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Couple (MM) in Near You.., North West, UK

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Thank you for passing by:

We are two brothers here looking for single ladies and couples. We are not intending on fucking our way through fab, but meet select single ladies/couple for regular meets.

We both by no means new on the scene.

We are both Dom but can read your level and fulfil your needs.

We will not indulge in endless emails, we drive and will travel reasonable distances for the right people.

NO RANDOM FRIEND REQUEST

No tv/cd/bi men we have no issues with your sexuality but were straight and will not be swayed.

Any questions feel free to message.

Here is a nice joke :-)

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At the end of a long work day, an employee was leaving his factory, pushing a wheelbarrow through the gate to head home. Inside the wheelbarrow was a small box.

The security guard stopped the man and said, “What have you got in your wheelbarrow?”

“I’ve got a small box,” he said.

“I know you’ve got a small box,” the guard said. “What’s in the box?”

The worker replied, “The sawdust from the floor. At the end of the day, it gets swept up and is thrown away. I needed some, so I put it in the box, and I’m taking it home.”

The guard looked inside the box and sure enough it was filled with sawdust. He sent the worker on his way.

The next day, the same thing happened, 3rd, 4th day, same thing 5th day, the worker again came through with a wheelbarrow and a box of sawdust.

This time the security guard said, “It’s you again with your wheelbarrow and your sawdust. I’ve got a feeling that you’re up to something. I think you’re actually stealing something. Look, why don’t you tell me what you’re stealing, and I promise I won’t report you.”

The worker said:

“All right. I’m stealing wheelbarrows.”

Our lives are often a bit like that. We’re so focused on a small box of sawdust that we never notice the wheelbarrow carrying it. In other words, we can be so distracted by the little things in life that we miss the bigger picture!!!!!!!!

Keep Well people, Enjoy!

DP-Kings

41 years old, Straight

5'6" 168cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

DP-King2

44 years old, Straight

5'11" 180cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

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Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Won't meet smokers

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Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Soft Swing, SM, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Rimming, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Gangbangs, DP, Dogging, Cuckolding, Blindfolds, Anal, Adult Parties

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