Old man alert

Man in Wigan, North West, UK

... "Goodness are people here so stupid. Of course I will accept your friend request Your still not seeing my face pmsl". 9 hours ago

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: online now!

Middle aged professional looking for sass with class

I don't ask about your situation that's your business however if you already have a FB or part of a couple with a single woman's profile

then you won't be what I am looking for.

So for those looking for one man to explore with let's chat.

So a little about me.

I'm a gentleman in his later years & well past his mid life crisis.

I'm balding, dumpy and short and looking at some of the pictures of my brethren here I'd say short in the nether regions but hey we are all made differently.

I love to talk & socialise. I'm kind,considerate and could never envisage being rude or discourteous.

Let's see if that changes.

So if a little balding small cocked chubby bloke messages you do try to be nice. You never know you may just enjoy the company of the chatty,kind,considerate polite gentleman that is me.

Cmuff

58 years old, Straight

5'6" 168cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 40 to 80
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Webcams, Toys, Taking Photos, Spanking, Safe Sex, Rimming, Phone Sex, Oral, Making Videos, Cybersex

Friends

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