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Saw this one on the book of face this morning and it made me giggle ... so come on ... I need cheering up .... any more!
If you put a first class stamp on a French letter do you come faster?
Rosie |
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"Saw this one on the book of face this morning and it made me giggle ... so come on ... I need cheering up .... any more!
If you put a first class stamp on a French letter do you come faster?
Rosie"
Special delivery? |
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Man walks into a chemist and says to the young assistant
"Excuse me miss, have you got any Sexlax"
Rather embarrassed, she replies
"Sorry sir, surely you mean Exlax?"
He replies
"No, I am alright going" !! |
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Did you hear about Snow White getting sacked from the Disney resort?
She got caught sitting on Pinocchio's lap, singing "tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies". |
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A x girlfriend come on to me and my wife, she started flirting with
Me my wife said to her, do you like travelling yes she replied, my wife said do you like sex yes she replied, my wife said, well fuck off then |
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"What's the difference between oral and anal?
Oral makes your day, Anal makes your whole weak.
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What’s the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?
Clint Eastwood makes your day!
Anal sex makes your whole week! |
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Woman walks into a dry cleaners with a pair of jean's with a white mark on one leg
She said to the half deaf guy behind the counter
"Can these be ready by 4 o'clock please?"
Not hearing her properly, he cupped his ear with his hand and said
"Come again !"
Rather embarrassed, she replied
"No, its yoghurt this time actually" |
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Three old ladies go into a sex shop.
The first one asks the shop keeper "how much for the small red dildo?"
"£5" he says, so she baught it.
The second lady said "how much for the big black dildo ?"
"£20" he says, so she baught it.
The third lady asks "How much for the tartan dildo?"
The shop keeper says "You can have that ! It's my thermos flask !"
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"There's been a bit of a falling-out over at Disneyworld.
It all started when Snow White felt grumpy....and the other 6 felt left out and went on strike!  "
Later, Snow White discovered 7-Up wasn’t just a drink.... |
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Two wives went out for few drinks as they hadn't seen each other in a while. Before they knew it the night had gotten late and they were a little worse for wear.
As they began their walk home, they decided they would use a graveyard as a quiet place to have a pee. Having nothing to wipe with, one wife took off her knickers and wiped with those before throwing them over a hedge. The other grabbed a soft looking wreath off a nearby grave.
The following morning the two husbands caught up with each other. "That's the last time those two go out together!" said the first. "My wife came home without any knickers on!".
"Ha ha that's nothing, my wife came home with a piece of card in her crack that read 'From all the boys at the fire station, we won't forget you!'"....... |
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Murphy calls in to see his mate Paddy, who has a broken leg.
Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"
"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."
"Fook off you liar!"
"Hold on - I'll prove it," Murphy says.
So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"
"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?" |
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"Two wives went out for few drinks as they hadn't seen each other in a while. Before they knew it the night had gotten late and they were a little worse for wear.
As they began their walk home, they decided they would use a graveyard as a quiet place to have a pee. Having nothing to wipe with, one wife took off her knickers and wiped with those before throwing them over a hedge. The other grabbed a soft looking wreath off a nearby grave.
The following morning the two husbands caught up with each other. "That's the last time those two go out together!" said the first. "My wife came home without any knickers on!".
"Ha ha that's nothing, my wife came home with a piece of card in her crack that read 'From all the boys at the fire station, we won't forget you!'"....... "
Hilarious! |
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