If you’re looking for a Sarcastic, sexy Psycho - then look no further

Woman in Rossendale, North West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 weeks ago

I am a 21+vat (lots of VAT) year old bi, polyam woman and I'm looking to meet men, women, couples.

I am currently single and am looking to have fun, lots of hot sex and lots of giggles, making friends along the way.

Situations vacant:

* Currently wanted (minimum of two) fuck buddies, ideally local, who can accommodate and who I can actually have a conversation with, take the piss out of each other and fuck like bunnies. Bonus points if you are into geeky shit.

Why two? 1) I’m greedy and 2) I only have specific times when I’m free and i want my booty calls available when I need them.

* Regular play buddies who can meet me at the clubs and we can play together and separately

Applications received via message - if the opening line doesn’t make me laugh … the application is not being considered x

I would love to find both a Dom and a sub to play with, but warning, I am likely to flit between calling YOU “Sir”, “Slut” or “Good Boy” dependent on my mood

I’m not a skinny Minnie or a gym bunny, so if that’s what you are looking for, scroll on. However if you want to chat to someone sarcastic, slightly psycho, silly sense of humour … yes I do grab hold of floppy dicks and make the flower pot men sounds - cos it makes ME laugh (and that’s the important bit lol) and sex is meant to be fun… curvy with a hidden superpower, then here I am. Alternatively, even mid scream, I am likely to take the piss and laugh … cos again it’s all about FUN! … and it usually results in being spanked and fucked harder lol - so win-win!

If you just message me saying “want to fuck” the answer is likely to be no - unless you are hot beyond belief and I’m mega horny … however, I have toys so likely to tell you to feck off anyways - so please be a little more creative in your opening messages :-)

Also if you get salty cos I haven’t messaged you back in a few hours - again “feck off”, despite appearances I have a life outside of fab and you will be blocked. I can’t be arsed with stroppy fecking men - if I wanted that I would have stayed married lol - actually that’s a lie cos I truly believe you should only get married if you have a good divorce party planned - I had an awesome party! The other reason I am shit at replying is that I am ‘ADohhhh shiny squirrel’, so get distracted and then forget very easily - if this is gonna bug you, do one now as I can not be arsed with your stroppy self lol

Now if I haven’t 1) scared you or 2) upset your fragile ego, then message me x

I’m currently in the process of finding my new club and as part of this process am trying out several different ones.

You do not have permission from me to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action. (I suggest the rest of you post this notice.)

*** Any such usage will be considered as a breach of my legal right to privacy and I will prosecute any persons or company doing so.

Carol

51 years old, Bisexual

5'4" 163cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Men Women
Aged from 25 to 52 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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*outhOxonMan (48), Man on 25 June 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this one for a very hot and sexy meet. Not only does she have amazing skills she also has a brilliant sense of humour. Can’t wait to meet her again.

*OMO parties (47), Couple (FF) on 8 May 2024 by Meeting in person:
She's an absolute star this one - a lot of fun (if you can keep her still long enough!). Genuine and caring and nutty as a fruit bat a rolled into one. Bring on the August shenanigans!! Xx

*aillimhlad87 (37), Man on 17 March 2024 by Meeting in person:
I have seen this sexy lady a few times at the club. But unfortunately she was always working behind the bar. But last night, she had a rare night off. So took my chance, got a little chat going. Showing off my tongue tricks in a forefit of pass the parcel. So we ended up in 1 of the new maze rooms. Where she finally got the infamous tongue and tease. Again sorry to the new management, but mop bucket was required. So all round a fantastic night with this sexy lady. So lads and ladies, if this sexy lady is free on a night. Get to know. She's fantastic to talk and even better when she drags you to a private room. All the best till we play again xxx

*heekyGent44 (52), Man on 3 February 2024 by Meeting in person:
I've met this absolutely lovely lady a few times at Partners, mainly when working sadly. So much fun to talk to and so genuine. Looking forward to properly exploiting those little weak spots I've found x

*ourSexToy (48), Man on 28 January 2024 by Meeting in person:
I was at Partners for the first time last night and this lovely lady was being the bar - very friendly and easy to chat to. Also dressed that I'm surprised the ice wasnt used to cool down all the people she was serving ;) Till next time as I will be back and less shy about talking to people :)

*OMKRAV (44), Man on 7 January 2024 by Meeting in person:
Only had the chance to chat with this lady but she's bubbly and full of life. Good laugh too!

