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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm not getting many messages. Just wondering if there is something in my profile that may be scaring them off? I'm so confused. I thought it was approachable  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Looks good to me lol xx"
Are you sure? I was going to add about being a black widow too, but thought people may get suspicious if those I meet start going missing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Possibly the best read on here.. funny as fook. 
So you wouldn't be scared to meet me then? "
We'd be ok as long as you promised to leave your pliers at home and maybe take a shower.. I know, I know jumping through hoops etc.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fair play that is such a refreshing profile, and will definitely put a smile on any guys face who actually has a sense of humour and a bit of class
Made my day  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Possibly the best read on here.. funny as fook.
So you wouldn't be scared to meet me then?
We'd be ok as long as you promised to leave your pliers at home and maybe take a shower.. I know, I know jumping through hoops etc. "
God you are picky!  . Can I just use a wet wipe? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nothing wrong with it a good read if ask me "
I'm glad you don't take hygiene very seriously. I always come to meets with a clothes peg instead of a condom . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fair play that is such a refreshing profile, and will definitely put a smile on any guys face who actually has a sense of humour and a bit of class
Made my day "
Haha I'm glad you enjoyed lovely. Me not being able to bite will likely put an even bigger smile on a guys face .
You off to the social tomorrow lovely? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fair play that is such a refreshing profile, and will definitely put a smile on any guys face who actually has a sense of humour and a bit of class
Made my day
Haha I'm glad you enjoyed lovely. Me not being able to bite will likely put an even bigger smile on a guys face .
You off to the social tomorrow lovely? "
Ha I am sure u could put a smile on anyone’s face even with no teeth and just a wet wipe 
Yes I am there looking forward to it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Haha classy as fook. Good read  would message just because i can tell you have a real gsoh. Not to mention your hot "
Everything I write is true to me... Honest |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fair play that is such a refreshing profile, and will definitely put a smile on any guys face who actually has a sense of humour and a bit of class
Made my day
Haha I'm glad you enjoyed lovely. Me not being able to bite will likely put an even bigger smile on a guys face .
You off to the social tomorrow lovely?
Ha I am sure u could put a smile on anyone’s face even with no teeth and just a wet wipe
Yes I am there looking forward to it "
Would it be a genuine smile though? Or a grimace?
Great! I will see you there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think its really light hearted and shows that you have a personality and a gsoh and the bonus is you are smoking hot to. "
Haha you should see me without make up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fair play that is such a refreshing profile, and will definitely put a smile on any guys face who actually has a sense of humour and a bit of class
Made my day
Haha I'm glad you enjoyed lovely. Me not being able to bite will likely put an even bigger smile on a guys face .
You off to the social tomorrow lovely?
Ha I am sure u could put a smile on anyone’s face even with no teeth and just a wet wipe
Yes I am there looking forward to it
Would it be a genuine smile though? Or a grimace?
Great! I will see you there "
Now that would depend on what else is happening at the time 
Yes see u there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nothing at all wrong with your profile, I thought you'd have a line of guys queued up just for you x"
I know! I bought a machine where people could take a ticket with a number on it and everything  x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fair play that is such a refreshing profile, and will definitely put a smile on any guys face who actually has a sense of humour and a bit of class
Made my day
Haha I'm glad you enjoyed lovely. Me not being able to bite will likely put an even bigger smile on a guys face .
You off to the social tomorrow lovely?
Ha I am sure u could put a smile on anyone’s face even with no teeth and just a wet wipe
Yes I am there looking forward to it
Would it be a genuine smile though? Or a grimace?
Great! I will see you there
Now that would depend on what else is happening at the time
Yes see u there "
Ahhh touchè! Great things would be happening.... I hope!
Definitely lovely. I'll look forward to a natter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing at all wrong with your profile, I thought you'd have a line of guys queued up just for you x
I know! I bought a machine where people could take a ticket with a number on it and everything x"
Absolute nut! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not getting many messages. Just wondering if there is something in my profile that may be scaring them off? I'm so confused. I thought it was approachable "
I just think that guys have read the profile and thought,
"Wow! This chick is outta my league. Her profile seems too good to be true!"
