Where are y'all? (Yes, I said y'all) Make yourself shown, so I can cheekily nibble your bottom. Or if you prefer, a handshake and a "good day, Ma'am", whichever you prefer....
"I'm a big girl, I'll be at the BBW social meet on 28th April"
There's going to be a room full of BBW girls and I didn't dream it?
What an age we live in.