Looking to please!

Man in Stroud, South West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 23 minutes ago

Hello,

Well, it would seem like there is quite a lot of competition on here, so I need to come up with something to stand out from the hundreds of other guys, although I haven't any ideas at all!

It seems popular to put a picture of your cock on here, but I'm not going to be putting a picture up of my heat seaking moisture missile because the other guys are obviously far better at using Photoshop than me and lets be honest ladies, you all know what a pee wee looks like. Also, why does there seem to be a need to give measurements, surely how you use it is far more important. I'd like to think I was hung like a horse, but imagine more an ageing, sweet donkey and if you stroke me right I might even make the noises!

On a similar note, I'm not going to be asking for pictures of your cuckoo as I have seen one before and would rather tickle it with my tongue!

Anyway, I'd class myself as professional, non-pushy, polite and reasonably easy on the eye (so I was once told, although that was probably a few years ago now I come to think of it!).

Oh, by the way, I love massages, giving and receiving.

I would love to give you a slow, sensual and maybe erotic massage.

My pleasure is to watch you relax while I explore your body with my hands touching as much or as little of you as you so wish.

I'm happy to meet couples and singles, starting with a drink and a chat to get to know each other a bit better and see how we get on.

I hope I've caught your interest and look forward to hearing from you.

48 years old, Straight

5'10" 178cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Cuckolding, DP, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Threesomes

Friends

LadyV (66), Woman
V (59), Woman