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To much stink for a bit of pink
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By *obbo44 OP Man
over a year ago
Swansea |
Help is needed been seeing this chick for a while now she has a body to die for lovely curves in all the right places and is great in bed and she loves sex but only thing she does fart like fuck .
Now normally this wouldn't be an issue but recently we I'd been out for a night out in all the bars and a restraunt and I had the remote of the love eggs and we had a great night got back to the hotel got down to it and it was going well she turned over into doggie so I thought I'll go down on her from behind lovely it was going great I flipped her over and got back down there I was going for gold for 15minutes I was at the stage I was seriously considering I could enter a freestyle diving comp bit I was to far committed now so had to go till the end couldn't stop when I could feel her starting to shake I.knew she wasn't far away and just as she's coming she lifted herself up and farted and a little nugget came out and landed right on the tip of my nose it's was.lolr a fucking rouge coco pop on the rim of a bowl , picture an big American boulder balancing on a tiny rock and wondering how it stayed there and.ypu will get the picture I didn't k ow whether to flick it off or admire it's staying power
Now question is is this too much stink for a bit pink |
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By *ite -meWoman
over a year ago
my house |
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Help is needed been seeing this chick for a while now she has a body to die for lovely curves in all the right places and is great in bed and she loves sex but only thing she does fart like fuck .
Now normally this wouldn't be an issue but recently we I'd been out for a night out in all the bars and a restraunt and I had the remote of the love eggs and we had a great night got back to the hotel got down to it and it was going well she turned over into doggie so I thought I'll go down on her from behind lovely it was going great I flipped her over and got back down there I was going for gold for 15minutes I was at the stage I was seriously considering I could enter a freestyle diving comp bit I was to far committed now so had to go till the end couldn't stop when I could feel her starting to shake I.knew she wasn't far away and just as she's coming she lifted herself up and farted and a little nugget came out and landed right on the tip of my nose it's was.lolr a fucking rouge coco pop on the rim of a bowl , picture an big American boulder balancing on a tiny rock and wondering how it stayed there and.ypu will get the picture I didn't k ow whether to flick it off or admire it's staying power
Now question is is this too much stink for a bit pink"
Fucking creased.....  |
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Help is needed been seeing this chick for a while now she has a body to die for lovely curves in all the right places and is great in bed and she loves sex but only thing she does fart like fuck .
Now normally this wouldn't be an issue but recently we I'd been out for a night out in all the bars and a restraunt and I had the remote of the love eggs and we had a great night got back to the hotel got down to it and it was going well she turned over into doggie so I thought I'll go down on her from behind lovely it was going great I flipped her over and got back down there I was going for gold for 15minutes I was at the stage I was seriously considering I could enter a freestyle diving comp bit I was to far committed now so had to go till the end couldn't stop when I could feel her starting to shake I.knew she wasn't far away and just as she's coming she lifted herself up and farted and a little nugget came out and landed right on the tip of my nose it's was.lolr a fucking rouge coco pop on the rim of a bowl , picture an big American boulder balancing on a tiny rock and wondering how it stayed there and.ypu will get the picture I didn't k ow whether to flick it off or admire it's staying power
Now question is is this too much stink for a bit pink"
Just be greatful she didn't eat sweetcorn at the restaurant. Could have fired one out and hit you in the eye. And then where would you be? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh did I get the grammar wrong I am so sorry guys I was only trying to say something funny to give people a laugh you pair of clowns "
I thought this post was bloody brilliant, you made me laugh and these types of posts are much needed on here instead of all the stress and drama posts I see.
I literally laughed out loud lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh did I get the grammar wrong I am so sorry guys I was only trying to say something funny to give people a laugh you pair of clowns "
That's the spirit OP nice to see good humour   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only trying to get a little laugh in the Wales forum , I shall take my time next time and proof read it before posting full fecking stop"
I dont care about proof reading, and I dont care for the perfect spelling on here. You made alot smile so balls to the full stops |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only trying to get a little laugh in the Wales forum , I shall take my time next time and proof read it before posting full fecking stop"
AtleastyouhadgapsbetweenyourwordsX |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hilarious....a proper comedy 'nugget'! "
what nugget?
I had a full on spoonful of nuttella deposited on my bollox once.
i spent an hour in the shower. and threw the sheets away. |
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By *ite -meWoman
over a year ago
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"Hilarious....a proper comedy 'nugget'!
what nugget?
I had a full on spoonful of nuttella deposited on my bollox once.
i spent an hour in the shower. and threw the sheets away."
Ffs buck mun.....heaving here  |
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walk out bbes no pink is ever worth tat much stink 
