Fed up laughing my way into the friend zone

Man in Chelmsford, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 8 hours ago

I am a genuine polite man but looking to fill my sexual impulses and share some sexy time with like minded women. I am single after a long sexless marriage and feel I need to make up for lost time and just explore.

I am not concerned with body shape on a woman. A woman’s mind and personality is more sexy to me than a size 8 with gravity defining breasts. I mean, I’m happy to meet someone like this also!! :-)

Happy to meet women, couples, heck even throw in a convincing TGirl whilst I enjoy this new ‘finding myself’ part of my life.

I have my own place (mostly full of guitars but room to also sit!) and travel a bit with work so often stay in hotels! If you want some light hearted, safe, sexy fun time together in a very nice environment I’m your man. I want real people not up their own arses….. up other people’s arses however is fine :-)

If it’s fit, athletic and hung like a clown (!) you seek then that’s not me. To use an American Pie analogy, I’m more of a Jim than Stifler!!

So as long as you are not an axe murderer (there’s only room for one of them in a couple), great sense of humour, and a naughty side, then we will really get on. I’m all about finding the fun out of situations. Yes - I’m one of those people who when told “John from accounts died yesterday”, I tend to start smiling trying not to crack up! Very awkward. Especially when it’s John’s wife telling me....

Mister S Pringle

45 years old, Straight

6'1" 185cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women TV/TS
Aged from 21 to 55
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Group Sex, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports

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Friends

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