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By *funtimetaff OP Man
over a year ago
From a quiet corner in Porth |
Come in folks just for shits and giggles would u like to share some of the fascinating stories that you've learnt, been involved in or whitnessed since being a fabber, anything from the fun to abso bizzare??
No name dropping please x |
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By *funtimetaff OP Man
over a year ago
From a quiet corner in Porth |
Partied one night and thought half way froo we get a delivery, any ways ding dong delivery guys at door, so off I goes totally starkers n answers door, the delivery guy handed the meals took my money and gave me change and he didn't loose eye contact not once and off on his merry way he went, fk we were all creased ha ha Not once in the whole exchange did his eyes move pmslllll I'll never forget it |
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over a year ago
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Had a meet planned one morning, knock at the door & I answer the door in full lingerie & stockings to the guy I'm meeting. We didn't notice the postman right behind him, cheeky bugger only went to walk straight in  |
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Second party, came down from playing to find a small group of swingers doing "scratch and sniff" trying to figure out what a stain was on a cream cushion.... a brown stain.
Then, as some alcohol had been consumed, they all started daring each other to lick it  |
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"Second party, came down from playing to find a small group of swingers doing "scratch and sniff" trying to figure out what a stain was on a cream cushion.... a brown stain.
Then, as some alcohol had been consumed, they all started daring each other to lick it "
Omfg haha... Just to clarify, it was shit! That woman had been getting many fingers in her bumhole and she followed through   it's all gravy baby hahaha... Awww my parties were the best xxxxxx |
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"Second party, came down from playing to find a small group of swingers doing "scratch and sniff" trying to figure out what a stain was on a cream cushion.... a brown stain.
Then, as some alcohol had been consumed, they all started daring each other to lick it
Omfg haha... Just to clarify, it was shit! That woman had been getting many fingers in her bumhole and she followed through it's all gravy baby hahaha... Awww my parties were the best xxxxxx"
Ahahaha... you will notice I hadn't mentioned any names mun... but yeah, it's etched into my brain, some things you can never unsee!!!
And yes, your parties were awesome!!! |
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"Second party, came down from playing to find a small group of swingers doing "scratch and sniff" trying to figure out what a stain was on a cream cushion.... a brown stain.
Then, as some alcohol had been consumed, they all started daring each other to lick it
Omfg haha... Just to clarify, it was shit! That woman had been getting many fingers in her bumhole and she followed through it's all gravy baby hahaha... Awww my parties were the best xxxxxx
Ahahaha... you will notice I hadn't mentioned any names mun... but yeah, it's etched into my brain, some things you can never unsee!!!
And yes, your parties were awesome!!! "
That night was so funny! Hopefully I can make the swashbuckler weekend and we'll have a catch up xxxx |
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"Second party, came down from playing to find a small group of swingers doing "scratch and sniff" trying to figure out what a stain was on a cream cushion.... a brown stain.
Then, as some alcohol had been consumed, they all started daring each other to lick it
Omfg haha... Just to clarify, it was shit! That woman had been getting many fingers in her bumhole and she followed through it's all gravy baby hahaha... Awww my parties were the best xxxxxx
Ahahaha... you will notice I hadn't mentioned any names mun... but yeah, it's etched into my brain, some things you can never unsee!!!
And yes, your parties were awesome!!!
That night was so funny! Hopefully I can make the swashbuckler weekend and we'll have a catch up xxxx"
All of those nights were a scream!
Hope we don't have to wait that long to see you hun! xxx |
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At another party, I (Mart) was "entertaining" a lady on a bed, she was lying on it, and I was kneeling on the floor licking like a dog at a water bowl on a hot day... when suddenly the hosts dog (who'd got loose from the room he'd been penned in) came charging into the room and stuck his nose up my arse!
I wonder if that's why I'm not keen on being rimmed?  |
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"At another party, I (Mart) was "entertaining" a lady on a bed, she was lying on it, and I was kneeling on the floor licking like a dog at a water bowl on a hot day... when suddenly the hosts dog (who'd got loose from the room he'd been penned in) came charging into the room and stuck his nose up my arse!
