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Worst status update you've read?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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New years (saw this on an old profile) a status went up stating that their partner had just come out of a cell and was wearing 'lush grey trackies' who wants to fuck me in front of him.
I try not to judge but that raised red flags in my head aha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Skint and bored at home, what to do?"
On a ladies profile... I wonder what she does for a living.makes me laugh that one"
They're welcome to my job so they can pay for me to sit on my arse all day  |
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over a year ago
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"New years (saw this on an old profile) a status went up stating that their partner had just come out of a cell and was wearing 'lush grey trackies' who wants to fuck me in front of him.
I try not to judge but that raised red flags in my head aha "
I love them grey trackie bottoms they wear, I think it's becoming a fetish  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"New years (saw this on an old profile) a status went up stating that their partner had just come out of a cell and was wearing 'lush grey trackies' who wants to fuck me in front of him.
I try not to judge but that raised red flags in my head aha
I love them grey trackie bottoms they wear, I think it's becoming a fetish "
Aha fair enough didn't realise they were handed out in the cell.
Was the first half more than the trackies that gave the warning signs anyway lol. Hardly likely to risk having someone watch who had just got in trouble for fighting lol. |
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""Skint and bored at home, what to do?"
On a ladies profile... I wonder what she does for a living.makes me laugh that one
They're welcome to my job so they can pay for me to sit on my arse all day "
I think it's more likely she lies on her back, rather than sits on her arse lol  |
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"As the title suggests....what's the worst status you've read or what really bugs you when you see one?"
I hate it when its says they will be passing through someplace and are free for 20 mins who wants to suck my dick!
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By *wjadMan
over a year ago
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""Skint and bored at home, what to do?"
On a ladies profile... I wonder what she does for a living."
Quite a few in of them on here 
Worst one I've seen from a fem is "can anyone lend me £15 til Friday" the bank of fab mun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Best of the worst IMO has to be from a 23 yr old a while back.
"Who's up for helping me get pregnant?"
Follow up status a few days later was something along the lines of thanking guys for all the fun.
Lots of antibiotics, tests and DNA testing was on the cards.
So wrong in so many ways and yet it amazes me how stupid people on here can be. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Off back to bed, before I get up and look for a job. Hate being skint.
The status was posted around 9 or 10am.
The same person always posts about how their phone has been cut off too.
Definitely a FB style status |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not a fan of the sort of status message from a female that reads "OMG so many messages - cant reply to them all" or similar. Yes, we know females are popular on here, and nobody expects you to reply to all of them. It really is an annoying humblebrag about how popular they think that they are... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Off topic again but I just got winked by a male who's strapline is 'straight guy likes occasional cock' profile states straight too. Is this what people refer to as Fab straight?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Off topic again but I just got winked by a male who's strapline is 'straight guy likes occasional cock' profile states straight too. Is this what people refer to as Fab straight? "
Referred to as like pasta, straight until wet X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ohhh so many. The £ signs in the status. Offering or looking for drugs.
The vile ones as someone has posted above and then the I want to lick a pussy now. Yep any pussy will do  !
But lately their have been many of the types like . I want a bitch on her knees now.
Yep why oh why dont these guys get loads of meets I wonder?!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ohhh so many. The £ signs in the status. Offering or looking for drugs.
The vile ones as someone has posted above and then the I want to lick a pussy now. Yep any pussy will do !
But lately their have been many of the types like . I want a bitch on her knees now.
Yep why oh why dont these guys get loads of meets I wonder?!! "
I don't see guys statuses. But I see lots of comments like this. Then I wonder how they get any meets and why I struggle to get a message or a reply 
It's a strange old world. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ohhh so many. The £ signs in the status. Offering or looking for drugs.
The vile ones as someone has posted above and then the I want to lick a pussy now. Yep any pussy will do !
But lately their have been many of the types like . I want a bitch on her knees now.
Yep why oh why dont these guys get loads of meets I wonder?!!
I don't see guys statuses. But I see lots of comments like this. Then I wonder how they get any meets and why I struggle to get a message or a reply
It's a strange old world."
It's terrible alot of the time to be fair. Not often around here I see decent ones |
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