allthebestbits

Woman in Basildon, South East, UK

... "Wow! The bullshit never fails to surprise me. Really don’t know how I’ve managed 2 keep a kind heart!!! Curly girls and leggy blonde seek loveNlaughs". 17 hours ago

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

Number one piece of advice!!! Take it leave it. Don’t punch and then abuse people when they’re not interested!! That’s called being a narcissist cunt isn’t it????

So …… let’s make it clear! F .. off if you are a tight C…t! Or you don’t understand that I’m a very sexual and creative person and not here to be grateful for your attention x

DO NOT BOTHER IF YOU HAVE NO PROFILE PIC

Piss off if you have a dried up Bitch at home that can’t inspire your penis - just get a new bird ffs or better still just inspire her to get a new man!!

Extremely Openminded & non Judgmental.

Going with the flow is always how I roll so don’t ever expect me to be on time or even reply to your message.

As an Empath; energy and connection are everything with me. Although I have to say, with so many hotties to choose from, fab has made me consider being rather shallow for the first time in my life!

At least I'm honest about that.

I'm short on time, so not big on not wasting words or anyone's time. Not rude or up my own cute arse...so don't accuse me of that.

I'm extremely kind, caring and giving but also a little bit Gangster if you piss me off xx

100% Decretion expected

Mostly like to use this site to network and as a

Songwriter & Singer I’m always looking for gigs and connections in that area.

Sex is as just something else I can’t live without. Saying that, I’d rather go without than shag a knuckle head that fancies himself more than me! Bore off!

Anyway it’s all about me btw!!! Remember; I didn’t message you first pal!!! If you remember that when we’ll get on great xxx

bestbits

46 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Fabulous
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women
Aged from 30 to 55 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

Verified Genuine Profile

*s MonkeyBusiness (48), Woman on 4 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
It was wonderful to have this gorgeous women at the Monkey Business Halloween Party - gorgeous, lots of fun, sassy and a brilliant singer! Thanks for joining us, we hope to see you at the December event. Xxx

*olchester87 (42), Man on 28 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
Guys - not one to miss here - she's a great girl, great energy, super sexy, extremely down to earth and can talk the hind legs off a donkey (in a good way!!) x

*-Lotus179 (45), Man on 20 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
Beautiful lady with an infectious personality that fills up any room. Met at monkey business parties twice now. She has got the best pair of lungs on her, vocally (amazing singer) and to look at/feel lol. Hope to meet again very soon

*s MonkeyBusiness (48), Woman on 18 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
This gorgeous Disco Diva performed as a duo with her guitarist at the Monkey Business Burlesque Weekender where she was warm up act for Odyssey, she SMASHED IT! As a friend I wasn’t sure she what to expect BUT she exceeded all my expectations… she oozed sex appeal and the voice of a professional singer! She actually bought tears to my eyes as I’m so proud of her. Well done, you along with the burlesque/fire performer and odyssey along with amazing guests brought the house down girl! You are wonderful - thanks for being amazing!! X

*oisAndClarke69 (54), Couple on 28 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
We met this gorgeous sexy lady a few times at MB and all we can say is wow! Down to earth, great kisser and amazing body, and her boobs...... well you can see from her profile they are some of the best we have ever seen (And Sucked) Hopefully will bump into her at some point in the future and maybe have some more fun Lois & Clarke xx

*ream_Wife (52), Couple on 23 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
What an amazing woman. We met her for drinks one evening and enjoyed every minute of her company. She is very funny and great conversation. The best bits though are that she is a really gorgeous girl. We wished the night lasted longer and we're kinda smitten. XX

*s MonkeyBusiness (48), Woman on 15 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
This girl is a real head turner and the epitome of naughty but nice or good girl gone bad in the best way possible. Always up for a giggle and has been a great friend for a few yeArs now. She works at my club either performing with her amazing vocals or cohosting her St Trillion Party or head barmaid and she gets so many people offering to take her out. One of the special ones in life. Xxx Love you M xxx

*otguy27888 (39), Man on 26 September 2022 by Meeting in person:
Unreal amazing these are just some words I can use to describe this sexy lady. I Truly had such a great time with her not only was the fun we had amazing but had a great chat as well she really is not to be missed and I look forward to seeing you agin xxx

*0dennii (44), Man on 28 April 2022 by Meeting in person:
I had the pleasure of meeting this beautiful lady and wow was she amazing. We had lots of naughty fun to which we have arrange to meet again soon. She is very easy to talk to and can be very funny to which made my Experience with her very enjoyable. 10/10