Young-looking 63 guy, seeking masculine men only.

Man in Newcastle Upon Tyne, North East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 5 minutes ago

UPDATED 11.12.24. Apologies in advance that this is a long profile; some readers are challenged by this, but I cling to the belief that the clearer I set out my position at the outset, the less scope there should be for misunderstandings down the line. It usually works. Usually, lol.

I cannot stress this enough: I am not into blind meets, the very idea of committing to have sex with a complete stranger with no idea of what they look like is laughable and beyond ludicrous!! Everyone has a phone now, photos can be taken literally in seconds, and they’re quickly approved on here. I didn’t get this many verifications by being a dick, and anyone who thinks I’m untrustworthy to be sent a face pic is not someone I’d want to be intimate with anyway. I may very rarely make an exception to this but only if I’m convinced that the guy is masculine and aligns with the type of man I am seeking as described in my profile. Rant over.

I am 63 but was recently genuinely taken for 52. Seeking only no-strings fun with reliable masculine guys 18-50s. Not seeking romance, a relationship or even friendship, only casual fun. I can drive but I prefer to accommodate in Jesmond (NE2), weekday daytimes best for me plus some Sunday lunchtimes; occasionally some midweek early evenings but they depend on how my day has already gone. I offer comfort, privacy and complete discretion. I’m genuine, reliable, honest, articulate, witty, highly educated, intelligent, polite, clean, totally discreet and sane. I’m not nosy, over-curious, demanding, clingy, untruthful or high-maintenance. I am far from an alpha male but I’m told it isn’t obvious that I’m gay either. Medium build, not very hairy, I don’t go to the gym so I don't have an Adonis body and I’m definitely not a bear. I have thin arms & legs, I now have a bit of a gut, however I have been complimented on the contents of my briefs and on my full curvy butt.

I’ve had 6 Covid jabs, 2 monkeypox, hepatitis A & B, flu jab annually, & pneumonia too. On daily PrEP and fully STD tested at least every 3 months. I am HIV negative, and PrEP guarantees I can neither acquire HIV nor pass it on, even in unprotected sex, but it gives no reassurances for any other STDs. A negative test result for HIV or syphilis only tells you your status as it was 3 months before the test date, and it’s 2 weeks for gonorrhoea & Chlamydia. Due to this, it’s impossible to guarantee one is STD-free unless you’ve abstained from all unprotected sex for at least 3 months following a set of negative test results. I do bareback but I’m perfectly happy to use condoms, it’s always the guy’s choice, which I will always fully respect. I will never suck a cock inside a condom.

Masculinity is by far the biggest priority for me, I am most attracted to guys whom you’d never guess they’d have sex with other men. Ordinary down to earth next-door blokey-blokes, especially bouncer, builder, bruiser and meat-head types. Stocky, thick-set, beefy, rugby-build up to moderate chub are ideal, but I also stress that medium build can be fine too, and I’ve had great fun with some slimmer guys as well. Hairy (especially legs) is a big plus, so bears, otters etc. are welcome. If you are bearded, please keep it clean; I love roast lamb but I once smelled & tasted it in a guy’s beard; gross. Men who are married, got a gf, newcomers, first-timers, inexperienced, bi-curious and non-scene especially welcome! I don't go for good looks, plain is fine, even ugly if they tick my other boxes. I’m turned off by men who are even slightly camp, effeminate or obviously gay, so if you sound remotely like Julian Clary or Alan Carr then we definitely wouldn’t be compatible (no offence intended to anyone). Attitude & vanity I find repellent, and if you are the type of guy who would bleach his hair, pluck his eyebrows or not wear socks, then you’re not for me. I do not want to meet queens, bitchy swishy men, trendies or fashion victims, I ask that you don’t contact me if you’re a drug user, and after one extremely bad experience, do not message me if you are psychotic or have other unresolved serious mental health issues. If you’ve given me cause to block you in the past, don’t be dumb enough to try and trick me into meeting again by creating new profiles with no face pics (which has happened a few times), as guess what, I’ll recognise you the moment we meet – D’oh!

I enjoy mostly vanilla sex, I don’t consider myself dominant but I can take the lead sexually, especially if I know what a guy really wants. I’m tactile & sensual, I like undressing a guy slowly, plenty of foreplay and lots of naked body contact, oral (more into giving than receiving but gentle mutual is fine) and rimming, provided ultra-clean. I’m told I’m extremely good at giving BJs, so if you enjoy receiving great oral, that’s a big plus. I love kissing, I do it well, so I’m always disappointed if a guy won’t kiss; is he afraid that if he kisses another man while being brutally buggered up the backside, deepthroating a cock and taking a heavy facial, that the kissing part might make him queer? That wouldn’t do! I am top; please be douched in advance (that means a repeated enema, not the French word for shower) but I don’t need to fuck every time, there’s plenty of other great fun to be had. When I do fuck it’s more slow & gentle than hard & fast, I like to take my time. It’s extremely rare that I bottom as I’m just not built for it, although just occasionally I may submit to one or two of my less hung but trusted regulars.