I mean c'mon, the lack of hygiene bit; some girls just take way too much pride in themselves, eh. You sell yourself beautifully and...you're honest
Although, I must say your most attractive attribute is your tic (next to your gummy grid that is)
I did belly laugh when I read it! Classic Mistique humour x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think its really light hearted and shows that you have a personality and a gsoh and the bonus is you are smoking hot to.
Haha you should see me without make up "
Well id love to see you with no makeup, as i think your naturally pretty |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nothing at all wrong with your profile, I thought you'd have a line of guys queued up just for you x
I know! I bought a machine where people could take a ticket with a number on it and everything x
Absolute nut! "
Is that a good thing? Or do I need to section myself already? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think it's perfect xx
Perfect? Why thank you. I went add about my weird fetishes then, if it's perfect xxx
Well you wouldn't want to spoil it lol xx"
Definitely. Wouldn't want to put the two who like off |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not getting many messages. Just wondering if there is something in my profile that may be scaring them off? I'm so confused. I thought it was approachable
I just think that guys have read the profile and thought,
"Wow! This chick is outta my league. Her profile seems too good to be true!"
I mean c'mon, the lack of hygiene bit; some girls just take way too much pride in themselves, eh. You sell yourself beautifully and...you're honest
Although, I must say your most attractive attribute is your tic (next to your gummy grid that is)
I did belly laugh when I read it! Classic Mistique humour x"
You say that, but you practically ripped that peg out of my hand when I offered it! 
You certainly benefited from those tics, didn't you?! .
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think its really light hearted and shows that you have a personality and a gsoh and the bonus is you are smoking hot to.
Haha you should see me without make up
Well id love to see you with no makeup, as i think your naturally pretty "
As long as you have a defibrillator next to you. It can be a bit of a shock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not getting many messages. Just wondering if there is something in my profile that may be scaring them off? I'm so confused. I thought it was approachable
I just think that guys have read the profile and thought,
"Wow! This chick is outta my league. Her profile seems too good to be true!"
I mean c'mon, the lack of hygiene bit; some girls just take way too much pride in themselves, eh. You sell yourself beautifully and...you're honest
Although, I must say your most attractive attribute is your tic (next to your gummy grid that is)
I did belly laugh when I read it! Classic Mistique humour x
You say that, but you practically ripped that peg out of my hand when I offered it!
You certainly benefited from those tics, didn't you?! .
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I did. Not gonna lie. I did! x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not getting many messages. Just wondering if there is something in my profile that may be scaring them off? I'm so confused. I thought it was approachable
I just think that guys have read the profile and thought,
"Wow! This chick is outta my league. Her profile seems too good to be true!"
I mean c'mon, the lack of hygiene bit; some girls just take way too much pride in themselves, eh. You sell yourself beautifully and...you're honest
Although, I must say your most attractive attribute is your tic (next to your gummy grid that is)
I did belly laugh when I read it! Classic Mistique humour x
You say that, but you practically ripped that peg out of my hand when I offered it!
You certainly benefited from those tics, didn't you?! .
I did. Not gonna lie. I did! x"
Next time I see you. Make sure you have a cold, it will help with the bruising on your nostrils |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not getting many messages. Just wondering if there is something in my profile that may be scaring them off? I'm so confused. I thought it was approachable
I just think that guys have read the profile and thought,
"Wow! This chick is outta my league. Her profile seems too good to be true!"
I mean c'mon, the lack of hygiene bit; some girls just take way too much pride in themselves, eh. You sell yourself beautifully and...you're honest
Although, I must say your most attractive attribute is your tic (next to your gummy grid that is)
I did belly laugh when I read it! Classic Mistique humour x
You say that, but you practically ripped that peg out of my hand when I offered it!
You certainly benefited from those tics, didn't you?! .
I did. Not gonna lie. I did! x
Next time I see you. Make sure you have a cold, it will help with the bruising on your nostrils "
Cool. I'll let you know the next time I'm full up. Oh, you're gonna get it then  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was interested up until the point that I realised you make no mention of how big your tits are! Sorry, but that's a deal breaker for me. "
Would you believe me if I said they were a 42jjj? |
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"I think its really light hearted and shows that you have a personality and a gsoh and the bonus is you are smoking hot to.
Haha you should see me without make up "
I’ve just about recovered from the shock - not sure you have, though!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was interested up until the point that I realised you make no mention of how big your tits are! Sorry, but that's a deal breaker for me.
