Unicorn here for fun and naughtiness with couples or singles

Woman in Evesham, West Midlands, UK

... "Anyone want to invite me round to watch the rugby? Naked, obvs with our own unique half time entertainment?". 21 hours ago

Joined: 4 months ago
Last on: 3 hours ago

Just separated after 28.5 years together. I've been told I'm physically undesirable and I'd very much like (lots of) ego boost and excellent revenge sex & fun experiences to make up for the last 8 years of a sexless marriage.

I'm only 5ft and curvy.

I prefer non smokers and I'm not keen on beards but short facial hair is okay. Cannot accommodate. Travelling more than 15 miles from Evesham is super tricky (aka painful) for me but if you are on the GWR London-Malvern train route then that's solved that issue!

If you don't have a photograph I'm unlikely to respond. I may be new here but I'm not green! I like the chat first too, then a social meet. I am attracted to intelligence and humour first. I'd rather build a connection for regular/frequent fun as I'm absolutely not wanting ONS, I've had enough hurt & heartbreak this year to last me forevermore.

If you like me and start a chat, please do this with genuine intentions. I'm sick of being strung along by fake couple profiles which are just men who want to w@nk to my friends only photos. Chat and arrange a social meet with all involved or politely say you aren't interested in me. Simples.

Happy to play solo but also have a very fun fuck buddy (now primary male partner) who (may) is be open to joining. Happy to provide their name, we get too distracted to build our couple profile when together ;)

Compromised immune system so safe sex is non negotiable. I test every three months via SH:24 but if you want to have sex with me, you gotta wrap up! Please respect that and don't kill me off before I've had a lifetime of fun with you horny people ??

chelle

45 years old, Bisexual

5'0" 152cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Men
Aged from 35 to 62 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Soft Swing, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Dogging, Cuckolding, Blindfolds, Anal, Adult Parties

Verified Genuine Profile

*uriouspeanut (38), Man on 10 December 2024 by Meeting in person:
Spent an incredible night and a amazing morning with this beautiful woman. We started playing on the sofa, then moved to the hot tub. After the tub we moved to the open fire and finished off in the bedroom. She really seemed to enjoy sucking my dick which felt devine.

*uriouspeanut (38), Man on 30 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Only met twice for a social but I hope to meet for more. Very easy to talk to and loves talking dirty