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Anthony and Cleopatra were laying dead on the floor, no blood, no wounds.
In the left corner of the room a cat lay sleeping on the chair.
on the floor by the side of the chair lay a broken bowl.
WHAT HAPPENED...er answers on a postcard please...bet sniff ll get it lol lateral thinkers put one of your hats on lol debono had 9 or was it 7..well he had a few in any case lol |
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In the middle of a broad desert plain stands a barn. There are no trees or plants of any kind for 10 km in all directions and the land is totally flat...
The barn has 4 walls at least 10m high and a 4 way pitched roof to a centre point...
At the top of the walls is a roof beam across the middle of the barn....
There are no windows at all and only a single door 2m high x 1m wide.
Outside there is a wagon and a single horse...
Inside from the middle of the roof beam, at the end of a 1m length of rope, a
man hangs by his neck... Otherwise
the barn is totally empty.....
How did the man hang himself...? |
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"In the middle of a broad desert plain stands a barn. There are no trees or plants of any kind for 10 km in all directions and the land is totally flat...
The barn has 4 walls at least 10m high and a 4 way pitched roof to a centre point...
At the top of the walls is a roof beam across the middle of the barn....
There are no windows at all and only a single door 2m high x 1m wide.
Outside there is a wagon and a single horse...
Inside from the middle of the roof beam, at the end of a 1m length of rope, a
man hangs by his neck... Otherwise
the barn is totally empty.....
How did the man hang himself...?"
By his neck. |
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"Stood on the wagon, horse walked off pulling the wagon from under him resulting in an untimely death "
How do you get a horse and cart through a 2 x 1m door...;-) |
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"tied the noose attached to the beam around his neck and sprinted from one end of the barn to the other and snapped his neck?"
The beam is 10m up... The rope is 1m long...;-)
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"tied the noose attached to the beam around his neck and sprinted from one end of the barn to the other and snapped his neck?
The beam is 10m up... The rope is 1m long...;-)
Ill be back from time to time... To check on yas all... "
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"tied the noose attached to the beam around his neck and sprinted from one end of the barn to the other and snapped his neck?
The beam is 10m up... The rope is 1m long...;-)
Ill be back from time to time... To check on yas all...
Chuck norris killed him end of story! "
No one disses the Norris... But its not the answer on the card...;-) |
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The barn has a trap door with a 9m block for the man to stand on, after a set period of time the block lowers and disappears beneath the trap door!!
or... the man brought a 9m block of ice in a freezer on the back of the wagon, he jumps of the block of ice..hence hanging himself..block of ice melts resulting in a pool of water which drys as it is in the desert...so no evidence of block of ice...
or...man didnt hang himself someone else did!!!!
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"... the man brought a 9m block of ice in a freezer on the back of the wagon, he jumps of the block of ice..hence hanging himself..block of ice melts resulting in a pool of water which drys as it is in the desert...so no evidence of block of ice...
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Bingo...!!! 
Nearly word for word...
The horse would never have fit through the door if it had eaten all that hay... |
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A black cat was asleep on a newly (Black)tarmaced road, the street lights were off, the motorist was driving without the headlights on, but yet swerved to avoid the cat..
How so? |
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"A black cat was asleep on a newly (Black)tarmaced road, the street lights were off, the motorist was driving without the headlights on, but yet swerved to avoid the cat..
How so?"
He saw it: It was daytime. |
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"A black cat was asleep on a newly (Black)tarmaced road, the street lights were off, the motorist was driving without the headlights on, but yet swerved to avoid the cat..
How so?
He saw it: It was daytime."
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re the man in a barn: we think he stood on a large block of ice tied the rope round his neck,then wen ice melted he hung...there'd be nothing left in the barn!!!!! HA!!!! we r total genius!!! |
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""... the man brought a 9m block of ice in a freezer on the back of the wagon, he jumps of the block of ice..hence hanging himself..block of ice melts resulting in a pool of water which drys as it is in the desert...so no evidence of block of ice...
There are no windows at all and only a single door 2m high x 1m wide.!"
I have a problem with this if the barn is 10 meters high with 1 meter of rope hanging from the beams, it makes the distance from the beam to the floor 9 meters. Are we saying that the block of ice was made in a freezer 9 meters tall ? never mind its in a desert and would have melted by the time it got to the barn 10km via horse and cart or am i over analysing this ? |
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""... the man brought a 9m block of ice in a freezer on the back of the wagon, he jumps of the block of ice..hence hanging himself..block of ice melts resulting in a pool of water which drys as it is in the desert...so no evidence of block of ice...
There are no windows at all and only a single door 2m high x 1m wide.!
I have a problem with this if the barn is 10 meters high with 1 meter of rope hanging from the beams, it makes the distance from the beam to the floor 9 meters. Are we saying that the block of ice was made in a freezer 9 meters tall ? never mind its in a desert and would have melted by the time it got to the barn 10km via horse and cart or am i over analysing this ?"
i agree ... better like i said about the horse eating the hay .... no one said how long the guy had been hanging and if house trained ( roll with this ) the horse would have gone outside for a crap at regular intervals lol |
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""... the man brought a 9m block of ice in a freezer on the back of the wagon, he jumps of the block of ice..hence hanging himself..block of ice melts resulting in a pool of water which drys as it is in the desert...so no evidence of block of ice...
There are no windows at all and only a single door 2m high x 1m wide.!
I have a problem with this if the barn is 10 meters high with 1 meter of rope hanging from the beams, it makes the distance from the beam to the floor 9 meters. Are we saying that the block of ice was made in a freezer 9 meters tall ? never mind its in a desert and would have melted by the time it got to the barn 10km via horse and cart or am i over analysing this ?"
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""... the man brought a 9m block of ice in a freezer on the back of the wagon, he jumps of the block of ice..hence hanging himself..block of ice melts resulting in a pool of water which drys as it is in the desert...so no evidence of block of ice...
There are no windows at all and only a single door 2m high x 1m wide.!
I have a problem with this if the barn is 10 meters high with 1 meter of rope hanging from the beams, it makes the distance from the beam to the floor 9 meters. Are we saying that the block of ice was made in a freezer 9 meters tall ? never mind its in a desert and would have melted by the time it got to the barn 10km via horse and cart or am i over analysing this ?
9, 1m blocks? "
Would have only needed 7, average male is nearly 2m tall. |
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"re the man in a barn: we think he stood on a large block of ice tied the rope round his neck,then wen ice melted he hung...there'd be nothing left in the barn!!!!! HA!!!! we r total genius!!!"
Genius and Yummy... A lethal combination... |
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" ... better like i said about the horse eating the hay .... no one said how long the guy had been hanging and if house trained ( roll with this ) the horse would have gone outside for a crap at regular intervals lol "
I rolled with it... Them I rolled on the floor laughing... |
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