Fuggly duo seek fun times with other dorks

Couple in North East, North East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 days ago

Welcome to our profile, we can’t see any of you but bet you are all wearing smashing blouses.

We are T & M a happily married, very easy going, open minded, fun loving pair, with just a dash of ridiculous and a good sprinkle of weird… can often be found hanging around north east clubs talking absolute codswallop to anyone.

However this is not our first rodeo and will not tolerate or entertain any version of knob headedness!!! Bees do not waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.

We definitely don’t take ourselves too seriously and are just looking to have fun in the lifestyle, in whichever form that may present. Looking for similar in potential play mates, so couples, unicorns, thruples, polygamists, ethical non monogamists and contortionists apply within. Unique single males may be considered.

Now for the juicy bit… we both love to pleasure others and like to think our enthusiasm for that shows with our acquired level of skills. We enjoy and are open to lots of different kinks, so if you have something specific in mind your pleasure is likely ours.

But wait, before you go slip sliding straight into our DMs just hold your bloody horses…. Collectively we boast big boobs, a big butt and other big erm bones….. so if you’re not the type to go large on your fast food, you might want to body swerve us all together.

If you made it this far congrats, you might just be our type of weird xXx

If the university of Sydney is interested we also have separate little slut solo accounts - animalinstincts and Onlytemptation (for when we get on each others nerves)

41 years old, Bi-curious

5'7" 170cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
More than 5 piercings

39 years old, Straight

6'1" 185cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 21 to 55
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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*andj2019 (31), Couple on 14 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this awesome couple last night at club F. Both really attractive and instantly got on with them. Was glad we got to play a little but hopefully get to know you both a lot more and play some fun games at that 40th. Amazing couple xxxx

*incscarcouple (33), Couple on 1 July 2024 by Meeting in person:
Great night meeting these guys in Pandoras great laugh and got the pleasure of playing in the same room that was super hot - as well as the temperature. Both these guys are stunning and hopefully our paths cross again soon take care and thanks for a great night xx A&D

*its and Tattoos (27), Couple on 30 June 2024 by Meeting in person:
Truly can’t get better than this couple! Always an amazing evening when they are around. Funny, hot, great in bed. We have missed yous so much! I know we will see you guys again very soon! K&A x

*yingTinkerbell (26), Couple on 24 March 2024 by Meeting in person:
Enjoyed some noods and cocktails with this lovely pair during a social meet last week. As hilarious in person as they are over message. Wonderland is welcome to play with Tink’s rapunzel locks anytime! Maybe we’ll get to the “meat” house next haha - G & C x

*ooby and the beast (33), Couple on 10 December 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely couple at Club F on Friday, a lovely and funny couple. Great fun to play with as well, hopefully see you both again soon. X

*ingerminx7913 (28), Woman on 10 December 2023 by Meeting in person:
Had the chance to laugh, chat and have a great night with this pair. Honestly gorgeous, genuine and very fun to play with! Hope to see you both again and hope to make it onto the Guestlist for sausage rolls and holes ;)