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Unconventional celebrity crushes
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Ok fabbers, we haven't had one of these for about 26 minutes so let's get this started.
Anyone who mentions Charlize Theron or Ryan Reynolds or their equivalents is docked 50 fab points and banned for a week.
Mine? Go on then. It's Diane Morgan from 'After Life' and 'Motherland'. There's an undercurrent of filth there!
PS - you all need to watch 'After Life'. |
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over a year ago
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Nothing to do with films but sort of celebrities I suppose;
the weather ladies on telly. Who's your favourite for a sunny day?
The one that pops my cork is sexy Sam Fraser from South Today, the curves and the wicked sparkle in her eye, awesome,she's not the only one though. |
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Had to Google Sam Fraser. Good shout, an unconventional crush for sure.
Welcome aboard the fab loser bus with me! |
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Ellie Harrison, Alex jones and fair play Michaela Strachan's still got it to  |
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Kim Wilde still does it for me, I'd live to get mucky with her down in the cabbage patch  |
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"Kim Wilde still does it for me, I'd live to get mucky with her down in the cabbage patch "
*love |
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"Kim Wilde still does it for me, I'd live to get mucky with her down in the cabbage patch "
Bonnie Tyler still looks good, and seeing as we're on the subject of past celebrities, I'll go for Samantha janus and the gorgeous gail porter, especially when they beamed her lovely naked bum on the houses of Parliament God I miss FHM  |
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By *urse123Couple
over a year ago
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"Kim Wilde still does it for me, I'd live to get mucky with her down in the cabbage patch
Bonnie Tyler still looks good, and seeing as we're on the subject of past celebrities, I'll go for Samantha janus and the gorgeous gail porter, especially when they beamed her lovely naked bum on the houses of Parliament God I miss FHM "
Fair play..saw Bonnie Tyler the other day and she caught me checking out her arse..she just smiled and said hello..she knew exactly what I was doing lol |
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over a year ago
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Zena warrior princess. Id sub to her any day  |
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"Kim Wilde still does it for me, I'd live to get mucky with her down in the cabbage patch
Bonnie Tyler still looks good, and seeing as we're on the subject of past celebrities, I'll go for Samantha janus and the gorgeous gail porter, especially when they beamed her lovely naked bum on the houses of Parliament God I miss FHM
Fair play..saw Bonnie Tyler the other day and she caught me checking out her arse..she just smiled and said hello..she knew exactly what I was doing lol"
The filthy minx lol |
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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Benghaz Akhgar |
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By *e_SocksWoman
over a year ago
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Harvey Keitel. I don't know why but ever since I was a teen he's got me going. |
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over a year ago
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Ive crushed on David Soul since the 70s I dont go for many blondes but he was gorgeous. If only time could stand still lol |
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over a year ago
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Sophy Ridge from sky news |
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Defiantly Lucy lawless and Erika Eleniak big part of my weekends during my teenage years  |
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over a year ago
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Ah my fellow fabbers, some of you are clearly struggling with the concept of unconventional  |
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I’ve got a thing for Karen Brady |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I say Melissa McCarthey....?! |
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Katherine Ryan! She's amazingly hot!!! |
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"Jenny Ryan from The Chase."
I'll go for this one, too! |
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Ronnie O’Sullivan.....watching him in a tournament this week and he is seriously doing it for me Fabsteroos.
Sooooo any Ronnie lookalikes please message me...!
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over a year ago
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For me (mrs) it would be male Matthew grey gubler (spencer reid from criminal minds) and femela would have to be nigella Lawson
actually could I have both at the same time please lol |
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"For me (mrs) it would be male Matthew grey gubler (spencer reid from criminal minds) and femela would have to be nigella Lawson
actually could I have both at the same time please lol"
50 shades of grey mister? |
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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago
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Lisa tarbuck for me! She makes me laugh so much I would be putty in her hands! |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
Susie Dent off Countdown.
Have done for many years. Saw her wearing leather trousers in the final once (she was away from the desk for once). That was a moment |
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over a year ago
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"Susie Dent off Countdown.
Have done for many years. Saw her wearing leather trousers in the final once (she was away from the desk for once). That was a moment "
Then you missed the episode of Not Going Out where we were treated to her getting in and out of a hot tub! |
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over a year ago
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So many, it's difficult to pick one!
Definitely agree with Suzie Dent!!
