Cougar, Switch and Muscle Mummy…

Woman in Croydon, Greater London, UK

... "Good morning to everyone except the dudes I just blocked for sending unsolicited dick pics.". 13 hours ago

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 7 hours ago

You have to be ok with my alter ego on IG to date me: welcomemayhem

A Muscle Mummy with melon crushers built to suffocate…my mood fluctuates between Mummy and good girl.

I won’t judge you for your kinks, but I will judge you for wearing crocs. I’m a humoursexual…I can be laughed into bed.

On the hunt for fun dates and deep chats with emotionally available people open to something serious if it eventuates. Forever seeking someone to indulge my very neglected sub side too. I have three drawers full of toys for orgasms…I’m looking for connection and particular with who I give my time and energy to.

Send coffee, cuddles and cunnilingus…and a face photo with your message.

If you send unsolicited nudes or sexual messages you’ll be sent to the graveyard of people I’ve blocked on here who don’t understand basic consent. I get a lot of messages so if I delete your message and I don’t reply, I’m not interested.

43 years old, Bisexual

5'5" 165cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Men Women
Aged from 18 to 45 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Cannot travel

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*ssexGent97 (27), Man on 29 June 2024 by Webcam:
Absolutely delightful individual. This is a rather late verification in return but honestly such a genuine woman. As she stated when verifying me, unfortunately we discovered we weren't quite right for each other, but nevertheless still glad I contacted her. Very knowledgeable and offers so much to desire. Openly disappointed nothing become of it but happy to have gotten to know her a little. Always around for a chat if she needs

*manz (37), Man on 23 April 2024 by Meeting in person:
Madam Mayhem is incredible. After passing the vetting process and chatting at length, it was clear that I’d made the right choice of pro domme to guide me into the world of kink. She has a wonderful voice (a weapon wielded well) and the perfect touch. You would do well to behave and submit to MM - she will reward you for obedience. I can’t wait to explore more and see her again.

*ole Wolfwood (40), Man on 26 May 2022 by Meeting in person:
What a lady! We spoke for a little while before meeting, constantly flirty but such an intriguing mind too. In person, wow. Madam Mayhem will certainly take control if you don't, and whatever role you take this sensual, sexy, knows-how-to-make-it-feel-great-and-will woman is worth every moment of your time and attention.

*hrisggfff (29), Man on 8 December 2021 by Meeting in person:
scintillating conversation, sparkling sense of humour, knows how to wear a pair of wet look pants, no, trousers like nobody's business.. yeah...yeah!

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