It's all shit and giggles until someone giggles and shits!!

Man in Sittingbourne, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 4 weeks ago

Looking for some NSA fun. Messages and pics to start with the potential of meeting if we both find we could be attracted to each other!!! Socials are good. Grab a coffee have a chat, not really into the whole pub scene would rather have a coffee than a beer on a social. I'm a genuine bloke and you'll realise that after the 1st few messages! Bit of a dry warped sense of humour that can also be a bit twisted at times too.

I’m impressed that a woman has actually taken the time to read down this far. So if you fancy a chat, giggle, coffee or just want to use me as a sex object then give me a message lol

I do have a soft spot for voluptuous women and women who are comfortable with their body because I do like to run my hands over it!

Face pic available upon request

Wanting to join a GENUINE couple too

My little fella ALWAYS wears his raincoat!!!

So if it's unprotected fun your after I'm not the man for you!

I value my health and also don't want any surprises 9 months later! Lol

Double jabbed and boosted against Covid. Not that it makes a lot of difference now because the price of fuel has made it too expensive for the RONA to travel lol.

When I was in school I was told:

PUSSY was a CAT

COCK was a ROOSTER

SEX meant GENDER

SPIT-ROAST was a way of cooking chicken

BITCH was a FEMALE DOG

DICK was a NAME

BANG was a SOUND

BBC was a TV channel

GB was the Great Britain

RUBBER was an ERASER

ASS was an ANIMAL

SCREW was just a FASTENER

BONK was a BANG on the HEAD

HEAD meant a PART OF BODY

BALLS meant a ROUND TOY

NUTS meant DRY FRUIT

69 was just a NUMBER

and then I came across all you dirty fuckers and my education was ruined.

prizefighter

46 years old, Straight

5'10" 178cm
Ample
Non smoker
Social drinker
Heavily tattooed
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women TV/TS
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Anal, Cybersex, Dogging, DP, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Spanking, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports, Webcams

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*aughty nurse 82 (42), Woman on 29 June 2016 by Meeting in person:
Met this guy last night for quick social gorgeous guy look forward to having plenty of naughty fun with him X

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