... "2 days before xmas n outside freezing knackers off! Shit should be illegal".
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Names Andrew but go by Maz/Mazza as you can see I've got nothing to hide, not because im owt special but just don't care tbh and if you see me irl then smile and crack on or say Hi. Life's kicked my flat ass for a year but now its time to have fun again.
I'll never approach with... wanna fuck? Sit on this and tell me if it hurts or you do anal etc etc. You've heard it all before and whoever i meet will see what im capable of. Obviously once your comfortable then we'll know boundries and that.
You might think i love myself with pics but couldn't be further from truth (believe me) but lot of decent lookin, hung mofos on here with good profiles etc so gotta try stand out somehow but i know alot blokes ruined it for few good singles on here! I'm not here to piss ppl off so if im not for you, simply delete my msg and all good but if you leave read or unread i know you get 100's of msgs so im a patient man for the right lady.
I work shifts so meeting is easy to arrange. If you dont enjoy it then neither do i so i guarantee if we meet you'll be comfortable, laughing and at ease instantly and then whatever you desire, its yours. Made many woman squirt 1st etc so if you're clean then I'll eat you alive and destroy you till you say no more. I've never had a std and don't intend to start now so aslong as everyone is honest, hygienic then lots of messy wet fun can be had.