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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What commonly used phrases or words on Fab really bug the fuck out of you??

"Come say hi" is a particular annoyance of mine.... I don't need to be told to come and say hi.... if I wanted to I would have

Yawn.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I dont bite..... much

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I dont bite..... much "

....or "I don't bite.... unless you want me to"

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By *r ilikefunMan  over a year ago

neath

Your to old

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Your to old "

Oh dear....maybe if you read profiles and took note of age ranges it would help you avoid that phrase?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck?" How annoying! Haha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


""Fancy a fuck?" How annoying! Haha x"

So alluring xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hi

.. okay if followed with an interesting message ..... but just 'Hi' really pisses me off!

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By *ax-BangingMan  over a year ago

town

When people call chameleons, charms instead of chams.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Don't message me unless..."

And then lists off like 40 different requirements, just seems too demanding for me and doesn't seem like they would be fun to be around.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

?

Really pisses me off grrrr

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By *thwalescplCouple  over a year ago

brecon

"I know you aren't looking for guys, but..."

FFS, if you read it, and that's what it says, then why are you sending us a message?

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By *antdduWoman  over a year ago

wales

In a sexless marriage !! That really poops me off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In a sexless marriage !! That really poops me off "

Now that one makes you feel real special

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Text speak messages really piss us off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ay how's you grrr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Word Association ad infinitum is another shit gripper!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Fancy a fuck?" How annoying! Haha x

So alluring xx"

Agreed but i'd possibly make an exception for you msP

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Front of the queue

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

single men

we know where to find you ...

yep we are all sat in the pub watching the rugby and waiting for our number to come up on the screen ...

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By *ariadcoupleCouple  over a year ago

Cardiff/Bristol

Looking for older women really pisses me off I’m not old maybe mature though xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Looking for older women really pisses me off I’m not old maybe mature though xx"

Don't worry, I get that off the 20 somethings and I'm only 32!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"You're the top of my list"

"Meet"

"Now"

"Say yes fat cunt"

The list goes on & on & on ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your a nice guy and all but,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"not looking to fuck my way through fab"

cue 567 sex meet veris

"no pic no reply"

- yet no pics on profile / not veried

"looking for Gym fit guys only"

- i probbaly look like jabba the hutt but wont show you that

"vvwe only"

- coz im too lazy to do any pelvic floor on my wizards sleeve

"bbc only"

- because there are no little black dicks?

"fussy"

- have no pics / sterile profile but im right up my own arse

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By *ar-Some CoupleCouple  over a year ago

from somewhere glittery & sparkly

“I’m going to ruin you”. Taking me shopping are you lol

“I’m gonna smash ya backdoor in”. You know where I live then lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Straight" on like 80% of guys profiles on here..

yet more cock in thier mouths than hot dinners

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You must look hot.

Into blindfolds

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By *ssex_tomMan  over a year ago

Chelmsford

[Removed by poster at 05/12/17 19:52:13]

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By *ssex_tomMan  over a year ago

Chelmsford

Safe sex only

Then loads of bareback pics with multiple guys

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By *akenloversCouple  over a year ago

ceredigion


"When people call chameleons, charms instead of chams. "

Guilty of this...... bloody predictive text, but I’ve typed it so much now it recognises it xx

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By *akenloversCouple  over a year ago

ceredigion


""Straight" on like 80% of guys profiles on here..

yet more cock in thier mouths than hot dinners"

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By *ymru man 1Man  over a year ago

No Town west

Haven’t got any!! spare time !

But then again they are always on line lol :-

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Looking for men.

Blocks all men

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By *ssex_tomMan  over a year ago

Chelmsford

Cannot accommodate, cannot travel

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By *ssex_tomMan  over a year ago

Chelmsford

420 friendly WTF ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Haven’t got any!! spare time !

But then again they are always on line lol :-

"

Surely having time to be online is totally different to having spare time to meet?? Xx

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By *ymru man 1Man  over a year ago

No Town west

Yes you’re correct miss p xx I’m having the same trouble atm x

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By *eadchefski1970Man  over a year ago

Milton keynes

Sorry but you're not my type.

But you don't know me.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not looking for single guys & only after their upper age limit,if that limit is younger than me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sorry but you're not my type.

But you don't know me....."

If someone has a type based on age or looks/body type, they wouldn't need to "know you" to know you aren't their type

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By *eral SexMan  over a year ago

Port Talbot


"Hi

.. okay if followed with an interesting message ..... but just 'Hi' really pisses me off!"

This, along with 'How's you'. I've sometimes replied with quite a lot of convo, over several messages, and the replies have never grown beyond a sentence or two. Absence of personality or just busy replying to so many guys that there isn't time to type more than a few words to each before the end of coffee break?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In a sexless marriage !! That really poops me off

Now that one makes you feel real special "

Oh yes..

Sydney university convention XYZ blah blah...

Its a complete pile of shit and worthless c&p fake law

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry but you're not my type.

But you don't know me....."

I can take a look at someone's pic or profile and know instantly whether they definitely arent my type

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So many things that we have given up.

From people who cannot spell simple words

TO people so far up their poop shoot........

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Word Association ad infinitum is another shit gripper!"

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman  over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Funny how a lot of things that men find annoying on women's/couple's profiles are actually their preference of what they are looking for. Looking for a big cock doesn't necessarily mean they have a "wizards sleeve" maybe they lile the stretched feeling!!

I'm also not talking about my personal preference. I know what I like when I see it!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

if i said i only liked fucking tight pussys ....

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman  over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

That's your preference

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"if i said i only liked fucking tight pussys ....

"

Why would anyone have a problem with that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Funny how a lot of things that men find annoying on women's/couple's profiles are actually their preference of what they are looking for. Looking for a big cock doesn't necessarily mean they have a "wizards sleeve" maybe they lile the stretched feeling!!

I'm also not talking about my personal preference. I know what I like when I see it!!

"

It shows pure lack of understanding of the female anatomy Snow

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman  over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Funny how a lot of things that men find annoying on women's/couple's profiles are actually their preference of what they are looking for. Looking for a big cock doesn't necessarily mean they have a "wizards sleeve" maybe they lile the stretched feeling!!

I'm also not talking about my personal preference. I know what I like when I see it!!

It shows pure lack of understanding of the female anatomy Snow "

Very true MissP saw a post on the book if face the other 1sy about a guy saying he wouldn't shag a fat bird there was nothing worse than a huge baggy fanny. As far as I was aware the size you are outside has nothing to do with inside. Pelvis size has a lot to do with it but not all day women have big pelvis'. As you say lack of understanding!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

a baggy cunt is a baggy cunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"a baggy cunt is a baggy cunt "

I've had 3 kids and low and behold....my cunt shrunk back after each one!! I love being a woman

Our bodies are fucking brilliant xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I cant stand the "oh why didnt You reply am I SO bad etc"

Umm no.. I didnt reply so you clearly arent for me that doesnt make you awful or bad etc (get a self esteem crash course.. Not all women will fall at your feet much less engage with you) in other words grow up..

Sending me a needy message wil just get you blocked.

The FAQ'S are clear No reply means not interested. If i havent replied Im not going to waste my time because you pestered and whined

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman  over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"a baggy cunt is a baggy cunt

I've had 3 kids and low and behold....my cunt shrunk back after each one!! I love being a woman

Our bodies are fucking brilliant xx"

Funny that MissP. The wonders of the female anatomy.

And some wonder why they struggle to get the circled tick

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By *r ilikefunMan  over a year ago

neath

Don't do married men

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't do married men "

I can't comment I don't do married men either

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"a baggy cunt is a baggy cunt

I've had 3 kids and low and behold....my cunt shrunk back after each one!! I love being a woman

Our bodies are fucking brilliant xx

Funny that MissP. The wonders of the female anatomy.

And some wonder why they struggle to get the circled tick "

Quite

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"My partner is inexperienced and needs to meet"

Ffs are they real

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By *uckOfTheBayMan  over a year ago

Mold


"a baggy cunt is a baggy cunt

I've had 3 kids and low and behold....my cunt shrunk back after each one!! I love being a woman

Our bodies are fucking brilliant xx

Funny that MissP. The wonders of the female anatomy.

And some wonder why they struggle to get the circled tick "

Are those the photos where you get a sharpie and write on their arse?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"a baggy cunt is a baggy cunt

I've had 3 kids and low and behold....my cunt shrunk back after each one!! I love being a woman

Our bodies are fucking brilliant xx

Funny that MissP. The wonders of the female anatomy.

And some wonder why they struggle to get the circled tick

Are those the photos where you get a sharpie and write on their arse? "

you might need spray paint

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"a baggy cunt is a baggy cunt

I've had 3 kids and low and behold....my cunt shrunk back after each one!! I love being a woman

Our bodies are fucking brilliant xx

Funny that MissP. The wonders of the female anatomy.