Would you believe me if I said they were a 42jjj? "
I've had bigger |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think its really light hearted and shows that you have a personality and a gsoh and the bonus is you are smoking hot to.
Haha you should see me without make up
I’ve just about recovered from the shock - not sure you have, though!! "
You are such a twat! I'll get you back for that. My teasing will know no bounds!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was interested up until the point that I realised you make no mention of how big your tits are! Sorry, but that's a deal breaker for me.
Would you believe me if I said they were a 42jjj?
I've had bigger "
So have I |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was interested up until the point that I realised you make no mention of how big your tits are! Sorry, but that's a deal breaker for me.
Would you believe me if I said they were a 42jjj?
I've had bigger
So have I "
Gulp! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was interested up until the point that I realised you make no mention of how big your tits are! Sorry, but that's a deal breaker for me.
Would you believe me if I said they were a 42jjj?
I've had bigger
So have I
Gulp! "
I'll introduce you, as long as I can join in |
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"Meet now??
Haha how about tomorrow?
I’ll pencil you in
You'll do more than that. You're my ride for the night  "
So that’s all I am to you now!? A cheap, sexy, big, lengthy, exciting, comfortable, sexy ride!? xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was interested up until the point that I realised you make no mention of how big your tits are! Sorry, but that's a deal breaker for me.
Would you believe me if I said they were a 42jjj?
I've had bigger
So have I
Gulp!
I'll introduce you, as long as I can join in "
That's out of my league baby, I've got backache and posture issues just thinking about how I'll be taking my final breath. X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Meet now??
Haha how about tomorrow?
I’ll pencil you in
You'll do more than that. You're my ride for the night
So that’s all I am to you now!? A cheap, sexy, big, lengthy, exciting, comfortable, sexy ride!? xx"
Well...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was interested up until the point that I realised you make no mention of how big your tits are! Sorry, but that's a deal breaker for me.
Would you believe me if I said they were a 42jjj?
I've had bigger
So have I
Gulp!
I'll introduce you, as long as I can join in
That's out of my league baby, I've got backache and posture issues just thinking about how I'll be taking my final breath. X"
I live close to hospital. Any signs of distress and we'll give you directions to walk there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think its really light hearted and shows that you have a personality and a gsoh and the bonus is you are smoking hot to.
Haha you should see me without make up
Well id love to see you with no makeup, as i think your naturally pretty
As long as you have a defibrillator next to you. It can be a bit of a shock "
Iv got a strong heart so im sure ill be fine, but if i do go into shock u can jump start me anytime |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was interested up until the point that I realised you make no mention of how big your tits are! Sorry, but that's a deal breaker for me.
Would you believe me if I said they were a 42jjj?
I've had bigger
So have I
Gulp!
I'll introduce you, as long as I can join in
That's out of my league baby, I've got backache and posture issues just thinking about how I'll be taking my final breath. X
I live close to hospital. Any signs of distress and we'll give you directions to walk there "
And leave you with Titty Von Titberg to enjoy the same fate? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think its really light hearted and shows that you have a personality and a gsoh and the bonus is you are smoking hot to.
Haha you should see me without make up
Well id love to see you with no makeup, as i think your naturally pretty
As long as you have a defibrillator next to you. It can be a bit of a shock
Iv got a strong heart so im sure ill be fine, but if i do go into shock u can jump start me anytime "
Jump? You'll be lucky! I'm getting on in age now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was interested up until the point that I realised you make no mention of how big your tits are! Sorry, but that's a deal breaker for me.
Would you believe me if I said they were a 42jjj?
I've had bigger
So have I
Gulp!
I'll introduce you, as long as I can join in
That's out of my league baby, I've got backache and posture issues just thinking about how I'll be taking my final breath. X
I live close to hospital. Any signs of distress and we'll give you directions to walk there
And leave you with Titty Von Titberg to enjoy the same fate? "
I'll bring my nebulizer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not enough foof pics op
I thought you said you got tired of seeing it from all angles, in pics?
U have me confused with my twin brother"
Twins?.... I'm on my way ooop' North |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not enough foof pics op
I thought you said you got tired of seeing it from all angles, in pics?
U have me confused with my twin brother
Twins?.... I'm on my way ooop' North "
git up eeer our lass |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not enough foof pics op
I thought you said you got tired of seeing it from all angles, in pics?
