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Couple in St Helens, North West, UK

Joined: 7 weeks ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

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Play TOGETHER only! No fella isn't going to sit and watch and not touch me we are in this together and play together. Why look for a couple if you just want one of us?

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Please no friend request without talking to us first. Pictures are there for people we have spoken to and approve of not just porn collectors thanks.

Both of us use this account often sat together.

Interested in clubs haven't been yet would like a tour guide.

Due to family commitments travel only and can never accommodate.

Welfare checks are annoying we are both OK thank you! This means if your message only contains how are you or to that effect its going to get straight up deleted it's annoying it's boring it gets asked 170 times a day.

Chances are you have seen us were the ones in fluffy oodies who play inside and outside of car.

Not entirely sure what we are looking for both total pervs who just enjoy a good sex life and looking to discover more.

Big dicks are just painful and unlikely to get our attention, small and tight down there and no does not want stretching! End up focusing more on the pain and not able to reach orgasm because of the pain. A mental connection is better than a big dick. More chance of meeting someone with 4 inch than 9. Big dicks are only good for bi male partner to suck if you message about having a big dick we will assume you want males attention because you would have read the profile (:

I'm not interested in anal but would love to watch partner take it he is Bi bottom. This means straight males are at the bottom of the list.

Anyone who mentions DADDY gets an instant block and bag of vomit sent their way.

Pictures are available but hidden.

If we don't reply that isn't indication for send more messages that's were not interested. With that people who are pushing for a meet you just come across as DANGER DANGER WILL ROBINSON! Nope sorry neither of us feel like getting murdered today thanks.

Honestly finding decent people on here is like looking for a micropenis amongst pubes!

hollie

22 years old, Straight

5'2" 157cm
Curvy
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

callum

34 years old, Bisexual

5'8" 173cm
Ample
Smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Men Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Cuckolding, Dogging, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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