Single, curvy, sassy lassie seeks fun. FACE PIC PLEASE

Woman in Leeds, North East, UK

... "YOU MUST BE ABLE TO ACCOMMODATE!! I'll be in Leeds 23rd Dec til I sober up enough to return home in the NY. Trying to organise meets whilst there.". yesterday

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 31 minutes ago

"Depressed, d*unk and horny. The Bermuda Triangle of Good Decisions"

TL:DR

Face pic = YES

Young = YES

Rude = GTF

Military = YES PLEASE

Miles away = DON'T waste our time.

Been on here a long time now and am far too long in the tooth for stupid games. So let's do what Bloodhound Gang suggest and then ghost the fuck out of each other? A friend with benefits considered.

NOT 420 friendly nor anything else tbh. You must at least be trimmed if not shaved (both ends), freshly showered and smelling good. Is that too much to ask? Soap and water isn't extortionate!!

No car/outdoor meets, EVER. Don't even suggest it as a "joke" If a bed and 4 walls ain't involved, I ain't interested.

Face pic available to those sending theirs FIRST. Or if you dare to have one on your profile cos you really are single!! So that means with your FIRST message. I shouldn't need to ask. No exceptions. No pic, I cannae be arsed chatting :-) Cock pics are totally unnecessary too. KEEP THEM TO YOURSELF, thanks. If I "wink" I'm letting you know I'm interested. Still require face pic though please. Absolutely detest SC and no I won't download it for you to send a pic.

Absolutely adore a guy in uniform. So, Crabs, Stabs, Squids and Pongos, I'm all yours, but Rock Apes....... you lot can get thyselves right to fuck. Other uniforms considered.

Do NOT ask what I'm looking for, I'm the same as every one else here. This ain't B*mble, T!nder or H1nge. I'm a Fab veteran of over 10 years. Yes, I'm for real, WYSIWYG, no sides, no games. Just good old nsa fun. Just cos the wrapper is wrinkled, don't mean the candy ain't sweet ;-) Come find out?

I know exactly what I like and want. Nothing outwith these perameters will be entertained. Ask for my needs not my nudes.

RESPECT THE AGE PREFERENCES!!

Think you can handle a feisty older curvy girl? Then get in touch, not forgetting the RECENT face pic.

Kate

57 years old, Straight

5'4" 163cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Don't drink
Heavily tattooed
3 or 4 piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 18 to 35 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Safe Sex

Verified Genuine Profile

*rocher36 (40), Man on 12 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Well what can i say, she is still a gorgeous cougar!! Now though a tattooed cougar that still knows what she wants and how she wants it. If you get the chance take it dont mess her about and you will be rewarded.

*ackwillow200 (22), Man on 1 January 2024 by Meeting in person:
Where do I start!! Great women very easy going and lots of fun, wants you leaving more x

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