask any questions

Fab sayings and there true meaning :-

Social is a must for a connection :- I’m a club promoter trying to get punters… ( come on.. what connection can you get in a club full of strangers having sex?? )

Who wants to accompany me for my first time to a club :- I’m a club promoter trying to get punters….

I’ve been asked to sell my worn knickers.. do people do that? :- no one has asked anything, I’m just a tramp hoping someone will say I’ll buy your knickers…

Who’s going to be a gentleman and get me a site supporters code :- I’m a skank ass broke bitch who can’t afford a fiver…..

I wonder if I should start my own OF :- I’m an old hag or ugly cunt who can’t set one up and get genuine people to join

Won’t meet until we’ve spoke for a million years :- this is one of my many profiles and you’ve got no chance of meeting… I’m keeping you on the hook to keep buying a code or attend a club I have no intention of meeting you at

I should sell my body with the offers I get :- no one has offered me shit, I’m trying to sell my ass because I’m a tramp

Is anyone a plumber ( or some other trade ) :- I’m too cheap to pay for work like a normal person and I want to blag you into doing it for me

Is anyone a doctor or work for the NHS :- I want you to bump me up a waiting list even though there’s people worse off but I’m a selfish cunt

40 years old, Bisexual

6'3" 191cm
Ample
Smoker
Regular drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women TV/TS
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Anal, Blindfolds, Cross-dressing, Cuckolding, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports

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