Normal couple looking for like minded people :)

Couple in Christchurch, South West, UK

Joined: 2 months ago
Last on: 3 weeks ago

We're a very normal, laid back, outgoing and loving couple. My Queen is the smart one. I'm the one with the thick Yorkshire accent and somewhat thick head lol I sometimes use big words in sentences that I'm not too sure of, this is to make myself sound more photosynthesis (jokes lol) We're far from sitting back and kicking some mad scrabble evenings. Date nights we have, always consist of go karting, motocross days out and clay pidgin shooting with Winchester 12 gauge's. We love camping travelling where so far as a couple, we've headed out to Centreparcs twice, Mexico, Rome and Turkey in just 4 year's together. My Queen has the curviest ass and hips ever along with her blonde hair and blue eye's, I'm circumcised along with the snip which may be a preference to some. We're both hygienic and waxed. Always.

My woman is my Queen so anything of humiliation or letting her take 16" and as thick as Harvey Price's neck isn't negotiable. If we talk to somebody, it'll be as a couple, never arranged as a single meet. This includes separate room swaps. Hygiene and a general level of body/self maintenance is a must. Don't be showing up like that dude played by Robbin Williams in Jumanji where he came outta the game after 30 year's because somebody rolled a 5 or 8.

Single men AND single females, do not message please. We're looking for fun loving couple meet up's and established events only. We're not into any backstreet boarded up house event's where you dip your finger's into a tub of vaseline like a Tarantino "buck likes to fuck" kill Bill scene. Sending a pic of your dick captioned "Hi" is the best way to get yourself blocked. My Queen is looking for a good experience, not to be traumatised by some turtleneck Jackson 5 looking cock!

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M*** (Male)

36 years old, Straight

5'6" 168cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

E*** (Female)

37 years old, Bi-curious

5'5" 165cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF)
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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