*eeJay1998 (27), Woman on 4 January 2024 by Meeting in person:
Great to meet this beautiful lady again at a NYE party ;) lovely lady and very alluring.

*utterfly1983 (41), Couple on 3 January 2024 by Meeting in person:
Got to bring our second new year in with this lovely lady. Always welcoming and sweet. An overall pleasure to be around and thoroughly enjoy spending the evening with her :-) x

*usty and Bigfoot (43), Couple on 17 December 2023 by Meeting in person:
We've met this gorgeous lady a few times now and it's time we told you what a hot, funny, engaging and sexy woman she is. If you've met her, you already know! We look forward to spending more time in her company xx

*lahhhh2 (31), Man on 21 September 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this amazing woman for a social meet today very genuine, down to earth and stunning would recommend to everyone

*ittlemagpie28 (34), Woman on 6 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
Fab time with Carol at Partner's for her birthday bash, always a pleasure chatting and laughing together! Many thanks for the blindfold ;)

*zzieBob (49), Man on 6 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
I've know this lady for a while now. Last night my girlfriend and I chatted and played with her at Partners. Enthusiasm, fun and sexiness were all involved in the very enjoyable meeting.

*usty1000 (62), Couple on 24 June 2023 by Meeting in person:
And yet aging the party the lovely C put on at partners last night was fantastic plenty of free shots cocktails and can't for get the willies and the games can't wait for the next one all way's a great night pete & kate

*evertree (36), Couple on 12 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this amazing women last night at the Gatehouse she is confident, witty and a great laugh. She looked stunning dressed down. A pleasure to be in her company. Hopefully we will meet again X

*usty1000 (62), Couple on 12 February 2023 by Meeting in person:
What a fantastic night Carol organise to night at partners club cocktails games and of course Ann summers party as well can't wait for her next one as always the perfect hoist and everyone who attended tonight were fantastic

*zel Black (45), Couple on 12 February 2023 by Meeting in person:
Had the pleasure of meeting this lovely lady at her Ann Summers party at partners was a fun evening hope to meet again and maybe have a play next time xx

*YDeviant (34), Man on 6 February 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met her when she was behind the bar in partners, beautiful, very easy to talk to. Instead of having a peak next time, you’ll be the star in the show ;) haha the challenge is on! X

*itten1992 (32), Couple on 4 February 2023 by Meeting in person:
Absolute lovely woman so bloody funny, respectful absolutely gorgeous met at partners, thank you definitely come again soon

*usty1000 (62), Couple on 28 January 2023 by Meeting in person:
Well met this very sexy lady once more at partners last night at a party she arranged for one of the staff and what a party it was fun from the start then the games began everyone who to part had a fantastic night see you soon kate & pete

*laytime07 (46), Couple on 15 January 2023 by Meeting in person:
Had a great night chatting this lovely lady behind the bar last night, made us feel very welcomed. Definitely looking forward to bumping in to you when you are not working. Thanks for the amazing cocktails too x

*usty1000 (62), Couple on 15 January 2023 by Meeting in person:
Was great to see Carol last night for her party at partners witch was loads of fun great hoist the games were great everyone who attended had agreat night see you soon kate and pete

*utterfly1983 (41), Couple on 1 January 2023 by Meeting in person:
Thanks for last night. Lovely to see you again. Lovely person inside and out. Amazing as always :-)

*usty1000 (62), Couple on 17 December 2022 by Meeting in person:
What a fantastic host for wet & wild tonight great atmosphere fun games from start to finish great people who attended everyone had fun see you soon kate & pete

*usty1000 (62), Couple on 11 December 2022 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely lady aging at partners last Saturday night had few games of pool and what a laugh that was few drinks and she just lights up the place see you soon kate @ pete