I am very experienced but I stress that I am not seeking only experienced guys. I’m very happy to meet inexperienced men, I find that quite a turn on, as I love the idea of introducing a guy to pleasures new that he may not have experienced before. Horniest of all is a guy who’s never been with another man, that’s immensely exciting, it’s actually quite an honour for me, and is something I’m certainly open to. I’ve been lucky in giving several men their first-time experience with another bloke and I have taken a few male virginities (which is all about taking time, relaxation and trust).

I love shorts and men’s underwear: classic Speedo budgie-smugglers, tight trunks, cycling gear, Lycra, Spandex, compression shorts, footie kit, jocks, singlets etc., in fact anything snug, sheer, thin & stretchy. Also, those provocatively revealing baggy grey joggers! I prefer uncut although that’s not a deal-breaker, and I’m largely untroubled by the size of a guy’s dick, although I do struggle with micro-penises. Impotence, phimosis or very long pubes are not good. I’m not particularly into feet, but a big-build bloke with solid muscular legs wearing short shorts & flimsy flipflops will always catch my eye. I do expect cleanliness but find most aftershaves a turn-off. I’m a hypocrite on the subject of smoking: I’m a non-smoker and strongly anti-smoking on the health grounds, but at the same time I find a guy smoking to be very erotic and I’m happy to meet smokers. I’m fascinated by the subject and I like to ask smokers about their habit, but I have yet to meet one who is prepared to fully answer all of my questions.

I don’t use aromas but I have no problem if you do, just don’t expect me to buy them for you. I do NOT do: groups, phone sex, Snapchat, role play, S&M, bondage, pain, blood, etc. or give out my Email address. I won’t meet guys who are unwashed or not prepared to shower at mine, if they have a cold, a sore throat, a cold sore or anything else contagious, if they expect to be fucked without being douched, or anyone who has taken drugs, as my experience of that is it usually makes them completely impotent. I don’t like a ligatured cock, so I’m not into cock rings, cages, piercings, other metalwork or sounding. I find lingerie, panties, tights etc. a turn off but I can sometimes go along with them for a while, on condition that I can get them all off fairly quickly. I don’t offer a free taxi service and I have no need to pay for sex, so don’t bother asking me for money. Not into erotic prose, so please don’t ask me to write you lengthy sexual scenarios. Sluts, whores & bitches are women (the ultimate turn-off for me!) and don’t ask me to make you my sissy. I abhor liars & fantasists, I don’t like endless chit-chat or message pin-pong; I prefer to keep messages as brief, concise & few as possible, just the barest minimum to determine compatibility and then make arrangements if we agree we’re suited. I don’t understand guys with their profile set to read Cannot accommodate AND Cannot travel; how the hell do they meet anyone? PMSL!

Just before you go: It always gives me a belly laugh when I read profiles that say “straight” and “seeking men” at the same time. “Straight”? Are you sure about that?? - ha ha, go grab yourself a dictionary and look up what heterosexual means! [As some say: “it’s only gay if you push back”, lol.] And funnier still: those profiles that state “Not seeking single men” but at the same time “Seeking TV/TS”; well I’ve got bad news for you: a TV is merely a cock in a frock, knackers in knickers. So, I don’t qualify to meet you because I’m a man; but hang on a second, I’ll just grab me frock - there we are now, sorted!! PMSL.

Thanks for reading, and do have an excellent day.

Chris

63 years old, Gay

5'11" 180cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 18 to 55
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Anal, Oral, Safe Sex, Taking Photos

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*im1262 (45), Man on 9 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
Wow just met the great guy fantastic meet definitely be beck for more ! Wonderful cock and definitely knows how to use it

*ikerdude600 (41), Man on 27 June 2024 by Meeting in person:
Great relaxed meet with a very nice guy. Genuine and very very good at what he does. Hope to meet again soon

*mashed10 (47), Man on 6 June 2024 by Meeting in person:
Absolutely brilliant meet, all needs were met and that cock !! Ate my hole deep and made me moan. Well horny and Chris is brilliant at what he provides. Highly recommend if you get the chance

*3redimp (53), Man on 6 May 2024 by Meeting in person:
2nd meeting with this very genuine guy, we had a great time together and I’ll be sure to call in when I’m next in the area.

*anieldees (60), Man on 21 April 2024 by Meeting in person:
Another great meet with C always look forward now to.our meets great cocksucker and rimmer i couldnt hold back any longer cheers DD

*3redimp (53), Man on 28 October 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this fantastic host the other day, was treated to an exceptional time in his hands, culminating in me taking all of his large meaty cock deep in me , I’d love a 2nd visit x

*anieldees (60), Man on 27 July 2023 by Meeting in person:
Another great meet with this tactful guy told him what i.like and will definitely be back for more highly recomended DD

*anieldees (60), Man on 26 May 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met C again its been 5 years well he got straight onto.my cock caressing my balls he knows what hes doing then cocks together grinding rubbing some lube then we came together wish i videod it next time C ok DD

*ser47 (27), Man on 1 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this absolute gentleman this afternoon, made me feel at ease straight away, can do wonderful things with his mouth. Lovely thick cock to taste aswell, can’t wait for next time

*amesdforfun69 (52), Man on 10 October 2022 by Meeting in person:
After msging for a good while. Finally got the chance to meet this gent at his lovely home. He is very welcoming and understanding. We had some well needed fun. His pics don’t do him justice. I’ll definitely be cumming again. Till next time…..