I wonder if that's why I'm not keen on being rimmed?
Sounds like Soph and Matts parties "
Omg talking about their parties just reminded me about the time I was being fucked up the arse and the rottie was licking my face and I was too afraid to move or make a sound lol  |
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"At another party, I (Mart) was "entertaining" a lady on a bed, she was lying on it, and I was kneeling on the floor licking like a dog at a water bowl on a hot day... when suddenly the hosts dog (who'd got loose from the room he'd been penned in) came charging into the room and stuck his nose up my arse!
I wonder if that's why I'm not keen on being rimmed?
Sounds like Soph and Matts parties "
Nope... was Bucks beagle lol!
Talking of Soph and Matt.... was at our first party at theirs, just chilling, chatting... and I wanted to go to the toilet.
Headed to the stairs, got about two steps up and got sprayed from the top... a guy had fingered his partner to a spraying cum as she stood there, rooted to the spot... one hell of an introduction lol. |
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"At another party, I (Mart) was "entertaining" a lady on a bed, she was lying on it, and I was kneeling on the floor licking like a dog at a water bowl on a hot day... when suddenly the hosts dog (who'd got loose from the room he'd been penned in) came charging into the room and stuck his nose up my arse!
I wonder if that's why I'm not keen on being rimmed?
Sounds like Soph and Matts parties
Nope... was Bucks beagle lol!
Talking of Soph and Matt.... was at our first party at theirs, just chilling, chatting... and I wanted to go to the toilet.
Headed to the stairs, got about two steps up and got sprayed from the top... a guy had fingered his partner to a spraying cum as she stood there, rooted to the spot... one hell of an introduction lol. "
Sounds fucking amazing
I haven't got any stories to tell    haha  xxxxd |
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"At another party, I (Mart) was "entertaining" a lady on a bed, she was lying on it, and I was kneeling on the floor licking like a dog at a water bowl on a hot day... when suddenly the hosts dog (who'd got loose from the room he'd been penned in) came charging into the room and stuck his nose up my arse!
I wonder if that's why I'm not keen on being rimmed?
Sounds like Soph and Matts parties
Nope... was Bucks beagle lol!
Talking of Soph and Matt.... was at our first party at theirs, just chilling, chatting... and I wanted to go to the toilet.
Headed to the stairs, got about two steps up and got sprayed from the top... a guy had fingered his partner to a spraying cum as she stood there, rooted to the spot... one hell of an introduction lol.
Sounds fucking amazing
I haven't got any stories to tell haha xxxxd"
Yours would be the funniest........hell of a girl and good laugh. xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"At another party, I (Mart) was "entertaining" a lady on a bed, she was lying on it, and I was kneeling on the floor licking like a dog at a water bowl on a hot day... when suddenly the hosts dog (who'd got loose from the room he'd been penned in) came charging into the room and stuck his nose up my arse!
I wonder if that's why I'm not keen on being rimmed?
Sounds like Soph and Matts parties
Nope... was Bucks beagle lol!
Talking of Soph and Matt.... was at our first party at theirs, just chilling, chatting... and I wanted to go to the toilet.
Headed to the stairs, got about two steps up and got sprayed from the top... a guy had fingered his partner to a spraying cum as she stood there, rooted to the spot... one hell of an introduction lol.
Sounds fucking amazing
I haven't got any stories to tell haha xxxxd"
I remember our old dogging day's lambrini girl.....fuck have you changed.... . xx |
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"At another party, I (Mart) was "entertaining" a lady on a bed, she was lying on it, and I was kneeling on the floor licking like a dog at a water bowl on a hot day... when suddenly the hosts dog (who'd got loose from the room he'd been penned in) came charging into the room and stuck his nose up my arse!
I wonder if that's why I'm not keen on being rimmed?
Sounds like Soph and Matts parties
Nope... was Bucks beagle lol!
Talking of Soph and Matt.... was at our first party at theirs, just chilling, chatting... and I wanted to go to the toilet.
