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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I just wondered if people like myself find some usernames or status updates a turn off?? When I see one that says "Looking to smash a pussy tonight" or "any sluts for cock" etc it really does put me off....also usernames like "pussydriller" or "hugecockforyourwife" and similar are a no no for me. Am I too picky haha? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just wondered if people like myself find some usernames or status updates a turn off?? When I see one that says "Looking to smash a pussy tonight" or "any sluts for cock" etc it really does put me off....also usernames like "pussydriller" or "hugecockforyourwife" and similar are a no no for me. Am I too picky haha? "
It's the "balls are bursting, someone drain me"
I'm like but you haven't said what's in it for me!! Sounds a bit selfish.
Why don't we ever see status updates like, 'would love a snuggle, go on a road trip, share some good food and then to spoil her shoe shopping and spend all night kissing and taking it in turns to satisfy eachother, Who's in?!'
Nah none of that!!
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The other one that grips me is when the username suggests something but they couldn't be further from it... I.e peachybum (Sorry if someone has this name it's purely made up!!) And they have a huge saggy arse! |
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"I just wondered if people like myself find some usernames or status updates a turn off?? When I see one that says "Looking to smash a pussy tonight" or "any sluts for cock" etc it really does put me off....also usernames like "pussydriller" or "hugecockforyourwife" and similar are a no no for me. Am I too picky haha? "
Some are a bit OTT but every now and again you get a bit of comedy genius lol |
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"I just wondered if people like myself find some usernames or status updates a turn off?? When I see one that says "Looking to smash a pussy tonight" or "any sluts for cock" etc it really does put me off....also usernames like "pussydriller" or "hugecockforyourwife" and similar are a no no for me. Am I too picky haha? "
Yes OP! 100% with you  |
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"Completely. What makes me chuckle is the names implying they have a large member when it really isn't as big as they think or been told  "
There’s one in the valleys who claims 9Inch and me and a fem arranged a threesome and it was more like 6” and he couldn’t get it up either. Haha.
More like ‘FloppyAverage’ |
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over a year ago
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Couldn't agree more OP , they can have the best pics and profile but if they have a cringe or childish username it's a non starter for us we just feel it shows immaturity |
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"Completely. What makes me chuckle is the names implying they have a large member when it really isn't as big as they think or been told
There’s one in the valleys who claims 9Inch and me and a fem arranged a threesome and it was more like 6” and he couldn’t get it up either. Haha.
More like ‘FloppyAverage’"
Fuck me he knows my next username already ??????
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Damn..my new username was going to be "Assfingerer McHugeknob", ansd my next status update was about to be "Bollocks out, dick is solid, let me make you wet. You'll scream and shout, without a doubt, you'll cum 10 times, I bet" |
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