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Woman in Cookstown, Northern Ireland, UK

... "is anyone free tonight???". 9 hours ago

Joined: 7 weeks ago
Last on: 9 hours ago

please send me a face pic on first message - I've no issue sharing mine, but I don't wanna waste time talking to someone I've no attraction to.

I don't want to see your ugly dick in a first message either - Gilette razors are usually always on Clubcard price, please take advantage of it. If you send me videos or photos with other women / partners, instant block. If I want to watch shitty p*rn, there's sites online. There's 90 year old men in nursing homes with better hip mobility than you.

I know it's a site for sex - but I don't want to hear what you'd do to me on a first message, or "I'd ruin you" - the only thing you're ruining is my day.

fellas - this one's for you, if you want your dick in as many holes as possible, please don't waste your time (and mine) messaging me. I'm not into ONS, or joining threesomes/whatever-number-somes, or being one of many. I've boundaries in place and if you can't respect that, or try to change my mind, nothing is ever gonna happen. I'm not here to keep you entertained, but I'm sure you're well used to your left/right hand. To expand on this, if you're actively dating and are just using me until someone better comes along / fulfil your needs - get one of the dolls your taking on dates to suck and fuck cause I ain't interested.

stop sending me your Snapchat/Telegram account to send face pics - I don't have private accounts for your wee "discreet" lifestyle, so I'm not going to add you.

also telling me you want to meet discreetly sends off alarm bells in my head, just because I'm blonde doesn't mean I'm stupid - I'm not gonna be someone's dirty wee secret. So if you're hiding something, I can guarantee I'll find out x

spontaneous meets are a no-go - I have a life outside of this site, meets have to be planned in advance.

I work a professional job, Mon-Fri, 08:30-17:30. If you ask me "wyd" during those hours, please remember I'm employed; so the reply will be "I'm working". If you're unemployed, get off this site and get onto job seekers.

if you’re married / attached and cheating, not interested.

I'm unfortunately not into women (sorry ladies, I'm heartbroken as much as you are), so not into FFM threesomes. Although bisexual / hetroflexible fellas, say hello! *Doesn't mean I want MMF threesomes right now either*

Tested regularly - latest negative result (happy to provide proof): 05/03/2025. Would also like if people could also provide evidence of negative test results, if anything were to happen.

looking for a regular (singular) fwb situation. will happily suck your dick (for the simpletons, I enjoy giving). A kink of mine is very obvious from the photos I've uploaded... and since most of yous didn't get it, it's horror masks. I'm looking someone regular (and only the one) because I do not like condoms - yes, I practice safe sex the first few times - but with a regular fwb, condoms are not being used. I'm on birth control (I'll let you check for my coil strings if you're interested), I have a cum fetish and I love being creampied. The horror masks are linked to a bigger kink (CNC) but that will be explored further down the line once I feel comfortable and trust someone. Willing to explore anything you're into if it's communicated, as communication is extremely important. Also if you're not vocal, or don't make any noise, I might as well play with myself cause that's the only person I'll be hearing.

based in Ireland / lonnaithe in Éirinn. So English/Scottish/Welsh fellas - do not consider getting on a plane to come fuck me, it's not worth it.

I don't do virtual, so please stop asking about cams.

if you're rude to me, expect the same attitude back. Please try to be respectful, at the end of the day, I am a human being. For the man that called me "Cookstown's bike" - you're just raging you didn't get a go.

please be able to carry a conversation, there's more personality in my vibrator than some people on here.

don't message me if you're not actually interested in meeting - I don't have the capacity for time wasters. If you're horny and want to wank, there's sites online to assist. Please don't offer me money or gifts either, brothels exist, support local.

- I don't drink alcohol.

- I don't smoke (tobacco or ) / vape.

- I don't touch any drugs.

- I'm not looking a long-term relationship / I'm not actively dating or using any dating apps.

28 years old, Straight

5'10" 178cm
Average
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings