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By *ar-Some Couple OP Couple
over a year ago
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To get ready for a night out???
I’ve just been talking to a friend who says it will take them 5 hours at a push to get ready for a night out.....
So how long does it take you???
Mine at a push is 1 hour....
However Mr is about 2 hours lol
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over a year ago
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"Just worked out in 5 hours I can
Get ready
Go out
Get pissed
Get a kebab on the way home
And be back in bed lol
And have a sex session ( Mr S )"
Fuck sake all in 5 hours with sex ?, oi mrs and you wanna marry him ?....  . mwah xx |
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By *ar-Some Couple OP Couple
over a year ago
from somewhere glittery & sparkly |
"Just worked out in 5 hours I can
Get ready
Go out
Get pissed
Get a kebab on the way home
And be back in bed lol
And have a sex session ( Mr S )Fuck sake all in 5 hours with sex ?, oi mrs and you wanna marry him ?.... . mwah xx"
I’m Pmsfl here
Bit late now everything is paid for hahaha |
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"Just worked out in 5 hours I can
Get ready
Go out
Get pissed
Get a kebab on the way home
And be back in bed lol
And have a sex session ( Mr S )Fuck sake all in 5 hours with sex ?, oi mrs and you wanna marry him ?.... . mwah xx
I’m Pmsfl here
Bit late now everything is paid for hahaha "
Insure him and shoot the fucka.......Hi Mr... . xx |
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By *ar-Some Couple OP Couple
over a year ago
from somewhere glittery & sparkly |
"Just worked out in 5 hours I can
Get ready
Go out
Get pissed
Get a kebab on the way home
And be back in bed lol
And have a sex session ( Mr S )Fuck sake all in 5 hours with sex ?, oi mrs and you wanna marry him ?.... . mwah xx
I’m Pmsfl here
Bit late now everything is paid for hahaha Insure him and shoot the fucka.......Hi Mr... . xx"
I’m not that daft he’s well insured Pmsfl |
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By *ar-Some Couple OP Couple
over a year ago
from somewhere glittery & sparkly |
"Just worked out in 5 hours I can
Get ready
Go out
Get pissed
Get a kebab on the way home
And be back in bed lol
And have a sex session ( Mr S )Fuck sake all in 5 hours with sex ?, oi mrs and you wanna marry him ?.... . mwah xx
I’m Pmsfl here
Bit late now everything is paid for hahaha Insure him and shoot the fucka.......Hi Mr... . xx"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I'm taking my time and dawlding then 2 hours but roughly hour and half "
Prinny a good 2 hours however once I’m ready mr about an hour after she’s ready  as he always finds the need to start to get ready once she’s ready |
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It usually takes me a good three hours with a full face of make up. However that's without the days work before of having my nails done, getting waxed, having a tan. If I was to do that the same day probably be about 6 hours  |
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over a year ago
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I find this post hysterical. ..takes me 30 to 45 minutes and that includes poring myself glass of fizz and phoning cab. ..
I have looked at profiles of this who say hours and have to ask what the hell are you including in time to get ready ! |
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"I find this post hysterical. ..takes me 30 to 45 minutes and that includes poring myself glass of fizz and phoning cab. ..
I have looked at profiles of this who say hours and have to ask what the hell are you including in time to get ready ! "
And I am not bald so have hair to do too |
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"I find this post hysterical. ..takes me 30 to 45 minutes and that includes poring myself glass of fizz and phoning cab. ..
I have looked at profiles of this who say hours and have to ask what the hell are you including in time to get ready ! "
-Half hour in the bathroom showering, brushing teeth, moisturizing, etc.
-make up half hour
-hair drying and straightening 20 mins
-getting dressed 10min
My hour and a half getting ready  |
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"I find this post hysterical. ..takes me 30 to 45 minutes and that includes poring myself glass of fizz and phoning cab. ..
I have looked at profiles of this who say hours and have to ask what the hell are you including in time to get ready !
-Half hour in the bathroom showering, brushing teeth, moisturizing, etc.
-make up half hour
-hair drying and straightening 20 mins
-getting dressed 10min
My hour and a half getting ready "
Compare that to Jayne...
An hour in the bathroom, showering hair, nails, shaving bits and pieces... and god knows what else.
half an hour drying hair.
Half an hour arseing around on her phone on bookface, fab and god knows where else.
A half hour hunting out various bits of underwear that should be in the clean pile of washing, but aren't.
Another half hour farting around on her phone.
An hour having a meltdown because she's decided that the three outfits she couldnt chose between aren't good enough and we will have to go shopping for something else!
Half an hour of make-up sex because she feels bad that she was shouting at me about the outfits.