U have me confused with my twin brother
Twins?.... I'm on my way ooop' North git up eeer our lass "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not enough foof pics op
I thought you said you got tired of seeing it from all angles, in pics?
U have me confused with my twin brother
Twins?.... I'm on my way ooop' North git up eeer our lass "
I am going to make the effort to drag my arse up here. It's only fair, because you made the trek here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not enough foof pics op
I thought you said you got tired of seeing it from all angles, in pics?
U have me confused with my twin brother
Twins?.... I'm on my way ooop' North git up eeer our lass
I am going to make the effort to drag my arse up here. It's only fair, because you made the trek here "
if u do il kiss u on a train i think |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not enough foof pics op
I thought you said you got tired of seeing it from all angles, in pics?
U have me confused with my twin brother
Twins?.... I'm on my way ooop' North git up eeer our lass
I am going to make the effort to drag my arse up here. It's only fair, because you made the trek here if u do il kiss u on a train i think "
Hahahahaha that actually made me chuckle! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm still waiting for a reply off you
The profile I'd great and it's a great read "
You messaged? Haha. I've looked and I can't find it.
I may have been fibbing a little when I said I wasn't getting many messages |
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By *issvvCouple
over a year ago
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"I'm still waiting for a reply off you
The profile I'd great and it's a great read
You messaged? Haha. I've looked and I can't find it.
I may have been fibbing a little when I said I wasn't getting many messages "
Yeah a few days ago, no worries |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm still waiting for a reply off you
The profile I'd great and it's a great read
You messaged? Haha. I've looked and I can't find it.
I may have been fibbing a little when I said I wasn't getting many messages
Yeah a few days ago, no worries "
Thanks for re-sending. I've replied |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing at all wrong with your profile, I thought you'd have a line of guys queued up just for you x
I know! I bought a machine where people could take a ticket with a number on it and everything x
Absolute nut!
Is that a good thing? Or do I need to section myself already? "
Haha a good thing. Humour is very rare around here. Probably the best profile ive read! Yes, i do read profiles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think its really light hearted and shows that you have a personality and a gsoh and the bonus is you are smoking hot to.
Haha you should see me without make up
Well id love to see you with no makeup, as i think your naturally pretty
As long as you have a defibrillator next to you. It can be a bit of a shock
Iv got a strong heart so im sure ill be fine, but if i do go into shock u can jump start me anytime
Jump? You'll be lucky! I'm getting on in age now "
Im sure theres still plenty of life left in you lol. Your only as old as you feel any way x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not enough foof pics op
I thought you said you got tired of seeing it from all angles, in pics?
U have me confused with my twin brother
Twins?.... I'm on my way ooop' North git up eeer our lass
I am going to make the effort to drag my arse up here. It's only fair, because you made the trek here if u do il kiss u on a train i think
Hahahahaha that actually made me chuckle! "
i knew it would do |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nothing at all wrong with your profile, I thought you'd have a line of guys queued up just for you x
I know! I bought a machine where people could take a ticket with a number on it and everything x
Absolute nut!
Is that a good thing? Or do I need to section myself already?
Haha a good thing. Humour is very rare around here. Probably the best profile ive read! Yes, i do read profiles "
Well that is a comment! Thank you! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think its really light hearted and shows that you have a personality and a gsoh and the bonus is you are smoking hot to.
Haha you should see me without make up
Well id love to see you with no makeup, as i think your naturally pretty
As long as you have a defibrillator next to you. It can be a bit of a shock
Iv got a strong heart so im sure ill be fine, but if i do go into shock u can jump start me anytime
Jump? You'll be lucky! I'm getting on in age now
Im sure theres still plenty of life left in you lol. Your only as old as you feel any way x"
I feel old! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not enough foof pics op
I thought you said you got tired of seeing it from all angles, in pics?
U have me confused with my twin brother
Twins?.... I'm on my way ooop' North git up eeer our lass
I am going to make the effort to drag my arse up here. It's only fair, because you made the trek here if u do il kiss u on a train i think
Hahahahaha that actually made me chuckle! i knew it would do "
That's the last time I tell you my dreams! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Personally I would say it was a little to much to read but only my opinion
But overall a good profile and I’m sure you get a lot more messages than me lol "
It is too long. I fell asleep halfway through writing it. I had a nice power nap, so I could finish it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not enough detail in my opinion, and more photos needed
Feel free to send a friend invite lovely 
P.S. Can I have my bunny back? Xx"
I've added you lovely.