*ocketboy87 (37), Man on 9 September 2022 by Meeting in person:
Such a great guy - friendly, fun and really makes sure you are left fully satisfied!

*mashed10 (47), Man on 27 May 2022 by Meeting in person:
Great guy brilliant meets fab cock knows how to please Will be meeting again soon

*entle Rob (52), Man on 4 November 2021 by Meeting in person:
Have met this sexy guy several times in the past. What he can do with you in bed is amazing. He's a very caring lover who wears sexy underwear whenever I have visited him. I am going to find time to call in again soon...

*tevieJ (47), Man on 14 October 2021 by Meeting in person:
Chris is a great guy and perfect for someone like me who is just discovering this side of life. He's very experienced but patient at the same time and is truly a pleasure to spend time with. I'm looking forward to visiting him again soon!

*otsince94 (30), Man on 2 December 2019 by Meeting in person:
Very accommodating !

*unlunguy (59), Man on 12 June 2018 by Meeting in person:
If you want to be sexual with a man then I can’t recommend Chris highly enough. Soooooo sexy . Anytime he wants me back I will be there .

*ames2015 (29), Man on 1 April 2018 by Meeting in person:
Great guy to fuck with gives the best blow jobs and fucked me hard on saturday cant wait to ride him again

*unlunguy (59), Man on 9 March 2018 by Meeting in person:
great meet with a lovely guy. fucked me slow and deep.. definitely want a repeat meet x

*i fun str8 (47), Man on 22 November 2017 by Meeting in person:
Meet this guy regular.. he clean honest and a great host, he gives me exactly what I'm after, a great fuck and amazing oral..and I will continue to go back as long as he wants me to

*i fun str8 (47), Man on 7 October 2017 by Meeting in person:
Met a few times and expertly fucks me every time

*i fun str8 (47), Man on 7 August 2017 by Meeting in person:
A fantastic meet , give me exactly what I needed, has a big cock and knows how to use it

*ellow42 (52), Man on 23 July 2017 by Meeting in person:
Very nice meeting. This guy knows what he's doing. Sensual and gentle. This is a perfect man for a rookie who wants to try anal sex. I can confidently say this is a trustworthy man. Thank you

*esperado69 (64), Man on 16 June 2017 by Meeting in person:
OMG !!!! 2nd meet and so enjoyable. This lovely man is so good at just making you feel totally satisfied. Thanks again C. x

*i fun str8 (47), Man on 28 January 2017 by Meeting in person:
Wow.. this guy took his time on me.. sucked me and lubed me up, and took me proper, really knows what he is doing and will defo meet again

*esperado69 (64), Man on 8 June 2016 by Meeting in person:
Finally met Chris today after chatting for a while. Well worth the wait,!! Chris really knows how to make a man feel good, I could have spent much longer than the 90 mins I was there.... very clean, sensuous, gentle, great kisser, .. and of course the well documented beautiful cock. Was a pleasure to have you inside me Chris.... then was edged and edged till I could hold on no more.

*anny dees (63), Man on 27 January 2016 by Meeting in person:
Met this guy today it was a quick visit but he put me at ease straight away as he led me upstairs to his bed we stripped off and took my cock in his mouth licked my balls and after i shot my load he rimmed me and then lubed my arse and got condom on and slid his 8" cock up me and used the slow technique which hasnt been used on me before but still great next time i will stay a lot longer guys dont miss out x

*unkeyladd (49), Man on 6 December 2015 by Meeting in person:
Meet up with Chris the other day... OMG :-0 can this handsome gent eat arse, one of the best dinners I've had (Hehehehe) needless to say by all is verifications if you get the chance to catch his eye meet up with him, you'll have a great meet, he's sensual, tactile gent who knows how to work every inch of you to satisfaction with a very sticky ending... Till next time handsome ;-p

*ohannjones (63), Man on 9 April 2015 by Meeting in person:
I first met Chris over 20 years ago - pre-Internet! Always remembered him as a gentle and attentive guy. Today I joined him and a very excited but slightly scared bi-curious guy. Chris took charge and got him ready to take his first cock which he loved. Chris was first and I loved watching his big cock gently fucking this guy. Can't wait for next time!!

*iscreet btm lad (53), Man on 8 October 2014 by Meeting in person:
met this genuine lad today. great body, great cock....highly recommended

*cottyecoast (59), Man on 29 September 2014 by Meeting in person:
Met today. What an absolute gentleman and handsome and sexy to boot. If you get the opportunity treat this guy with respect.....mmmmm lovely

*eff (62), Man on 27 May 2014 by Meeting in person:
Met Chris a number of times. Genuine, clean very horny guy, lovely cock and fucks me very well, it's always a pleasure to meet up with Chris.

*llie4 (52), Man on 6 May 2014 by Meeting in person:
Met Chris nice Guy made me welcome and relaxed from the onset! Good body & Knows what he is doing. Hope to meet soon!