Shittest jokes and sarcasm you’ll ever come across

Man in South West, South West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 day ago

Truth for the new account… met someone, deleted account, realised one of us was a knob, probably me, came back.

Sydney university have full consent to post pictures of my cock all over the internet but I expect commission!

Why am I here? Because it’s addictive! Always up for a good chat and long walks on the beach, poetry and pottery are my pastimes. I’m a gentle human and love a deep connection. I often chat absolute shit as you can see above as an example.

No time for bullshit or time wasting, we’re all here for the same end result but fuck yes I do love a decent flirt, chat and a laugh amongst the tease too.

Mostly in Dorset but also in Bristol (work/home balance is shockingly shit)

Terrible sense of humour and a sarcastic twat!

Sociable with anyone and everyone, exploring/experimenting life.

I’m sure I could type more but I’m boring myself already.

36 years old, Straight

6'0" 183cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cybersex, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Safe Sex, Spanking, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Watersports, Webcams

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