Another shower as she's all sweaty from the sex... about half an hour.
Hair drying (again), 20 mins.
Dressing, make up and faff, half an hour to 45 mins.
I've been ready for at least 2 hours, so I spend time on fab etc, and, just as we are leaving the hotel room, I stop to do up a shoelace and she says I'm making us late!!!
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"I find this post hysterical. ..takes me 30 to 45 minutes and that includes poring myself glass of fizz and phoning cab. ..
I have looked at profiles of this who say hours and have to ask what the hell are you including in time to get ready !
-Half hour in the bathroom showering, brushing teeth, moisturizing, etc.
-make up half hour
-hair drying and straightening 20 mins
-getting dressed 10min
My hour and a half getting ready
Compare that to Jayne...
An hour in the bathroom, showering hair, nails, shaving bits and pieces... and god knows what else.
half an hour drying hair.
Half an hour arseing around on her phone on bookface, fab and god knows where else.
A half hour hunting out various bits of underwear that should be in the clean pile of washing, but aren't.
Another half hour farting around on her phone.
An hour having a meltdown because she's decided that the three outfits she couldnt chose between aren't good enough and we will have to go shopping for something else!
Half an hour of make-up sex because she feels bad that she was shouting at me about the outfits.
Another shower as she's all sweaty from the sex... about half an hour.
Hair drying (again), 20 mins.
Dressing, make up and faff, half an hour to 45 mins.
I've been ready for at least 2 hours, so I spend time on fab etc, and, just as we are leaving the hotel room, I stop to do up a shoelace and she says I'm making us late!!!
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Only half hour make up sex?! You are slacking Mart!!!!!! |
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"I find this post hysterical. ..takes me 30 to 45 minutes and that includes poring myself glass of fizz and phoning cab. ..
I have looked at profiles of this who say hours and have to ask what the hell are you including in time to get ready !
-Half hour in the bathroom showering, brushing teeth, moisturizing, etc.
-make up half hour
-hair drying and straightening 20 mins
-getting dressed 10min
My hour and a half getting ready
Compare that to Jayne...
An hour in the bathroom, showering hair, nails, shaving bits and pieces... and god knows what else.
half an hour drying hair.
Half an hour arseing around on her phone on bookface, fab and god knows where else.
A half hour hunting out various bits of underwear that should be in the clean pile of washing, but aren't.
Another half hour farting around on her phone.
An hour having a meltdown because she's decided that the three outfits she couldnt chose between aren't good enough and we will have to go shopping for something else!
Half an hour of make-up sex because she feels bad that she was shouting at me about the outfits.
Another shower as she's all sweaty from the sex... about half an hour.
Hair drying (again), 20 mins.
Dressing, make up and faff, half an hour to 45 mins.
I've been ready for at least 2 hours, so I spend time on fab etc, and, just as we are leaving the hotel room, I stop to do up a shoelace and she says I'm making us late!!!
Only half hour make up sex?! You are slacking Mart!!!!!! "
its only a quickie mun, got to go to social! |
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"To get ready for a night out???
I’ve just been talking to a friend who says it will take them 5 hours at a push to get ready for a night out.....
So how long does it take you???
Mine at a push is 1 hour....
However Mr is about 2 hours lol
"
9 hours for me |
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"I find this post hysterical. ..takes me 30 to 45 minutes and that includes poring myself glass of fizz and phoning cab. ..
I have looked at profiles of this who say hours and have to ask what the hell are you including in time to get ready !
-Half hour in the bathroom showering, brushing teeth, moisturizing, etc.
-make up half hour
-hair drying and straightening 20 mins
-getting dressed 10min
My hour and a half getting ready
Compare that to Jayne...
An hour in the bathroom, showering hair, nails, shaving bits and pieces... and god knows what else.
half an hour drying hair.
Half an hour arseing around on her phone on bookface, fab and god knows where else.
A half hour hunting out various bits of underwear that should be in the clean pile of washing, but aren't.
Another half hour farting around on her phone.
An hour having a meltdown because she's decided that the three outfits she couldnt chose between aren't good enough and we will have to go shopping for something else!
Half an hour of make-up sex because she feels bad that she was shouting at me about the outfits.
Another shower as she's all sweaty from the sex... about half an hour.
Hair drying (again), 20 mins.
Dressing, make up and faff, half an hour to 45 mins.
I've been ready for at least 2 hours, so I spend time on fab etc, and, just as we are leaving the hotel room, I stop to do up a shoelace and she says I'm making us late!!!
Only half hour make up sex?! You are slacking Mart!!!!!!
its only a quickie mun, got to go to social! "
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Me laugh lol x |
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