Add Darcy Bussell off Strictly, Helen Willets the weathergirl and Suzanne Verdi off Sky News! |
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over a year ago
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Ex NOTW editor Rebekah Brooks does it for me. |
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Getting better fabbers! Keep up the good work.
Just waiting for someone to say Les Dennis gets them wetter than on otter's pocket or that Anne Widdecombe tents their trousers now. |
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Claudia Winkleman would have it. I'd love to throw her around for an hour. |
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over a year ago
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"Jenny Ryan from The Chase.
I'll go for this one, too!"
Yes!! Throw in Bradley Walsh too.... |
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Miley Cyrus. She oozes sex appeal. |
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over a year ago
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Gillian Anderson for me. |
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"Gillian Anderson for me. "
2 week ban! She was FHM's sexiest woman in the world once (showing my age here!). |
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Firstly I loved after life! Finished it last night . No one else in my home got it like me. Different humor I guess. I thought it was hilarious
Ok so for me I like nigel Owen's. The Welsh ref. I know hes a gay man but I still think there is something about him.
I need longer to think about the woman lol xxmiss |
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Gordon Ramsey. Reckon he could outmatch my swearing
Lorraine Kelly |
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"Firstly I loved after life! Finished it last night . No one else in my home got it like me. Different humor I guess. I thought it was hilarious
Ok so for me I like nigel Owen's. The Welsh ref. I know hes a gay man but I still think there is something about him.
I need longer to think about the woman lol xxmiss "
After life was great, I agree. Hilarious and poignant, sometimes at the same time. Ending felt a bit Hollywood but it was still good.
New unconventional celeb for me, Kirsty Allsopp. |
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"Firstly I loved after life! Finished it last night . No one else in my home got it like me. Different humor I guess. I thought it was hilarious
Ok so for me I like nigel Owen's. The Welsh ref. I know hes a gay man but I still think there is something about him.
I need longer to think about the woman lol xxmiss
After life was great, I agree. Hilarious and poignant, sometimes at the same time. Ending felt a bit Hollywood but it was still good.
New unconventional celeb for me, Kirsty Allsopp. "
It's just been announced that there will be a second series
Agree about the ending mind. I was fucking rocking when the smelly hoarder said he'd found Freddie mercury's tooth and that he goes to sex clubs hahaha. I get why u have a thing for the woman . Shes cute!
And I was gutted at the end she was sat with a tv dinner all alone. I hope someone sweeps her off her feet in the next series  xxmiss |
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Michelle Collins does it for me big time! |
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over a year ago
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"Michelle Collins does it for me big time!"
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
Sally Phillips (the actress).
Not sure that’s unconventional though |
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over a year ago
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Gerald Butler for me “ this is Spatraaaaaaaaa” |
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over a year ago
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Rachida Dati French politician and former minister |
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Helen hunt when I was younger lol |
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"Gerald Butler for me “ this is Spatraaaaaaaaa”"
4 week ban for this! He's in the wank bank of many a woman. And man no doubt. |
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"Gerald Butler for me “ this is Spatraaaaaaaaa”
4 week ban for this! He's in the wank bank of many a woman. And man no doubt. "
He was hot in Dracula 2000, sorry couldn't resist that hehe |
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"Gerald Butler for me “ this is Spatraaaaaaaaa”
4 week ban for this! He's in the wank bank of many a woman. And man no doubt.
He was hot in Dracula 2000, sorry couldn't resist that hehe"
I'll take your word for it
Who is going to claim Anne Widdecombe then? One of you dirty feckers must fancy a bit of her. |
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over a year ago
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Jeremy Kyle |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jenny Ryan from The Chase."
Definitely |
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it a again if I was older or he was younger, I’d be after abit of Monty Don, I love a man who know his way around a garden |
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By *ite -meWoman
over a year ago
my house |
Jason statham for me......phoarrrrr |
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"Jason statham for me......phoarrrrr"
2 week ban
He dates supermodels... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Freema Agyeman, used to be in doctor who |
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By *ite -meWoman
over a year ago
my house |
"Jason statham for me......phoarrrrr
2 week ban
He dates supermodels..."
