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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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3 men with speech impediments are in therapy, the therapist is blonde, petite and fit as a fiddle.
She says, “If you can tell me where you live without stuttering, I’ll suck you and you can come in my mouth”.
1st one stammers “BBBirmingham”
The second one, “MMManchester”
The third one, Paddy, stands up and says “London”.
She takes out his penis and gives him the best blowjob he has ever had, as he ejaculates he sighs ..... “D-D-D-Derry”
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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wife said to me "what are you doing on that comuter?" "looking for cheap flights" i said.
whereupon she became excited , said "I LOVE YOU!" unzipped me and gave me a fantastic blow job-i was suprised, shes never shown any interest in darts before!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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first time i meet the missis was down an alley she got my cock out and started to give me a wank...i said your good at this she replied i should be i used to have one |
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over a year ago
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A wife says to her husband one morning in bed 'I dreamt I was at an auction for cocks last night, the long ones went for £50 and the thick ones went for double that again'
'What about ones like mine?' says the husband
'Oh they gave those away' said the wife with a wicked grin.
So the husband thought for a moment and said 'I dreamt i was at an auction for pussies, the shaved ones went for £100, and the tight ones went for 10 times that amount'
'What about ones like mine' said the wife
The husband turned to her and said 'That's where the auction was held!' |
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