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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Have you ever had a sex injury & if so how?
I was recently laying flat on top, her face down. Hand round using hand stimulation while thrusting, when I slipped out & drove myself into a finger & split the inside, not major but enough for it to bleed & be in quite a but of discomfort! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I once cooked naked for a girlfriend and scalded my cock with boiling water. Not too badly fortunately but enough to not be able to use it for 48 hours. I don't know which was more traumatic, the burn or the effect the bag of frozen peas had!
Note to self: Only cook naked if you are preparing a salad. |
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With my ex one lovely evening, laying in bed, her beneath me, I was being a bit too over vigorous, when the top end of the bed collapsed, causing me to be flung forward into the wooden headboard...breaking my nose, the subsequent heavy blood flow covered her head completely, leaving her looking like Sissy Spacek in Carrie. She ended up with very bruised vagina from the sudden extreme forward thrust. Funny when I look back on it now. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"With my ex one lovely evening, laying in bed, her beneath me, I was being a bit too over vigorous, when the top end of the bed collapsed, causing me to be flung forward into the wooden headboard...breaking my nose, the subsequent heavy blood flow covered her head completely, leaving her looking like Sissy Spacek in Carrie. She ended up with very bruised vagina from the sudden extreme forward thrust. Funny when I look back on it now."
If it’s true that absolutely brilliant! I’m sure it wasn’t quite as funny at the time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"With my ex one lovely evening, laying in bed, her beneath me, I was being a bit too over vigorous, when the top end of the bed collapsed, causing me to be flung forward into the wooden headboard...breaking my nose, the subsequent heavy blood flow covered her head completely, leaving her looking like Sissy Spacek in Carrie. She ended up with very bruised vagina from the sudden extreme forward thrust. Funny when I look back on it now.
If it’s true that absolutely brilliant! I’m sure it wasn’t quite as funny at the time"
Oh it's so true, never buy a wooden bed from argos |
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Not my injury but a guy I was seeing very casually.
Many years ago we were having sex one afternoon at his (first time I’d been there) and he was on top of me kissing me quite passionately. He had a wooden headboard and I reached up to grab the bottom of it, not knowing that it actually lifted off. It tipped forward and landed on top of him clonking him quite badly on the head. He collapsed on top of me and I actually thought I’d knocked him out until he started groaning.
He had a massive lump on the back of his head for days! I never grabbed the headboard again after that. |
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Ive had a friction burn on my chin about the size of a 10p lol but my worse was a black eye, think I will stay stumped on thst but its not anyone hitting me lol |
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With an ex I was going for gold with her legs on my shoulders on the corner of the bed, cock slipped out and I thrust into her public bone! Was a loud popping noise and I dropped like a stone. Cock had bent and was in agony, within an hour my balls had gone black with bruising and it was nearly 2 months before I could use it properly. Even gentle blowjobs and pissing hurt for a while. Worst sexual injury ever! |
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"I broke my foot, doing doggy outside in the pitch black and fell off a wall. That was fun  "
I'm trying to work out the logistics of that hahaha. Doggy, on a wall, in the dark! What could possibly go wrong? |
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I was being spanked with a plank at a party & the sexy guy who was obliging me pulled my butt cheeks apart so far it split the skin from the base of my spine, straight to the front  I thought he was going to faint he was so sorry, I was put off action for almost 6 weeks... Ooooouuuuch |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I broke my foot, doing doggy outside in the pitch black and fell off a wall. That was fun
I'm trying to work out the logistics of that hahaha. Doggy, on a wall, in the dark! What could possibly go wrong?"
The wall was little. Didn't realise I was standing on one, till I went flying off it, into thin air, on to the other side  |
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"I was being spanked with a plank at a party & the sexy guy who was obliging me pulled my butt cheeks apart so far it split the skin from the base of my spine, straight to the front I thought he was going to faint he was so sorry, I was put off action for almost 6 weeks... Ooooouuuuch"
Oh jeezuuz!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was being spanked with a plank at a party & the sexy guy who was obliging me pulled my butt cheeks apart so far it split the skin from the base of my spine, straight to the front I thought he was going to faint he was so sorry, I was put off action for almost 6 weeks... Ooooouuuuch"
That's awful! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had a really bad trauma from a vigorous fingering that went wrong, split nearly from clit to hole. Blood everywhere!!"
bloody hell, hope you are healed
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When I was in uni..my then girlfriend decided to go on top and she got rather..enthusiastic..with her bouncing...out it popped, and then missed the target.
I LEPT off the bed - kinda killed the mood!
Luckily no permanent damage, but even thinking about it to this day makes me wince. And now I'm VERY wary of enthusiastic sex while I'm on my back!
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"Does standing on a Lego Batman barefoot whilst searching for a condom count?   "
Absolutely! Iv stood on a plug previously & I can imagine Lego being equally as painful |
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"Does an earbashing from an angry mum for bringing her daughter back late count??
And we were both 17 before anyone says anything
LJ"
You'll be adding another to the thread soon |
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"Does an earbashing from an angry mum for bringing her daughter back late count??
And we were both 17 before anyone says anything
LJ
You'll be adding another to the thread soon "
And this will be involving a trip to a backstreet Doctor as I wouldn’t want anything on my medical records
LJ |
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"Does an earbashing from an angry mum for bringing her daughter back late count??
And we were both 17 before anyone says anything
LJ
You'll be adding another to the thread soon
And this will be involving a trip to a backstreet Doctor as I wouldn’t want anything on my medical records
LJ"
I'll be your crutch as you hobble into A+E. You'll be too weak to fight me |
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Not a sexual injury, but I know a guy who zipped the entire length of his cock into his zip, and couldn't get it undone. He eventually hobbled out to the garage, got on his motorbike and rode to A&E 10 miles away, bleeding all over his bike. When he arrived, he couldn't bring himself to climb off the bike, so he parked outside the entrance and beeped his horn until they came out, and carried him off the bike. They had to cut his jeans off him.
We still call him Zippy! |
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"Jayne broke a guy's nose with her pussy "
I should really tell you more, it sounds like she assaulted him lol.
We were at a party, she was in a sex swing, he was licking her, and apparently was really going for it, so much so that, as he pulled back a little, Jayne jerked, her hips flicked up, and she caught his nose with her pubic bone.
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Fucking my first gf over the dining room table in her parent's house. She told me to fuck her hard and I got a bit carried away tore my frenulum, the bit of skin that attaches the foreskin to the tip of the penis.
Wow there was a lot of blood! I thought I had broken my cock
Of course now I know it's quite a common occurrence and I am actually glad I did it because it lets my cock come right out of the foreskin, almost as if I were circumcised  |
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