Ummm.... I never took it .
I have some nice rabbit stew simmering on the hob if you want to pop over for a meal? xx. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not enough detail in my opinion, and more photos needed
Feel free to send a friend invite lovely
P.S. Can I have my bunny back? Xx
I've added you lovely.
Ummm.... I never took it .
I have some nice rabbit stew simmering on the hob if you want to pop over for a meal? xx."
Oops! Did I say rabbit? My bad, I meant beef.... yep! Definitely beef! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not getting many messages. Just wondering if there is something in my profile that may be scaring them off? I'm so confused. I thought it was approachable "
*Fake profile alert*
This is an outrage!
We all know people don't make up things in their profiles. So I thought oh she seems lovely. Sent friend request to check the promised foof pics...
And nothing! Zilch!
This is Fab for Fabbers not Fibbers
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over a year ago
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"I'm not getting many messages. Just wondering if there is something in my profile that may be scaring them off? I'm so confused. I thought it was approachable
*Fake profile alert*
This is an outrage!
We all know people don't make up things in their profiles. So I thought oh she seems lovely. Sent friend request to check the promised foof pics...
And nothing! Zilch!
This is Fab for Fabbers not Fibbers
#hmpf"
You're just pissed off because you found out you can't have a toothless BJ. Such a snitch! |
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over a year ago
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"I'm not getting many messages. Just wondering if there is something in my profile that may be scaring them off? I'm so confused. I thought it was approachable
*Fake profile alert*
This is an outrage!
We all know people don't make up things in their profiles. So I thought oh she seems lovely. Sent friend request to check the promised foof pics...
And nothing! Zilch!
This is Fab for Fabbers not Fibbers
#hmpf
You're just pissed off because you found out you can't have a toothless BJ. Such a snitch! "
Snitches get stitches!
You snooze you loose!
Forget all that malarkey! It's all about the toothless BJ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not getting many messages. Just wondering if there is something in my profile that may be scaring them off? I'm so confused. I thought it was approachable
*Fake profile alert*
This is an outrage!
We all know people don't make up things in their profiles. So I thought oh she seems lovely. Sent friend request to check the promised foof pics...
And nothing! Zilch!
This is Fab for Fabbers not Fibbers
#hmpf
You're just pissed off because you found out you can't have a toothless BJ. Such a snitch!
Snitches get stitches!
You snooze you loose!
Forget all that malarkey! It's all about the toothless BJ "
I was going to say snitches get stitches, but then I thought, that may make me come across as violent as well as psychotic. I didn't want to oversell my amazing traits
For you I'll take my teeth out. All better now? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not getting many messages. Just wondering if there is something in my profile that may be scaring them off? I'm so confused. I thought it was approachable
*Fake profile alert*
This is an outrage!
We all know people don't make up things in their profiles. So I thought oh she seems lovely. Sent friend request to check the promised foof pics...
And nothing! Zilch!
This is Fab for Fabbers not Fibbers
#hmpf
You're just pissed off because you found out you can't have a toothless BJ. Such a snitch!
Snitches get stitches!
You snooze you loose!
Forget all that malarkey! It's all about the toothless BJ
I was going to say snitches get stitches, but then I thought, that may make me come across as violent as well as psychotic. I didn't want to oversell my amazing traits
For you I'll take my teeth out. All better now? "
You're a Fibber not a Fabber so no amazing traits can overcome that including violance
Oh my lordy lord...
Can't wait to see you take your teeth out. That is such a turn on!
Pucker up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not getting many messages. Just wondering if there is something in my profile that may be scaring them off? I'm so confused. I thought it was approachable
*Fake profile alert*
This is an outrage!
We all know people don't make up things in their profiles. So I thought oh she seems lovely. Sent friend request to check the promised foof pics...
And nothing! Zilch!
This is Fab for Fabbers not Fibbers
#hmpf
You're just pissed off because you found out you can't have a toothless BJ. Such a snitch!
Snitches get stitches!
You snooze you loose!
