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What’s the creepiest first message you had on here??
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was once asked if I would like to watch a guy fuck himself up the arse with a toilet brush on Skype
Did you watch?..  "
I politely declined
Kinda sorry now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was a single fem, I was asked do I want a baby...
My response wasn't polite! Safe sex is a must and this is a disgusting way of saying I don't want to use a condom |
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A couple once messaged me with this gem "Hi husband here, will you wank on cam for me so I know you're suitable for my wife? She's in work so I'm vetting potential meets."
I told him he had to at least buy me dinner first. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The latest weirdo one was a very, very long one, but long story short. He such a naughty boy I had to take his toy cars off him sit on then & refuse to return them whilst telling him how naughty he is for playing with his tiny pee pee.
Apparently using the correct wording was vital to a successful outcome. |
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"I feel so bad for the crap the ladies have to deal with on this site. Blokes are just so fucking despicable. Makes me feel ashamed to be one sometimes. "
Theres your chance  Do wot I do and dress as a women lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just had a first message asking to be bound and on my knees. Then he will spit on me.
Also been asked years ago to get pregnant by a guy who went on to say he would have nothing to do with said child.
Been asked by a guy in a club to vomit on his cock when I started gagging on it.
Who said the art of romance is dead  |
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I’m going to fuck you up the arse until you taste shit.
Ever had (I’ve got to say woof but you know what I really mean, and apparently he could message me that word but I cannot use it here)?
That’s two different messages from different guys. Both had whiney profiles about how the women here are fakes and time wasters  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve been asked to get pregnant... sorry mate that ship sailed years ago and safe sex only.
Also someone sent a first message stating a huge list of what he wanted to do to me which included ramming an orange up my arse. Not sure if he meant a Terry’s chocolate orange or a Jaffa though . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was once asked if I would like to watch a guy fuck himself up the arse with a toilet brush on Skype"
My first thought was which end is he planning on using! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'WOOF'
I must be naieve but what does that mean ?
Was going to ask the same thing lol x"
I'm not allowed to explain it here, if you don't know its best to remain in blissful ignorance because I'm sorry I followed it up with a question |
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By *iss-louWoman
over a year ago
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"'WOOF'
I must be naieve but what does that mean ?
Was going to ask the same thing lol x
I'm not allowed to explain it here, if you don't know its best to remain in blissful ignorance because I'm sorry I followed it up with a question "
Dyin to know inbox it ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine was off a female. That was creepy enough but then she asked me if I fancied meeting her for a social and see what happens. Jeeze that creeped me right out.
I mean come on, really!!
I'm just kidding of course. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'WOOF'
I must be naieve but what does that mean ?
Was going to ask the same thing lol x
I'm not allowed to explain it here, if you don't know its best to remain in blissful ignorance because I'm sorry I followed it up with a question "
Did we ever establish what WOOF was ?? |
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