Headed to the stairs, got about two steps up and got sprayed from the top... a guy had fingered his partner to a spraying cum as she stood there, rooted to the spot... one hell of an introduction lol.
Sounds fucking amazing
I haven't got any stories to tell haha xxxxdI remember our old dogging day's lambrini girl.....fuck have you changed.... . xx"
I know I was new to it all back then and wanted to try anything and everything. Tried too many things hahaha.. Ah the dogging days were great. I was such a filthy slut back then. Fab was different then though.. I'm too fussy these days lol xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"At another party, I (Mart) was "entertaining" a lady on a bed, she was lying on it, and I was kneeling on the floor licking like a dog at a water bowl on a hot day... when suddenly the hosts dog (who'd got loose from the room he'd been penned in) came charging into the room and stuck his nose up my arse!
I wonder if that's why I'm not keen on being rimmed?
Sounds like Soph and Matts parties
Nope... was Bucks beagle lol!
Talking of Soph and Matt.... was at our first party at theirs, just chilling, chatting... and I wanted to go to the toilet.
Headed to the stairs, got about two steps up and got sprayed from the top... a guy had fingered his partner to a spraying cum as she stood there, rooted to the spot... one hell of an introduction lol.
Sounds fucking amazing
I haven't got any stories to tell haha xxxxdI remember our old dogging day's lambrini girl.....fuck have you changed.... . xx
I know I was new to it all back then and wanted to try anything and everything. Tried too many things hahaha.. Ah the dogging days were great. I was such a filthy slut back then. Fab was different then though.. I'm too fussy these days lol xxxx"
I seem to remember being tied to a bed at one of your parties |
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"At another party, I (Mart) was "entertaining" a lady on a bed, she was lying on it, and I was kneeling on the floor licking like a dog at a water bowl on a hot day... when suddenly the hosts dog (who'd got loose from the room he'd been penned in) came charging into the room and stuck his nose up my arse!
I wonder if that's why I'm not keen on being rimmed?
Sounds like Soph and Matts parties
Nope... was Bucks beagle lol!
Talking of Soph and Matt.... was at our first party at theirs, just chilling, chatting... and I wanted to go to the toilet.
Headed to the stairs, got about two steps up and got sprayed from the top... a guy had fingered his partner to a spraying cum as she stood there, rooted to the spot... one hell of an introduction lol.
Sounds fucking amazing
I haven't got any stories to tell haha xxxxdI remember our old dogging day's lambrini girl.....fuck have you changed.... . xx
I know I was new to it all back then and wanted to try anything and everything. Tried too many things hahaha.. Ah the dogging days were great. I was such a filthy slut back then. Fab was different then though.. I'm too fussy these days lol xxxx
I seem to remember being tied to a bed at one of your parties "
And having a finger up your arse and me dirty sanchezing the men who thought it was funny... kinda wiped the smile of their faces for a while lol xxx |
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"You still got the photo of all us girls Mart? In the kitchen with a beautiful circle of boobies xxx
I'll dig around and let you know hun, it's bound to be there somewhere lol xxxx "
Please do. I've not got any pics from the party days anymore  Xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My very first threesome when the couple concerned didn't think I was going to turn up so invited a stand in just in case, resulting in a mmmf I wasn't mentally prepared for and where the male virtually force fed me a Viagra in order to resolve my performance anxiety.
Or enjoying a DP with a couple up until the point where a little poo leaked out which kind of ruined the atmosphere in more ways than one!
Or another memorable meet where the husband kept fondling my testicles while I was inside his wife while at the same time repeating what a good job I was doing.....kept putting me off my stroke!
Sigh....all a very long time but its good to reminisce. |
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One of our first met going back good few years wife wanted to try a big black cock so we had a message of this male from london with few pics showing his very big black cock and he said he was 38 when he turn up he was white and age was around 80 |
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By *funtimetaff OP Man
over a year ago
From a quiet corner in Porth |
"One of our first met going back good few years wife wanted to try a big black cock so we had a message of this male from london with few pics showing his very big black cock and he said he was 38 when he turn up he was white and age was around 80"
Aii but did you bite the missile lol? |
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