couple looking for couples for fun !

Couple in Bristol, South West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

Now bear with us . . .the first bit is a bit laying down the law but anyone discerning that has been on this site long enough will understand our need to get a few ground rules out there. Skip past paragraph 6 if you want the sweet version and to most likely be rejected.

So, if getting in touch send face pics of both of you and body shots of the guy. Why are there so rarely pics of the guy on the profile? If you have pictures of both of you on your profile then it saves the embarassing bit when people have to say sorry he's not doing it for her. I get it some of you have public jobs etc but I doubt everyone knows what you look like mostly naked if you're that high profile! And put the words . . ... grrr bubbles in the title or we'll delete the message (unless you're both hot then we might overlook your ignorance . . .)Firstly we have to say that we are picky. We take care of ourselves and are both attracted to people who look after themselves. You don't have to be a Chippendale or Angelina Jolie (we wish) but a little effort goes a long way. You like sex - we like sex - lets all try and look sexy . . . yes? Not big fans of hair or bellies or wobbly bits in general. Sex is about attraction.

We love the club scene and personality goes a long way with us so we prefer to meet people out and about cos the right banter can tip the balance. Conversely, we've been put off by the personalities of otherwise attractive looking people so a bit of social first. Pictures don't always get across when someone just has that thing about them so happy to do no-pressure socials.

Now this is important . . . . . looking for couples mostly (single guys and girls - we will find you if we want you for various scenarios). We are trying to play on a level playing field where everyone is equal and enjoying themselves. So you can imagine we get a bit peeved and baffled when profiles only have pictures of the female and maybe a penis. You essentially diminish the presence of Minx as though she's there for nothing more than a lesbian show fantasy. We are not meat. She's only bi if there is an attraction. Not just for the sake of it. Nothing is agreed to in advance (the couple that dropped DP in after a couple of messages springs to mind. Regardless if it is or isn't our thing at that stage you may still be a small sweaty naked man with a fake profile so let's save what we like until we know you're real and know we like you.

Now you probably think we're being utter tits by this stage but we've been dicked around so much on this site by fake couples, chickens, no shows and last minute changes we frankly thought we'd rather get all of this up there to give the genuine people a gist of where we're at. So without further a do .. . .

Here's the shorter profile we used to have . . . .

We're not new to this .., been on before and back again for some fun !

We are fun couple, very easy to get on with and extremely hot and modest .

Awkward silences .., what are they ... talking and sex are our speciality :)

We would love to meet sexy couples for fun ... happy to meet socially first of course and open to suggestions on where we take things from there ! We can sometimes accommodate, can travel , and happy to meet at clubs or for a drink.

We're genuine and happy with what we've got ... but always like to keep things interesting and a bit of exciting sexual tension is good for you right ?!

Read the rest and if you want to know more just ask (not gonna do the we won't bite joke as don't want to make you yawn and run)

And ... if you arrange to meet then can't , don't be shy just say as it's really bloody annoying getting let down with no notice !

Him on her - I'd almost given up. It's horrible out there but then as someone wonderful once said. "If you don't want to catch the sun you have to use total block. Might as well not be on there really but then you wouldn't find the unicorns, would ya?". At least that's as close as I remember them saying it. I'm terrible when it comes to quotes and my memory isn't the best really. It was a while ago but it's true and I'm glad I persisted. She's painfully witty at times and stunning inside and out. Just talking with her is on a par with the physical. Stimulates me in ways I thought were a thing of the past. I feel like a giddy teenager with her. Dumb and awestruck at times but always mindful of how sexy she is and how much I want her.

