Pussy Pleaser

Man in Birmingham, West Midlands, UK

Joined: 5 months ago
Last on: 6 hours ago

Been here before… had to delete old profile due to delicate flowers lol

I’ve met a few genuine women and that’s what brings me back despite Fab being 99% time wasters now

Will fill in more as I go along

Feel free to ask any questions

Fab sayings and there true meaning :-

Social is a must for a connection :- I’m a club promoter trying to get punters… ( come on.. what connection can you get in a club full of strangers having sex?? )

Who wants to accompany me for my first time to a club :- I’m a club promoter trying to get punters….

I’ve been asked to sell my worn knickers.. do people do that? :- no one has asked anything, I’m just a tramp hoping someone will say I’ll buy your knickers…

Who’s going to be a gentleman and get me a site supporters code :- I’m a skank ass broke bitch who can’t afford a fiver…..

I wonder if I should start my own OF :- I’m an old hag or ugly cunt who can’t set one up and get genuine people to join

Won’t meet until we’ve spoke for a million years :- this is one of my many profiles and you’ve got no chance of meeting… I’m keeping you on the hook to keep buying a code or attend a club I have no intention of meeting you at

I should sell my body with the offers I get :- no one has offered me shit, I’m trying to sell my ass because I’m a tramp

Is anyone a plumber ( or some other trade ) :- I’m too cheap to pay for work like a normal person and I want to blag you into doing it for me

Is anyone a doctor or work for the NHS :- I want you to bump me up a waiting list even though there’s people worse off but I’m a selfish cunt

40 years old, Bisexual

6'3" 191cm
Ample
Smoker
Regular drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women TV/TS
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Watersports, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Spanking, Soft Swing, SM, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Rimming, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Gangbangs, DP, Dogging, Cuckolding, Cross-dressing, Blindfolds, Anal

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