When I used to ask where my mam was I would be told she had run off with a black man.
Ain't is not a word (I say that now though ugh)
Im sure there are lots but I can't think right now
Mrs
When shouting "Mum" endlessly to get her attention she'd eventually say "Mum's ass!"
My Nan's favourite was "Christ on crutches" which used to have me giggling every time
I remember when I used to ask my dad where mum had gone and his response would be "she's ran away with the man on the moon".
Rarely hear that saying these days though a few still rarely use it!
If u don't hurry up.im going without u even tho she was usually only going there to take me
What's for tea? Shit on hairy toast
My dad also often told me she ran off with a black man or the man on the moon to lol
And also often would say mums add wen I was nagging her lol