And some wonder why they struggle to get the circled tick

Are those the photos where you get a sharpie and write on their arse? "

Pahahaha

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By *atty_loves_curvesMan  over a year ago

South Wales

"I'll be there now" as they walk in the opposite direction, quite often in a shop.

Think its a local thing/saying.

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By *wjadMan  over a year ago

Port talbot

Hey looking for you to fuck my wife/gf while I watch yet has no pics of her on profile or on request, he's the only one who chats the to people. You go round and she's not there so he says I'll suck you off til she comes back from where ever she's nipped off too.

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By *wjadMan  over a year ago

Port talbot


""not looking to fuck my way through fab"

cue 567 sex meet veris

"no pic no reply"

- yet no pics on profile / not veried

"looking for Gym fit guys only"

- i probbaly look like jabba the hutt but wont show you that

"vvwe only"

- coz im too lazy to do any pelvic floor on my wizards sleeve

"bbc only"

- because there are no little black dicks?

"fussy"

- have no pics / sterile profile but im right up my own arse

"

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By *wjadMan  over a year ago

Port talbot

I don't meet bi guys when half their FWB are bi

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By *handi83Man  over a year ago

Right here

‘Well what Can I say....’

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Babe im good with my Tounge. What the fuck is a tounge.

I love mature women. Umm. My gran is a mature woman, want me to hook you up?

Fuck now? Fuck off!

And my all time worst favourite. After telling a chap I wouldn’t be interested as I’m 4 inches taller.. ohhh all the same laying down.. shall I lay in the fuckin porch waiting for you to arrive and slither to the bedroom/livingroom/bathroom/anyotherfuckinvenue like a plus size fuckin python so I don’t have to stand next to you and tower over you? Duw duw

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Babe im good with my Tounge. What the fuck is a tounge.

I love mature women. Umm. My gran is a mature woman, want me to hook you up?

Fuck now? Fuck off!

And my all time worst favourite. After telling a chap I wouldn’t be interested as I’m 4 inches taller.. ohhh all the same laying down.. shall I lay in the fuckin porch waiting for you to arrive and slither to the bedroom/livingroom/bathroom/anyotherfuckinvenue like a plus size fuckin python so I don’t have to stand next to you and tower over you? Duw duw "

That made my night

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Thing is we aren't all the same laying down!!

Never understood that phrase.

If you're a short cunt standing up, you're a short cunt laying down

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

if anything my little chap gets bigger when he stands up ????

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By *wjadMan  over a year ago

Port talbot


"Babe im good with my Tounge. What the fuck is a tounge.

I love mature women. Umm. My gran is a mature woman, want me to hook you up?

Fuck now? Fuck off!

And my all time worst favourite. After telling a chap I wouldn’t be interested as I’m 4 inches taller.. ohhh all the same laying down.. shall I lay in the fuckin porch waiting for you to arrive and slither to the bedroom/livingroom/bathroom/anyotherfuckinvenue like a plus size fuckin python so I don’t have to stand next to you and tower over you? Duw duw

That made my night "

I don't think you'd mind the height if he was hung like a horse

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By *r ilikefunMan  over a year ago

neath

Won't meet married men unless W/E

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Babe im good with my Tounge. What the fuck is a tounge.

I love mature women. Umm. My gran is a mature woman, want me to hook you up?

Fuck now? Fuck off!

And my all time worst favourite. After telling a chap I wouldn’t be interested as I’m 4 inches taller.. ohhh all the same laying down.. shall I lay in the fuckin porch waiting for you to arrive and slither to the bedroom/livingroom/bathroom/anyotherfuckinvenue like a plus size fuckin python so I don’t have to stand next to you and tower over you? Duw duw

That made my night

I don't think you'd mind the height if he was hung like a horse

"

Ohh. Know me do you? I can assure you. Even if he had a cock that reaches all the way down his (3 inch) legs, I wouldn’t bother

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Thing is we aren't all the same laying down!!

Never understood that phrase.

If you're a short cunt standing up, you're a short cunt laying down "

Makes me bastid fuming. Especially when they continue to try and persuade me to fuck midgets.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

And my all time worst favourite. After telling a chap I wouldn’t be interested as I’m 4 inches taller.. ohhh all the same laying down.. shall I lay in the fuckin porch waiting for you to arrive and slither to the bedroom/livingroom/bathroom/anyotherfuckinvenue like a plus size fuckin python so I don’t have to stand next to you and tower over you? Duw duw "

You should have given him directions, he’d never find you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wat up lwking 4 babes?

