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Couple in Coalville, East Midlands, UK

... "Burlesque show at the Naughty Pineapple tomorrow! 10 spaces left. 5 songs from our lovely Serena and 8 burlesque routines. Tickets are £20.". 6 hours ago

Joined: 4 months ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

Hi thanks for reading.

Few rules and notes about our boundaries:

1. Single men only. No couples, women, married men.

2. Dick pics really do nothing for us. Please don't start a conversation with one youbwill be deleted.

3. Please be respectful.

4. Be patient. We are a working couple with a family and can't always reply to everyone all the time. Don't be pushy!

5. Expect voyeurism, nothing more. Butttt consent is sexy from all parties.

6. Look out for our last minute meets. Our hectic lives mean this works best for us. These tend to be weekends.

7. The lovely lady don't want to have sex with anyone so if that's what you're are looking for we're not the couple for you.

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We are actually putting on an intimate burlesque show at the Naughty Pineapple Swingers Club, leicester on Wednesday 26th March. Come along and say hi! Tickets are £20 only 15 left!

Future Meets and Events

Club night on Wednesday 26 March 2025 in East Midlands: The Naughty Pineapple
At this meet looking for: F M MF MM FF TV/TS
Small intimate burlesque show 3 burlesque dancers and lovely serena hosting and singing. Tickets are £20 And don't have to be a member to come You can message the naughty pineapple for tickets or visit Glitterbug Burlesque Because of the size of the venue tickets are extremely limited

View meet listings, add yours at the Meets & Events pages.

39 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Siren

39 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 30 to 45 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Soft Swing, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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*edeuphoria (31), Man on 15 March 2025 by Meeting in person:
These two are actually FABulous!! To say i had an amazing time with them woukd be an understatement. Full of charm, great laughs and my god is she a hottie ????. Looking forward to next time we meet!

*he Naughty Pineapple (54), Couple on 14 March 2025 by Meeting in person:
This lovely beautiful couple come to The Naughty Pineapple are are an absolutely lovely couple, very polite and respectable. Down to earth and chatty. We can verify they are 100% genuine and we always look forward to seeing them at The Naughty Pineapple. We also look forward to the burlesque show they are going to do for us.. Vince and Shell xxx

*he Naughty Pineapple (54), Couple on 5 January 2025 by Meeting in person:
This gorgeous couple attended The Naughty Pineapple last night, it was great chatting to them and getting to know them. They are down to earth and conversation was nice and easy. We learnt a lot about them. We can verify they are definitely 100% genuine. Dont miss a chance to meet this amazing couple. We look forward to seeing them again very soon. THE NAUGHTY PINEAPPLE VINCE AND SHELL XXX

*loyd Christmas23 (41), Man on 31 December 2024 by Meeting in person:
I have known these two for a while now and had the pleasure of an amazing night out with them. Both extremely lovely people and are exactly the kind of people you would want to meet. I'm looking forward to the next time I see them diary permitting. I can honestly say I consider them friends. Be nice and don't mess them about

*brasax92 (32), Man on 28 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
I met those two amazing people last night for a very quickly planned meet. I had amazing time with them, she is stunning, looked amazing and I had a hard time to not obviously stare :) He is a chilled guy with great music taste :p. What happend next is my little secret but I will definitely meet again if invited.

*azloz3739 (42), Couple on 15 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Know these too for sometime now and both are a pleasure to be around She is absolutely stunning and he is do chilled What a couple

*2b_121 (33), Man on 15 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Known these two wonderful people from their old account. The lady is soo sexy and oozes sex appeal. The guy is a right sound guy. Hope to meet you soon

*a v1e boheme (46), Man on 14 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
So good to see Boss and Siren back again, we met earlier in the year and they are definitely the real deal, an awesome friendly and lovely couple.... and extremely sexy!

*ornymale1985 (39), Man on 14 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this pair several times on their previous account.. Great couple and had some amazing times x