*igboy12342000 (40), Couple on 14 November 2022 by Meeting in person:
We have meet this lovely gen fun friendly women at partners and always had good chats and laughtys in and out of the hottub and looking very forward to are next meet soon if you come across this lovely women be kind and nice and you good have a good time and evening with here love K&s xx

*onest bi guy (47), Man on 13 November 2022 by Meeting in person:
Met Carol last night with my current Fb cottoncandy and was immediately made to feel welcome-love the camel toe!! Later we were introduced to some other regulars S,D and J..unfortunately I didn't get to play as the competition was very stiff but great banter from all...glad the bill and Ben joke was explained haha Carol is was a pleasure to meet L and J xx

*ister Boomerang (44), Man on 4 November 2022 by Meeting in person:
I finally managed to make my debut at Partners just before my holiday in Ibiza and at various points in the night I had ran into this gorgeous lady! We had quite a few chats throughout the night and I really took a shine to her because she was easy to talk to, interesting, witty and welcoming! Close towards the end of the party I was with another couple in a private room and as soon as we opened the door for some fresh air there she was again! Was it fate? A coincidence? Or was she just as horny as the rest of us there? I was the lucky one that found out as the couple recommend me to her and left us to it! It was so much fun getting to know her better I was proper buzzing as she is a really sexy lady indeed! I just wish that we had more time and that I was a little less worn out but hopefully next time we meet up I'll be 100%! Xx

*ed n Curvy (47), Woman on 9 October 2022 by Meeting in person:
Love this bird to bits, she is such a laugh, really helpful and just an all round lovely soul xxx

*ischief0managed (33), Couple on 9 October 2022 by Meeting in person:
Absolutely amazing lady! K is very glad he could help you with your sensory deprivation desires, a truly lusciously tasty lady... although do make sure she remembers to breathe!

*he explorer84 (40), Man on 1 October 2022 by Meeting in person:
Met this amazing women last night at partners an she made my night all the more fun can't wait to meet again next week xx

*i_bi (35), Couple on 25 September 2022 by Meeting in person:
Lovely sexy lady that we've met a few times at Partner and in the real world, definitely becoming a friend of ours :) anyway, finally had a very brief play last night. Her lips felt great on M's lips and then his cock

*utterfly1983 (41), Couple on 11 September 2022 by Meeting in person:
Met carol tonight in partners. Amazing woman who I got to chat to and get to know. She is a delight to get to know inside and out. Must admit the pool volleyball was also fun and broke the ice with everyone. Will see you soon :-) xx

*lackleycpl (41), Couple on 22 August 2022 by Meeting in person:
This lady is beautiful, sexy, funny and mesmerising with her boob wiggle ;-) Had a great time with C around the pooltable hopefully next time we'll have some fun in the play room. X

*exy25single (33), Woman on 7 August 2022 by Meeting in person:
Well this lady is the light and soul of partners : ) fantastic night with so much fun and laughs. Were gona have so much more fun in that couples room ; ) thank you for a brilliant night!! Amazing woman, meet her if you can xx

*unghi (38), Man on 7 August 2022 by Meeting in person:
Wow wow wow what can I say, apart from being your snorkel and wetsuit when playing with this absolute amazing woman. Until next time you sexy woman

*unghi (38), Man on 6 August 2022 by Meeting in person:
Absolutely nuts, loud as anything and gek as a person

*AMAGRA (44), Man on 26 July 2022 by Meeting in person:
I met this beautiful lady in partners in Bury. Very sexy very talented. Girls boys or couple don't miss out on her

*he Dom Experience (46), Man on 6 July 2022 by Meeting in person:
This lovely lady messaged me asking if she could attend my night on the day of the event and true to her word she came over a few hours later. Lovely lady with a naughty glint in her eye. I hope I get the chance to Dom you next time catch up soon. SirslutTrainer

*tagnVixen7466 (58), Couple on 7 June 2022 by Meeting in person:
We met carol and her friend Danny a couple of weeks ago in partners and after a chat ended up in a orgy and a very nice wet mess a fantastic woman and great fun to be around we can't wait to meet again xx