Text speak - x

No imagination - x

And no sense of humour when I reply Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

And my all time worst favourite. After telling a chap I wouldn’t be interested as I’m 4 inches taller.. ohhh all the same laying down.. shall I lay in the fuckin porch waiting for you to arrive and slither to the bedroom/livingroom/bathroom/anyotherfuckinvenue like a plus size fuckin python so I don’t have to stand next to you and tower over you? Duw duw

You should have given him directions, he’d never find you "

I’m marvellous with directions.. it’s you who needs satnav!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

And my all time worst favourite. After telling a chap I wouldn’t be interested as I’m 4 inches taller.. ohhh all the same laying down.. shall I lay in the fuckin porch waiting for you to arrive and slither to the bedroom/livingroom/bathroom/anyotherfuckinvenue like a plus size fuckin python so I don’t have to stand next to you and tower over you? Duw duw

You should have given him directions, he’d never find you

I’m marvellous with directions.. it’s you who needs satnav!"

I got twat nav these days

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“I’m a straight male”

Has lots of male meets & constantly messaging to suck my cock! Lol

Just be honest dude!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

And my all time worst favourite. After telling a chap I wouldn’t be interested as I’m 4 inches taller.. ohhh all the same laying down.. shall I lay in the fuckin porch waiting for you to arrive and slither to the bedroom/livingroom/bathroom/anyotherfuckinvenue like a plus size fuckin python so I don’t have to stand next to you and tower over you? Duw duw

You should have given him directions, he’d never find you

I’m marvellous with directions.. it’s you who needs satnav!

I got twat nav these days "

So I see

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

And my all time worst favourite. After telling a chap I wouldn’t be interested as I’m 4 inches taller.. ohhh all the same laying down.. shall I lay in the fuckin porch waiting for you to arrive and slither to the bedroom/livingroom/bathroom/anyotherfuckinvenue like a plus size fuckin python so I don’t have to stand next to you and tower over you? Duw duw

You should have given him directions, he’d never find you

I’m marvellous with directions.. it’s you who needs satnav!

I got twat nav these days

So I see "

PP in 6' (- 8") wanna give me a go

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What commonly used phrases or words on Fab really bug the fuck out of you??

"Come say hi" is a particular annoyance of mine.... I don't need to be told to come and say hi.... if I wanted to I would have

Yawn.

"

Scarlets Scarlets Scarlets Scarlets

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By *rsbrooksandjohnCouple  over a year ago

Swansea

Already been mentioned but

"We don t bite unless asked"

Meaning they do bite

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When people call chameleons, charms instead of chams. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

party? what party?

The one you feckin asked to come to 2 weeks ago and we said yes and the same one i gave directions for! you fuckwits.

This pisses us off big time.

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By *heHookyMonsterMan  over a year ago

Coventry


"single men

we know where to find you ...

yep we are all sat in the pub watching the rugby and waiting for our number to come up on the screen ... "

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By *heHookyMonsterMan  over a year ago

Coventry


"Babe im good with my Tounge. What the fuck is a tounge.

I love mature women. Umm. My gran is a mature woman, want me to hook you up?

Fuck now? Fuck off!

And my all time worst favourite. After telling a chap I wouldn’t be interested as I’m 4 inches taller.. ohhh all the same laying down.. shall I lay in the fuckin porch waiting for you to arrive and slither to the bedroom/livingroom/bathroom/anyotherfuckinvenue like a plus size fuckin python so I don’t have to stand next to you and tower over you? Duw duw

That made my night "

Mine too - and i'm fairly short! Well funny! Would never message a girl/woman who expresses a preference for men taller than them. Not only a waste of time, but really needy and lacks personal confidence. Be nice, be genuine and be classy - it works!

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By *heHookyMonsterMan  over a year ago

Coventry

Mine is ".......till next time!" Till next time what exactly?????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"we need to fuck" and it's variants seem to me to be the fab version of a wolf whistle. Had that email 2hrs ago.

Mate, I'd rather ?? in my hands and clap than fuck you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Babe im good with my Tounge. What the fuck is a tounge.

I love mature women. Umm. My gran is a mature woman, want me to hook you up?

Fuck now? Fuck off!

And my all time worst favourite. After telling a chap I wouldn’t be interested as I’m 4 inches taller.. ohhh all the same laying down.. shall I lay in the fuckin porch waiting for you to arrive and slither to the bedroom/livingroom/bathroom/anyotherfuckinvenue like a plus size fuckin python so I don’t have to stand next to you and tower over you? Duw duw "

This! Oh this is perfect! ??

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By *heHookyMonsterMan  over a year ago

Coventry


""we need to fuck" and it's variants seem to me to be the fab version of a wolf whistle. Had that email 2hrs ago.