Forget all that malarkey! It's all about the toothless BJ
I was going to say snitches get stitches, but then I thought, that may make me come across as violent as well as psychotic. I didn't want to oversell my amazing traits
For you I'll take my teeth out. All better now?
You're a Fibber not a Fabber so no amazing traits can overcome that including violance
Oh my lordy lord...
Can't wait to see you take your teeth out. That is such a turn on!
Pucker up "
What if I do this?.... .... It usually works .
I'll do it very slowly and seductively. Then give you a come hither, open mouthed smile. You won't be able to resist |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not getting many messages. Just wondering if there is something in my profile that may be scaring them off? I'm so confused. I thought it was approachable
*Fake profile alert*
This is an outrage!
We all know people don't make up things in their profiles. So I thought oh she seems lovely. Sent friend request to check the promised foof pics...
And nothing! Zilch!
This is Fab for Fabbers not Fibbers
#hmpf
You're just pissed off because you found out you can't have a toothless BJ. Such a snitch!
Snitches get stitches!
You snooze you loose!
Forget all that malarkey! It's all about the toothless BJ
I was going to say snitches get stitches, but then I thought, that may make me come across as violent as well as psychotic. I didn't want to oversell my amazing traits
For you I'll take my teeth out. All better now?
You're a Fibber not a Fabber so no amazing traits can overcome that including violance
Oh my lordy lord...
Can't wait to see you take your teeth out. That is such a turn on!
Pucker up
What if I do this?.... .... It usually works .
I'll do it very slowly and seductively. Then give you a come hither, open mouthed smile. You won't be able to resist "
Sold! To the lady with the exceptional smile
Wait...
Hang on...
Damn it! Had a weak moment. I am such a sucker for wings and lashes... grrrr-ing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not getting many messages. Just wondering if there is something in my profile that may be scaring them off? I'm so confused. I thought it was approachable
*Fake profile alert*
This is an outrage!
We all know people don't make up things in their profiles. So I thought oh she seems lovely. Sent friend request to check the promised foof pics...
And nothing! Zilch!
This is Fab for Fabbers not Fibbers
#hmpf
You're just pissed off because you found out you can't have a toothless BJ. Such a snitch!
Snitches get stitches!
You snooze you loose!
Forget all that malarkey! It's all about the toothless BJ
I was going to say snitches get stitches, but then I thought, that may make me come across as violent as well as psychotic. I didn't want to oversell my amazing traits
For you I'll take my teeth out. All better now?
You're a Fibber not a Fabber so no amazing traits can overcome that including violance
Oh my lordy lord...
Can't wait to see you take your teeth out. That is such a turn on!
Pucker up
What if I do this?.... .... It usually works .
I'll do it very slowly and seductively. Then give you a come hither, open mouthed smile. You won't be able to resist
Sold! To the lady with the exceptional smile
Wait...
Hang on...
Damn it! Had a weak moment. I am such a sucker for wings and lashes... grrrr-ing "
That's how I've been able to lure your lovely self to Wales.... after over a a year of being kept waiting! You're a tough nut to crack! If I'd known that all I had to do was to take my teeth out, I would have done it when we first started chatting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not getting many messages. Just wondering if there is something in my profile that may be scaring them off? I'm so confused. I thought it was approachable
*Fake profile alert*
This is an outrage!
We all know people don't make up things in their profiles. So I thought oh she seems lovely. Sent friend request to check the promised foof pics...
And nothing! Zilch!
This is Fab for Fabbers not Fibbers
#hmpf
You're just pissed off because you found out you can't have a toothless BJ. Such a snitch!
Snitches get stitches!
You snooze you loose!
Forget all that malarkey! It's all about the toothless BJ
I was going to say snitches get stitches, but then I thought, that may make me come across as violent as well as psychotic. I didn't want to oversell my amazing traits
For you I'll take my teeth out. All better now?
You're a Fibber not a Fabber so no amazing traits can overcome that including violance
Oh my lordy lord...
Can't wait to see you take your teeth out. That is such a turn on!
Pucker up
What if I do this?.... .... It usually works .
I'll do it very slowly and seductively. Then give you a come hither, open mouthed smile. You won't be able to resist
Sold! To the lady with the exceptional smile
Wait...
Hang on...
