Discrete naughty couple, looking for couples or Unicorns

Couple in Bournemouth, South West, UK

... "Thankfully it’s only Christmas that comes once a year". Friday

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Last on: 7 minutes ago

Happily long term married couple, looking mainly for couples or that elusive unicorn, on the odd occasion an exceptional single male but has to tick all the boxes as Mrs is inundated with requests.

Spicing up our lives so experimenting wondering what it will bring.

Mr is a cheeky chappie with a naughty sense of humour, very outgoing and adventurous and would really like to show Mrs that’s it’s not just him that finds her interesting and desirable. At the same time likes to have a lot of fun and has a high sex drive.

Mrs has been very self conscious about her body image but since joining FAB has really come out of her shell now which Mr really enjoys seeing. She can be shy initially but once comfortable with someone has shown she likes to be naughty.

We enjoy doing photos ourselves but as mentioned we are looking to experiment and broaden our horizons and have fun with the experience.

We don’t show faces on here due to the nature of our jobs. Willing to travel but not opposite ends of the country.

Would be interested in socials or party invites.

We both keep ourselves either very trimmed or smooth and excellent personal hygiene is very important so we would expect the same in return.

Definitely would need to meet socially first somewhere and see how it goes as to where it takes us.

Update…..

Firstly if you have no profile picture we are unlikely to reply so don’t pester or get offended.

It’s been a crazy few months already, Mrs has really begun to feel more comfortable and enjoying herself more and definitely getting naughtier, as for her clothes, well let’s just say they’re falling off more regularly sometimes in very public places.

Mrs received her 1st tribute which she was actually surprised to see but was disappointed she didn’t get the next one she was promised so I guess she likes them.

Mr has had far more offers than he imagined he would get but would rather they were from Women.

Things we feel need mentioning are we don’t do drugs, if you do that’s your business but if you are planning on getting higher than a hippy on the 3rd day of Glastonbury or more wired then an electricians training course then please pass us by.

If you are going to put as little effort into a message as to just say it Hi or anything equally meaningless with no thought behind it you are not likely to get an answer. Likewise we all know what a dick looks like so no need for that on an opening message either.

If that sounds fussy it’s because we are more interested in quality than quantity.

What does get a response from us in simple terms is manners, respect and a decent message.

Please don't send random friend requests or silly one liners, cut and paste messages...

Oh yes we are fine...

We have had a good weekend.....

Yes she is hot and I am lucky...

There’s the answers to the top 3 openers so we’ve saved you the bother of sending them.

If you do send a random friend invite, we will just wait until you are offline, have look and delete if there are no face pictures. Sorry if that offends!

We like the wink system it shows initial

interest. If we don’t reply to your message it’s a polite “sorry not for us”

We do have busy lives away from fab so it may be that one or other of us have seen your message but we don’t reply til we’ve discussed together so don’t go getting all precious about it spamming the likes of “obviously not” or other such pleasantries.

Likewise we may also have to go out at times so can’t spend all our time messaging back, we will politely say we’re off out so if that upsets your fragile ego and you want to block us so be it, we won’t lose any sleep (yes that’s actually happened more than once from ladies & gents) your loss.

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49 years old, Straight

5'9" 175cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Mrs

55 years old, Straight

5'4" 163cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 18 to 65
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Cybersex, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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*ashminxy (61), Couple on 15 December 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this sexy couple again at Mischiefs xx we keep bumping into this lovely couple and enjoy the sexy banter looks and flirting xx looking forward to entertaining them very soon xxx

*trawberry and The Cream (38), Couple on 14 December 2024 by Meeting in person:
Aww these two are the nicest people. We've bumped into them a few times now at parties and once again saw them last night. Strawberry just caught them as they were about to leave when their Mrs asked if I'd fancy giving the Mr an early Christmas present... well Christmas is the time for giving! Also loving nothing more than a sexy proposition, I couldn't wait to get the Mr up in the playroom. He is a wonderful delight to play with, sensual and smooth with an amazing cock which handled my antics like a pro. I had an amazing time, turned on to a treat! Again, always a pleasure seeing you two and thrilled I got the chance to play with you this time. Have a lovely Christmas xx

*haun paints (53), Man on 3 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Had the pleasure of meeting Mr&Mrs SC after chatting for a while and was made to feel at ease from the start. Mr is a funny gent full of laughs, Mrs SC is a truly beauty to look at very friendly and made me wanting to see more. A pleasent social meeting if not a bit busy hopefully quieter surroundings next xx

*ischief Parties (53), Couple on 24 June 2024 by Meeting in person:
Thank you for coming along to our end of season beach party on Friday, it certainly was a epic night and we hope you had a great time. Thank you also for your continued support for Mischiefs Parties, it is always a pleasure seeing and hosting you, we honestly do appricate you both very much. We look forward to seeing you both again when we return on 27th Sept, in the meantime have a FABulous summer :)

*onnieandClyde88 (60), Couple on 23 June 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this great couple again at the Mischief beach party. Mrs is lovely and inspires me with her confidence and pictures. Mr is such a lovely cheeky funny guy. Absolutely great company. A fun evening and lovely to meet you again xx

*trawberry and The Cream (38), Couple on 23 June 2024 by Meeting in person:
We met this lovely couple at Mischeifs party. Really bubbly, fun pair. Their beautiful smiles and happy vibes put us straight at ease. Though we didn't get to play I can imagine we'd have had an amazing time with them! S & J xx

*addyzsazsa (53), Couple on 22 June 2024 by Meeting in person:
We've met these sexy people a couple of times before but last night we had the pleasure of playing with them...and we can't wait to do it again! He's a cheeky chap, she's quieter with a saucy side, and both lovely people, sexy as hell to boot! See you again, we hope x

*onnieandClyde88 (60), Couple on 5 May 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met for a social and few drinks today. Instantly clicked and had a great afternoon Great sense of humour and great company. Lovely sexy couple Definitely meet these two if you get a chance