He has it all.....would even do anal for him..... |
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"Jason statham for me......phoarrrrr
2 week ban
He dates supermodels... He has it all.....would even do anal for him..... "
Not exactly unconventional though is he? Must try harder |
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By *ite -meWoman
over a year ago
my house |
Nah he will do for me....easily pleased... |
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over a year ago
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Martin Clunes |
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Some great shouts here. Had to Google the lady from The Chase. To each their own as they say. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tom Ellis as Lucifer... Omg. Yum |
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over a year ago
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Derren Brown. There's something so hot about him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jennifer aniston shes smoking"
Is that really unconventional? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fleabag |
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"Jennifer aniston shes smoking
Is that really unconventional? "
He's banned for 3 weeks. |
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"Eve Myles "
No. Other than the slight gap in her teeth she's conventionally attractive.
C'mon people, buy a thesaurus! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley) |
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Gwendoline Christie. Or Benedryl cucumber patch. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Eve Myles
No. Other than the slight gap in her teeth she's conventionally attractive.
C'mon people, buy a thesaurus! "
I said this!! I'm showing my other half this, so I can poke my tongue at him, to prove I was right |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ray Winston  |
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"Eve Myles
No. Other than the slight gap in her teeth she's conventionally attractive.
C'mon people, buy a thesaurus!
I said this!! I'm showing my other half this, so I can poke my tongue at him, to prove I was right "
You're always right aren't you? Or haven't you trained him yet? |
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over a year ago
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I can't believe that nobody has said Theresa May.... |
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"I can't believe that nobody has said Theresa May.... "
I don't know about Theresa but I'd give leanne wood a good go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bjork |
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"I can't believe that nobody has said Theresa May.... "
Shes been well fucked.........by parliament. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't believe that nobody has said Theresa May....
Shes been well fucked.........by parliament."
Thanks. Now I have a very unhealthy mental image in my head..... Involving Boris, May and Corbyn  |
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"Harley Quinn - suicide squad "
That's not unconventiental!
Do people not understand the meaning of the word |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do have a thing for David Cameron but I usually get picked on for saying it on here  |
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"I do have a thing for David Cameron but I usually get picked on for saying it on here "
I can see where you're coming from MissP |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not sure if this is unconventional but Daniel Craig reminds me of Sid James (Carry On Films)for the younger ones on here.
But if Daniel asked me really nicely I'd let him shag me. May be more than once if was any good like  |
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"Not sure if this is unconventional but Daniel Craig reminds me of Sid James (Carry On Films)for the younger ones on here.
But if Daniel asked me really nicely I'd let him shag me. May be more than once if was any good like "
Bubbs you have made me chuckle |
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"Harley Quinn - suicide squad
That's not unconventiental!
Do people not understand the meaning of the word "
It is if you were brought up as a good Welsh baptist |
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"Eve Myles
No. Other than the slight gap in her teeth she's conventionally attractive.
C'mon people, buy a thesaurus!
I said this!! I'm showing my other half this, so I can poke my tongue at him, to prove I was right
You're always right aren't you? Or haven't you trained him yet? "
She is trying but all i need to do is pull out a balloon to get my own way |
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"Denise Fox from eastenders "
With you on that one. Every time I see her a Blondie song goes through my mind. |
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"Eve Myles
No. Other than the slight gap in her teeth she's conventionally attractive.
C'mon people, buy a thesaurus!
I said this!! I'm showing my other half this, so I can poke my tongue at him, to prove I was right
You're always right aren't you? Or haven't you trained him yet?
She is trying but all i need to do is pull out a balloon to get my own way "
Oh shit  . I'll behave |
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"I do have a thing for David Cameron but I usually get picked on for saying it on here
I can see where you're coming from MissP"
Pair of twats. Though you have to admire any man who can fuck 60 million people up the arse. |
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"Eve Myles
No. Other than the slight gap in her teeth she's conventionally attractive.
C'mon people, buy a thesaurus!
I said this!! I'm showing my other half this, so I can poke my tongue at him, to prove I was right
You're always right aren't you? Or haven't you trained him yet?
She is trying but all i need to do is pull out a balloon to get my own way
Oh shit . I'll behave "
Get a room! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eve Myles
No. Other than the slight gap in her teeth she's conventionally attractive.
C'mon people, buy a thesaurus!
I said this!! I'm showing my other half this, so I can poke my tongue at him, to prove I was right
You're always right aren't you? Or haven't you trained him yet?
She is trying but all i need to do is pull out a balloon to get my own way
Oh shit . I'll behave
Get a room! "
They're expensive. The forums are free |
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"Eve Myles
No. Other than the slight gap in her teeth she's conventionally attractive.