Damn it! Had a weak moment. I am such a sucker for wings and lashes... grrrr-ing
That's how I've been able to lure your lovely self to Wales.... after over a a year of being kept waiting! You're a tough nut to crack! If I'd known that all I had to do was to take my teeth out, I would have done it when we first started chatting "
Now you know why I luuuuurve toothless BJ soo much. Nobody can crack my nuts!
Please note:
Now that my secret is out please keep this between us. I have a rep to protect back in the rest of the country.
P.s no nuts were harmed in the making of this post.
Phew! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not getting many messages. Just wondering if there is something in my profile that may be scaring them off? I'm so confused. I thought it was approachable
*Fake profile alert*
This is an outrage!
We all know people don't make up things in their profiles. So I thought oh she seems lovely. Sent friend request to check the promised foof pics...
And nothing! Zilch!
This is Fab for Fabbers not Fibbers
#hmpf
You're just pissed off because you found out you can't have a toothless BJ. Such a snitch!
Snitches get stitches!
You snooze you loose!
Forget all that malarkey! It's all about the toothless BJ
I was going to say snitches get stitches, but then I thought, that may make me come across as violent as well as psychotic. I didn't want to oversell my amazing traits
For you I'll take my teeth out. All better now?
You're a Fibber not a Fabber so no amazing traits can overcome that including violance
Oh my lordy lord...
Can't wait to see you take your teeth out. That is such a turn on!
Pucker up
What if I do this?.... .... It usually works .
I'll do it very slowly and seductively. Then give you a come hither, open mouthed smile. You won't be able to resist
Sold! To the lady with the exceptional smile
Wait...
Hang on...
Damn it! Had a weak moment. I am such a sucker for wings and lashes... grrrr-ing
That's how I've been able to lure your lovely self to Wales.... after over a a year of being kept waiting! You're a tough nut to crack! If I'd known that all I had to do was to take my teeth out, I would have done it when we first started chatting
Now you know why I luuuuurve toothless BJ soo much. Nobody can crack my nuts!
Please note:
Now that my secret is out please keep this between us. I have a rep to protect back in the rest of the country.
P.s no nuts were harmed in the making of this post.
Phew!"
Nobody will ever know. You're secret is safe with me.
You know i mean it, because I always tell the truth |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not getting many messages. Just wondering if there is something in my profile that may be scaring them off? I'm so confused. I thought it was approachable
*Fake profile alert*
This is an outrage!
We all know people don't make up things in their profiles. So I thought oh she seems lovely. Sent friend request to check the promised foof pics...
And nothing! Zilch!
This is Fab for Fabbers not Fibbers
#hmpf
You're just pissed off because you found out you can't have a toothless BJ. Such a snitch!
Snitches get stitches!
You snooze you loose!
Forget all that malarkey! It's all about the toothless BJ
I was going to say snitches get stitches, but then I thought, that may make me come across as violent as well as psychotic. I didn't want to oversell my amazing traits
For you I'll take my teeth out. All better now?
You're a Fibber not a Fabber so no amazing traits can overcome that including violance
Oh my lordy lord...
Can't wait to see you take your teeth out. That is such a turn on!
Pucker up
What if I do this?.... .... It usually works .
I'll do it very slowly and seductively. Then give you a come hither, open mouthed smile. You won't be able to resist
Sold! To the lady with the exceptional smile
Wait...
Hang on...
Damn it! Had a weak moment. I am such a sucker for wings and lashes... grrrr-ing
That's how I've been able to lure your lovely self to Wales.... after over a a year of being kept waiting! You're a tough nut to crack! If I'd known that all I had to do was to take my teeth out, I would have done it when we first started chatting
Now you know why I luuuuurve toothless BJ soo much. Nobody can crack my nuts!
Please note:
Now that my secret is out please keep this between us. I have a rep to protect back in the rest of the country.
P.s no nuts were harmed in the making of this post.
Phew!
Nobody will ever know. You're secret is safe with me.
You know i mean it, because I always tell the truth "
Your* bloody phone |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I honestly dont know. Your pics are gorgeous and you have veris. It would put me off seeing a post like this though. Sorry, because I know you are lovely. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I honestly dont know. Your pics are gorgeous and you have veris. It would put me off seeing a post like this though. Sorry, because I know you are lovely. "
No need to apologise lovely. Not everybody gets my humour |
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