Unicorn here for fun & naughtiness

Woman in Evesham, West Midlands, UK

... "Need to sort out my diary! Fill this tricky time with fun & frolics". 23 hours ago

Joined: 9 weeks ago
Last on: 3 hours ago

Just separated after 28.5 years together. I've been told I'm physically undesirable and I'd very much like (lots of) ego boost and excellent revenge sex & fun experiences to make up for the last 8 years of a sexless marriage.

I'm only 5ft and curvy.

I prefer non smokers and I'm not keen on beards but short facial hair is okay. Cannot accommodate. Travelling more than 15 miles from Evesham is super tricky (aka painful) for me but if you are on the GWR London-Malvern train route then that's solved that issue!

If you don't have a photograph I'm unlikely to respond. I may be new here but I'm not green! I like the chat first too, then a social meet. I am attracted to intelligence and humour first. I'd rather build a connection for regular/frequent fun as I'm absolutely not wanting ONS, I've had enough hurt & heartbreak this year to last me forevermore.

Happy to play solo but also have a very fun fuck buddy (now primary male partner) who (may) is be open to joining. Happy to provide their name, we get too distracted to build our couple profile when together ;)

Compromised immune system so safe sex is non negotiable. Please respect that and don't kill me off before I've gotten my revenge on my cheating, lying husband.

chelle

45 years old, Bi-curious

5'0" 152cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Men
Aged from 35 to 62 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Dogging, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys

Verified Genuine Profile

*uriouspeanut (38), Man on 10 December 2024 by Meeting in person:
Spent an incredible night and a amazing morning with this beautiful woman. We started playing on the sofa, then moved to the hot tub. After the tub we moved to the open fire and finished off in the bedroom. She really seemed to enjoy sucking my dick which felt devine.

*uriouspeanut (38), Man on 30 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Only met twice for a social but I hope to meet for more. Very easy to talk to and loves talking dirty

*un fit and edgy (58), Couple on 17 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
We met crazybatlady for massage and oiled up frolics. What a sexy 3sum. More like a steam room after 2 hours of fun and games. Should of taken more pics though. Fantastic tits and lips/tongue that knew what they were made for.

*un fit and edgy (58), Couple on 30 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
Such a delight. This was only a social but we hope to make her more wellcum next meet. K & R