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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So I went down my local ice-cream shop and said: ’I want to buy an ice-cream.’ He said: ’Hundreds and thousands?’ I said: ’We’ll start with the one.’
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I usually get the stupidity laugh with this one, so technically it works..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don’t go down the route someone did with me this morning by asking if I was fertile because he wanted to breed me... that did not work...  "
He must be doing the rounds, also had this lovely question this morning  |
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"Don’t go down the route someone did with me this morning by asking if I was fertile because he wanted to breed me... that did not work...
He must be doing the rounds, also had this lovely question this morning "
Lovely... I mean seriously what are some people thinking? |
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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago
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"Don’t go down the route someone did with me this morning by asking if I was fertile because he wanted to breed me... that did not work...
He must be doing the rounds, also had this lovely question this morning
Lovely... I mean seriously what are some people thinking?"
He obviously forgot his manners by not saying please....
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"Don’t go down the route someone did with me this morning by asking if I was fertile because he wanted to breed me... that did not work...
He must be doing the rounds, also had this lovely question this morning
Lovely... I mean seriously what are some people thinking?
He obviously forgot his manners by not saying please....
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I’m too new to this, I engaged in polite no thank you conversation and then got accused of being a tease for saying a straight no |
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Beckon her over with your little finger and if she walks over whisper in her ear
"If I can make you cum with one finger just imagine what pleasures lie ahead if you come home with me tonight"
"What drink would you like" |
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