Mate, I'd rather ?? in my hands and clap than fuck you "

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By *egs11ABCWoman  over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Haven’t got any!! spare time !

But then again they are always on line lol :-

Surely having time to be online is totally different to having spare time to meet?? Xx

"

Was just thinking that. I'm online now but im working x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

horny to

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Prove you have read my profile by typing in a certain word and basically everything that iv asked and demanded from you to put in the main headline. What gives them the power and who do these people think they are like seriously

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Fancy a fuck?" How annoying! Haha x"

No, that phrase would be MORE than welcome (if received from a lady). Lol

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By *rsbrooksandjohnCouple  over a year ago

Swansea


"Prove you have read my profile by typing in a certain word and basically everything that iv asked and demanded from you to put in the main headline. What gives them the power and who do these people think they are like seriously "

Sorry have to disagree on this one as it just shows you ve read the profile not just looked at the pictures

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Annoyed by every correspondence being signed off with "x"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Prove you have read my profile by typing in a certain word and basically everything that iv asked and demanded from you to put in the main headline. What gives them the power and who do these people think they are like seriously

Sorry have to disagree on this one as it just shows you ve read the profile not just looked at the pictures "

Another block huh lol?? But for me to even make this comment proves that people including i, do read profiles and not just pictures.

Bitter!!! Truth hurts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

who's coming. In reference to parties

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

After politely declining (I’m always polite me ) why won’t you meet, give me a chance, you won’t regret it.

Aww yawn off huns.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Body description - fabulous??? Wtf???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Body description - fabulous??? Wtf???"

Sorry.. they didn’t have fat as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Write into fabswingers to complain.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Write into fabswingers to complain. "

I don’t have a problem with it tbf. I state in my profile I’m a chunk. If you find it a problem, maybe you should write in and complain.

Good luck you not very handsome devil

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By *orn KinkyTV/TS  over a year ago

cardiff

“Treat her / them with respect.”

Oh right, thanks her / their dad.

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By *ax FilthMan  over a year ago

cardiff

There is little doubt that this place is a magnet for people with developmental difficulties. If the fab using population were assessed for the strength of attributes such as IQ, and other similar measures, the average fab user would be found to be well below the global average. Sorry, but this is inescapable fact.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nobody's really here to take maths tests!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is little doubt that this place is a magnet for people with developmental difficulties. If the fab using population were assessed for the strength of attributes such as IQ, and other similar measures, the average fab user would be found to be well below the global average. Sorry, but this is inescapable fact. "

You can add sociopaths to that list

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Nobody's really here to take maths tests!!!!"

Some individuals on here would use anything as an opportunity to put others down and make themselves feel superior

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By *nighthood75Man  over a year ago

Rhondda

“A tight hole to fuck”

As if thats gonna get a response!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Give them the respect they deserve. Shouldn't this be a given anyway

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By *heHookyMonsterMan  over a year ago

Coventry

"Up most respect". It's 'utmost'!!!!! Jeez! Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Where too are you???

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By *ac711Man  over a year ago

south Wales

[Removed by poster at 28/01/18 23:34:13]

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By *eral SexMan  over a year ago

Port Talbot

'Lovely lady, don't mess her around'. Sanctimonious dicks.

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By *exy Under BearCouple  over a year ago

Cwmbran


"When people call chameleons, charms instead of chams. "

I have loads ask me "What is Chans?" I normally reply with "it's a Chinese in cwmbran"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Awesome....a volcano erupting,a tsunami,a thunderstorm.they are awesome,,,,,but a pair of tits? Seriously?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can't stand when only one of us is addressed. Like "I'm so jelous mate your misses is banging" or " hey miss wanna come meet me now for a fuck" really grips my shit! Xxmiss

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“Put pasta (or some other bollox) in your message so I know you have read this”

Arrggggg

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“Put pasta (or some other bollox) in your message so I know you have read this”

Arrggggg

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When men put status such as ‘balls need draining, message me’

I always wonder what their success rate is.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When men put status such as ‘balls need draining, message me’

I always wonder what their success rate is. "

You're not flattered by that one then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When men put status such as ‘balls need draining, message me’

I always wonder what their success rate is. "

So alluring

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can't stand when only one of us is addressed. Like "I'm so jelous mate your misses is banging" or " hey miss wanna come meet me now for a fuck" really grips my shit! Xxmiss "

Well there's a lot more guys on here that want to shag you than what there are women that want your husband so......you know............it's to be expected.

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