C'mon people, buy a thesaurus!
I said this!! I'm showing my other half this, so I can poke my tongue at him, to prove I was right
You're always right aren't you? Or haven't you trained him yet?
She is trying but all i need to do is pull out a balloon to get my own way
Oh shit . I'll behave
Get a room!
They're expensive. The forums are free "
So are PMs
Still, at least you're not wishing each other a happy birthday  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Eve Myles
No. Other than the slight gap in her teeth she's conventionally attractive.
C'mon people, buy a thesaurus!
I said this!! I'm showing my other half this, so I can poke my tongue at him, to prove I was right
You're always right aren't you? Or haven't you trained him yet?
She is trying but all i need to do is pull out a balloon to get my own way
Oh shit . I'll behave
Get a room!
They're expensive. The forums are free
So are PMs
Still, at least you're not wishing each other a happy birthday "
It would be a bit pointless to pm a reply, when the banter is posted in the forums, based on a thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure if this is unconventional but Daniel Craig reminds me of Sid James (Carry On Films)for the younger ones on here.
But if Daniel asked me really nicely I'd let him shag me. May be more than once if was any good like
Bubbs you have made me chuckle "
If I can make people laugh or smile its makes having a profile here worth it
Oh and may be to piss a few off now and again  |
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"Not sure if this is unconventional but Daniel Craig reminds me of Sid James (Carry On Films)for the younger ones on here.
But if Daniel asked me really nicely I'd let him shag me. May be more than once if was any good like
Bubbs you have made me chuckle
If I can make people laugh or smile its makes having a profile here worth it
Oh and may be to piss a few off now and again "
That's the added bonus |
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"I do have a thing for David Cameron but I usually get picked on for saying it on here
I can see where you're coming from MissP
Pair of twats. Though you have to admire any man who can fuck 60 million people up the arse. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eve Myles
No. Other than the slight gap in her teeth she's conventionally attractive.
C'mon people, buy a thesaurus!
I said this!! I'm showing my other half this, so I can poke my tongue at him, to prove I was right
You're always right aren't you? Or haven't you trained him yet?
She is trying but all i need to do is pull out a balloon to get my own way
Oh shit . I'll behave
Get a room!
They're expensive. The forums are free
So are PMs
Still, at least you're not wishing each other a happy birthday "
It’s not our birthday yet but that’s a great idea for when it is
And we have a room you will be pleased to know |
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"Eve Myles
No. Other than the slight gap in her teeth she's conventionally attractive.
C'mon people, buy a thesaurus!
I said this!! I'm showing my other half this, so I can poke my tongue at him, to prove I was right
You're always right aren't you? Or haven't you trained him yet?
She is trying but all i need to do is pull out a balloon to get my own way
Oh shit . I'll behave
Get a room!
They're expensive. The forums are free
So are PMs
Still, at least you're not wishing each other a happy birthday
It would be a bit pointless to pm a reply, when the banter is posted in the forums, based on a thread "
That's banter?!
Anyway, anyone willing to claim Jeremy Corbyn gives them a sticky clam? |
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"Jessica rabbit "
3 week ban. She's red hot |
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By *eamTOSACouple
over a year ago
Treharris |
For me (Mrs) it’s Russell Howard mmmmm |
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Cassandra Trotter. Particularly in the latter episodes. Don't ask me why!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Severus Snape, in his cloak with shoes and socks on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Merlin the bartender from first dates... |
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James Martin chef ooooft! Jeremy Kyle too |
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"James Martin chef ooooft! Jeremy Kyle too "
James Martin is hot!!! |
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Jeremy Kyle & Philip Schofield |
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By *asiskoCouple
over a year ago
EXETER |
Is there a Newport social tonight ,?
If so where is it and could we come along |
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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago
Uptown Top Ranking |
"Is there a Newport social tonight ,?
If so where is it and could we come along "
Check the thread for Newport social and message the organisers |
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"Is there a Newport social tonight ,?
If so where is it and could we come along "
3 week ban |
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By *ingAlMan
over a year ago
hereford |
I've got a thing for Theresa May the pm,[unconventional] and Teresa May the soft porn star, [conventional] |
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Lucy Worsley really does it for me. |
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Chris would say benaz BBC weather girl and twinky dick van dyke!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Russell Howard lol |
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Freddy Flintoff does it for me and Steven Gerrard.