Her on him - To me, he was the unicorn I was looking for - the rare, fit as fuck gorgeous bodied guy with a brain. Ladies, if you like someone who can throw you around a bit, massive strong bear will blow your mind. Hes made me say 'Dont stop doing that' so many times - he will make you feel amazing - you could just squeeze his arms though :)

43 years old, Straight

5'10" 178cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

minx

47 years old, Bi-curious

5'5" 165cm
Slim
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 22 to 49
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, SM, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Rimming, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, DP, Blindfolds, Adult Parties

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*ecretpassion100 (50), Couple on 8 September 2017 by Meeting in person:
Have met this couple quite a few times but really got to know them better a few weeks ago ....both absolutely gorgeous and the most genuine respectful and friendly couple you could ever have the pleasure of meeting. ...we've become good freinds and I'll never forget the night chatting till the birds began to sing lol ...Thank you for a fantastic night can't wait to see you again soon ....love M and C xxx

*arry On Shagging (44), Couple on 20 June 2017 by Meeting in person:
We've seen these guys on many occasions at Chams & have got to say what a brilliant pair they are. They're sexy, up for a laugh & are exactly the type of people you want to see in a club & one of the first names you want on a guest list. Looking forward to seeing you Krazy kats soon xx Bump n Grind xx

*ustusboth2013 (38), Couple on 18 June 2017 by Meeting in person:
Met this sexy friendly duo again at Chams last night. 3 verifications without reply now #JustSaying. I know they are consciously aware and they were being tactical attempting to be the 300th. Unfortunately that milestone has been met. Lol joking aside, both very complimentary about us and we felt very humble. They are a great pair and a massive credit to the swinging world. We love their company very much and if you are fortunate to get to spend some time or play with them, snap their hands off (I would have said snap his massive cock off, but it would render him inoperable which isn't good for swinging. And I didn't want to look like I was promoting his cock again!) See you soon no doubt for more fun, thrills and banter! Xx

*aughtyByNature78 (46), Couple on 11 June 2017 by Meeting in person:
We met theses guys at Dare 2 this Saturday. It was our first visit to the club and they as well as others made us feel so welcome. She is gorgeous and he is a hunk of a man :) Great personality and motivated us to strip off and jump in the hot tub. Hope we meet again

*ustusboth2013 (38), Couple on 28 May 2017 by Meeting in person:
Met this calm, quiet, church going pair last night at Chams last night when they confused the swinging club as a playground appreciation society. How lucky were we? Seriously, if you don't have this pair as part of your swinging community, then you haven't lived in the swinging world. Funny as fuck, non-stop taking the piss out of each other and just downright top drawer banter! Aside from the humour, they are intelligent and great conversationalists! So much fun to be with and easy on the eye too. He's a great looking guy (and he didn't ask me to mention his cock this time, which for me speaks volumes for the man) and she is gorgeous, sexy eyes and her husky voice does it for me alone! Could even hear this sexy duo when we were in a playroom walking past. Not sure bursting into laughter during a moment of fun did much for my sexual credibility:o) see you sexy mofo's soon! Lizzie and Jordan xx

*hy but fun (57), Couple on 7 May 2017 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely couple at Chams. Had a fantastic time :). What a great genuine couple look forward to hopefully meeting again xxx

*lack-N-White (51), Couple on 7 May 2017 by Meeting in person:
What a funny couple, absolutely bat shit crazy and had us in stitches all night. It almost got to the point where we went to the fag room just for a giggle with them. Next time hoping to lhave a laugh and a play....very sexy couple. Let's get together soon. Jay (Errol) and Clare

*iggles and Beardy (53), Couple on 22 April 2017 by Meeting in person:
Met this couple at club after Bristol social, he is both attractive and funny and she is incredibly sex and nuts. Great couple x

*eeley (41), Woman on 18 April 2017 by Meeting in person:
Had a right laugh with these two at Chams on Friday and Sunday, both utterly gorgeous and almost as insane as me. Hope to see you both again soon xxx (I'll try not to scare Mr next time)

*arpie666 (55), Woman on 16 April 2017 by Meeting in person:
Met this cracking genuine couple at chams friday and last night...great fun to be around had a great laugh...so on my wavelength. Look forward to seeing you both again...mrs looked awsome btw :).... Xxx harpie xxX

*ustusboth2013 (38), Couple on 16 April 2017 by Meeting in person:
Met this awesome sexy couple at Chams last night. Great banter. Erm..,excellent taste in music and a massive cock (promised I'd say it.) see you soon. Jordan and Lizzie xx