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Man in Nottingham, East Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

August 2020:

Looking to get out and socially connect a lot more BUT there are a few rules.

1. If you're a right wing swivel eyed loon- stay away, we wont be friends.

2. Please try to read my dull bloggy profile and verifications, it'll give you an idea about me. That way you wont need to bombard me with dick pic requests. For people who say that the one dick pic I have is terrible...please understand, when he's errect and raring to go I'm thinking about using him not taking a bloody polaroid!

3. Be interesting, be at least semi literature and avoid chav text chatter and please feel free to block me if my absence of kik, snap chat and 3 million selfie dick pics offends thee .

Peace

Heavily muscled, heavily hung and very open minded. Have numerous pics on other sites that I will eventually add to here dependent on who I'm speaking to and avoidance of timewasters!??

August 2016 update:

Been on a little while now so thought I'd update a little, add a couple more pics and clarify likes/dislikes.

Likes:

Sex- don't we all on here? But not the wham bam lets go ma'am type of meet. Far prefer long intense, tactile, sweaty sessions where we both enjoy and are satisfied ??

Hygiene: I'm ocd about being trimmed, clean and tidy- expect the same both about your body and your environment. My house is spotless and if we're meeting at yours I like similar.

Pictures: I have some, and will be adding more- happy to share but I don't take loads and loads so what I have, I have. I'm always a little suspicious of men that take too many selfies!

Dislkes:

Chavvy text talk. I have no understanding of abbreviations etc and I'm too old to start, bad spelling as well- turn on your spellchecker ??

Sexual bigotry: If you're profile is covered in no whites, no Asians, no blacks etc then we're probably not gonna get on. If you don't fancy the ppl who contact you, isn't it easier to just say no thanks?

Finally long drawn out profiles explaining how fantastic and wonderful you are (just like this one now!!!)

If your still awake and in any way interested get in touch, I accomm in Nottingham, also happy to travel within a reasonable distance and hope that I'm fun, reliable and very genuine

47 years old, Straight

6'0" 183cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Gangbangs, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes

Verified Genuine Profile

*Girl Tina (36), TV/TS on 21 August 2019 by Meeting in person:
Met my hunk again for another afternoon rendezvous and it gets better every time. He makes me melt when he kisses me all over and when i unzip him my legs turn to jelly haha He's all mine! Keep off haha Till next time babe Xx T Xx

*lutty_minx (39), TV/TS on 18 August 2019 by Meeting in person:
Hench. Hunk. Handsome. About sums it up really. Oh...and easily one of the nicest guys I’ve met on fab. Simply amazing to meet - made me feel like a Princess. Until next time xxxx

*rasilian boy (33), Man on 9 August 2019 by Meeting in person:
Wow , That man is fantastic in person , you can not imagine how great and fabulous he is ! Sooo hot and a massive dick ; Also he knows how to give you a lovely pleasure :) If you java opportunity please don't pass him by for sore you will not regret it!

*ia_Leics (43), TV/TS on 9 August 2019 by Meeting in person:
Met this stunning guy at Attic and was lucky enough to play, gorgeous body, massive cock, knows how to pleasure himself and another! Cannot wait for the chance to please him again.

*rasilian boy (33), Man on 3 July 2019 by Meeting in person:
He's SUUUPER hot and great sexy man , he has an amazing big dick to feed you ; If you have opportunity to meet him, don't pass him by, for sure you will not regret it ! I hope meet you up more and more times sexy man !

*rasilian boy (33), Man on 3 July 2019 by Meeting in person:
He's a SUUPER hot man and have a great , fabulous body and lovely dick to feed you lads , don't miss that opportunity to meet him if he wants ! I hope meet you up more and more times X

*rasilian boy (33), Man on 15 April 2019 by Meeting in person:
Omg , that's guy is so amazing and hot ; i really wanna meet up him again ; If you have a chance to meet him , get it you will not regret X

*Girl Tina (36), TV/TS on 26 February 2019 by Meeting in person:
This guy is just on another level. He literally makes me melt from the minute we meet he has me tingling. He is just the most sexy handsome masculine guy. Those arms wrapped round me is pure heaven. Hes very special so dont mess him!! Xx

*Girl Tina (36), TV/TS on 8 June 2018 by Meeting in person:
My dream guy, I go weak thinking about him! Hes the definition of a man. Just wish we could see more of each other T xx

*olly pop (36), TV/TS on 26 February 2018 by Meeting in person:
Met him so many times all there is 2 say wow wot wot a body 2 die for the time just flys there's never enuff all u do is smile laff n feel very naughty do nothing but smile I get butterflys all the time I just feel untouchable n safe when with him hope I get 2 see u soon sexy xxx