Wouldn't mind being in the middle of that sandwich |
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By *rben112Man
over a year ago
worcester |
The food historian Polly Russell |
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Got a thing for Kelsey redmore the weather woman
Mr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gemma Arteton |
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"Gemma Arteton"
Very unconventional to fancy the well known beauty Gemma Arterton.
Unless Gemma Arteton is the correct spelling and is a hairy arsed road sweeper from Treherbert. |
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over a year ago
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I (mr) have had something about Josh Homme of QOTSA for quite a while. Choosing a female is harder, but I'd settle on Ruth Wilson of Luther fame. |
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Once had a vivid dream about fucking Ann Robinson in a burning library on the Swiss Alps . I’ll admit to knocking one out over it the next day  |
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By *ve 63Woman
over a year ago
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Gil Grissom out of CSI |
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Lady gaga from a star is born and not the usual weird look ! |
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"Lady gaga from a star is born and not the usual weird look !"
So the more conventional look then? 3 week ban... |
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Do wish I could use the face palm emoji for this thread
UNCONVENTIONAL peeps
Means someone out of your normal attraction span. |
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"Do wish I could use the face palm emoji for this thread
UNCONVENTIONAL peeps
Means someone out of your normal attraction span."
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Just seen A photo of Alice Beer on twitter and I’d forgotten how much she does it for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gemma Arteton
Very unconventional to fancy the well known beauty Gemma Arterton.
Unless Gemma Arteton is the correct spelling and is a hairy arsed road sweeper from Treherbert. "
No place for body shaming here young man....a hairy arse on a woman is perfectly acceptable in this modern age |
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Roy and Hayley Cropper.
Fwahhhhh !!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Polly James from capital fm is something else |
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"Gemma Arteton
Very unconventional to fancy the well known beauty Gemma Arterton.
Unless Gemma Arteton is the correct spelling and is a hairy arsed road sweeper from Treherbert.
No place for body shaming here young man....a hairy arse on a woman is perfectly acceptable in this modern age "
Thanks for calling me young
And yes, you hairy arsed women are as much a part of today's society as the smooth shaved eunuchs of Skewen |
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"Polly James from capital fm is something else"
Define unconventional. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Melinda Messenger for me all day long |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My list:-
Emily Blunt. Absolutely stunning face. But from the neck down, mehhhh. I still would, especially in 'Edge Of Tomorrow' when she is all sweated/greased up. But only then.
Jessica Chastain. Again way too tall and slim for me but in "Molly's Game"? In a heartbeat.
Jennifer Aniston once she turned 45. It's like she 'let go'.
Jennifer Lawrence. The first Hunger Games only. After that she became too Hollywood and tried to slim up fit in.
Eva Green. Waaay too tall, Waaay too narrow, but when she looks at you down camera......
Sorry but when Theresa May first delivered her opening press meeting when she took office outside Number 10 way back at eh beginning, I couldn't help but wonder where her 'assets' suddenly appeared from. Never again ever since but on that day I definitely would have.
Do I need to pollute your kinds any more? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mehhhh. Typos. You get the drift..... |
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"Polly James from capital fm is something else"
She is FANTASTIC |
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Is that the posh one?
Definitely something about her.
Eva green anybody? |
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If Eva Green is an unconventional crush then I no longer understand conventional. |
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"If Eva Green is an unconventional crush then I no longer understand conventional. "
Agreed |
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Does Phoebe Waller-Bridge count? I think her supreme talent deepens my crush. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine is Adam Sandler lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh and Mick Hucknall haha, had a poster of him on my wall as a youngster, was the ginger dread locks that did it for me, don't judge |
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"Oh and Mick Hucknall haha, had a poster of him on my wall as a youngster, was the ginger dread locks that did it for me, don't judge "
Utter depravity! Thread winner here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Madonna |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a fairly serious thing going for Suranne Jones. Does anyone else think the sex scenes in Gentleman Jack have bee a bit coy? |
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Unconventional or not .. Helen Mirren the dirty filthy posh lady .. yes please and I'll accept a 2 week ban for her lol |
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By *ay.fabMan
over a year ago
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Amy Adams. Gorgeous looking women.. Gorgoeus eyes and louscious lips |
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By *ewieukMan
over a year ago
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Great shout , hell of a shape on Benni ! |
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over a year ago
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Jamie Lee Curtis in true lies and trading places ...cracking body on an older lady ...loved the pole dance she did and she fell but they kept it in the movie |
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