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By *3xymama OP Woman
over a year ago
Uptown Top Ranking |
I got told a new word by my daughter yesterday... imagine the pair of us sat chatting rubbish chit chat and I mentioned something about cutting my toenails. My daughter pipes up that her friend has problems cutting her own toenails. I ask why
The reply was her "GUNT" gets in the way.
What the fuck is a GUNT I ask...
When you're overweight it's where your GUT and CUNT meet in the middle...
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"I got told a new word by my daughter yesterday... imagine the pair of us sat chatting rubbish chit chat and I mentioned something about cutting my toenails. My daughter pipes up that her friend has problems cutting her own toenails. I ask why
The reply was her "GUNT" gets in the way.
What the fuck is a GUNT I ask...
When you're overweight it's where your GUT and CUNT meet in the middle...
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That's a new one lol GUNT lol ... how can I used that in a chat up line ??? Pmsl |
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I remember that from a Viz Profanisaurus back in the 90s. Some unkind coworker then invented his own word chunt referring to the chin instead.
I'm trying to remember some of the others:
Cuntie Boobie - was the mild state of confusion when you don't know which one to play with first.
Treading Water - trying to keep yourself hard between the interesting scenes in the soft porn films channel 5 used to show. |
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