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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sir David A... and I'm unapologetic. I frikin love him!! His voice would make my body quiver, never mind anything else  
(Sir David A is my pet name... obviously Sir David Attenborough ) "
Oh yes...that voice....oh to be in a Clive and David sandwich  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Alex Pollizi - The Hotel Inspector.
Louis Theroux - I imagine him to be a sex God.
Professor Brian Cox - fuck me all shapes Bri"
God I can't believe I forgot Bri!! The full package if ever there was one!
Not sure about Louis though, will have to take another look...  |
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"Helia Ebrahimi, the long haired, sultry and beautiful economics reporters on Channel 4 news. 
Not embarrassing though...dig deeper "
Fair enough. The dental nurse at my dentists clinic has lots of vibrant tattoos, apologises for not having showered as she has 'nights out' and lives on a few hours sleep, she smokes quite a lot and has a very husky voice. Once I saw her spitting in the street after a fag break. Both me and my dentist think she is the hottest fucking person we have ever seen, and have fessed up our passion for her (he's an old friend) She has bleached hair and doesn't give a fuck for anybody, and nearly got sacked for calling the receptionist a cunt. I think I may love her. Xxx |
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"Helia Ebrahimi, the long haired, sultry and beautiful economics reporters on Channel 4 news.
Not embarrassing though...dig deeper
Fair enough. The dental nurse at my dentists clinic has lots of vibrant tattoos, apologises for not having showered as she has 'nights out' and lives on a few hours sleep, she smokes quite a lot and has a very husky voice. Once I saw her spitting in the street after a fag break. Both me and my dentist think she is the hottest fucking person we have ever seen, and have fessed up our passion for her (he's an old friend) She has bleached hair and doesn't give a fuck for anybody, and nearly got sacked for calling the receptionist a cunt. I think I may love her. Xxx"
Ok that's deep enough  Spitting on the street is mingling though, no-one can get away with that, just nasty  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jessie from Little Mix!
I reckon she would be filth
Never be embarrassed, she's the best one  "
she really is!! She is the most energetic dancer. I've seen them a few times (only on acount of the kiss mind.) |
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"Don't know what it is about the silver fox but not even ashamed to say phillip schofield.
He has a great sense of humour and is still young at heart
Mrs "
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"Don't know what it is about the silver fox but not even ashamed to say phillip schofield.
He has a great sense of humour and is still young at heart
Mrs "
Mrs F you've pinched my holiday perve mmmm, I just think of the many ways to lead him astray
I guess my next & previously very controversial choice would be Jeremy Kyle, even got blocked by a few people for admitting this on a previous thread. |
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"Benaz Akhar, the weather woman on the Welsh news, pure filth she is! 
Oh yeah what a set of nuts on Benaz, often had a little hand job watching her on pause lol"
I see your Benaz Akhar but I still raise you Helia Ebrahimi the C4 news economist. Hot as get-out and twice as fuckable. |
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"Helia Ebrahimi, the long haired, sultry and beautiful economics reporters on Channel 4 news.
Not embarrassing though...dig deeper
Fair enough. The dental nurse at my dentists clinic has lots of vibrant tattoos, apologises for not having showered as she has 'nights out' and lives on a few hours sleep, she smokes quite a lot and has a very husky voice. Once I saw her spitting in the street after a fag break. Both me and my dentist think she is the hottest fucking person we have ever seen, and have fessed up our passion for her (he's an old friend) She has bleached hair and doesn't give a fuck for anybody, and nearly got sacked for calling the receptionist a cunt. I think I may love her. Xxx
Ok that's deep enough Spitting on the street is mingling though, no-one can get away with that, just nasty "
She was sooo nasty but, and its such a cliché I know, that's what made her so hot. Minging manners can be such a turn on sometimes. I've no idea why. Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Helia Ebrahimi, the long haired, sultry and beautiful economics reporters on Channel 4 news.
Not embarrassing though...dig deeper
Fair enough. The dental nurse at my dentists clinic has lots of vibrant tattoos, apologises for not having showered as she has 'nights out' and lives on a few hours sleep, she smokes quite a lot and has a very husky voice. Once I saw her spitting in the street after a fag break. Both me and my dentist think she is the hottest fucking person we have ever seen, and have fessed up our passion for her (he's an old friend) She has bleached hair and doesn't give a fuck for anybody, and nearly got sacked for calling the receptionist a cunt. I think I may love her. Xxx
Ok that's deep enough Spitting on the street is mingling though, no-one can get away with that, just nasty
She was sooo nasty but, and its such a cliché I know, that's what made her so hot. Minging manners can be such a turn on sometimes. I've no idea why. Xxx"
Where do you draw the line though? Eating bogies at the dinner table? Scratching your arse and sniffing your fingers when you're out with your mates in the pub? Making your nan a cuppa and wanking in it?? Slippery slope... lol |
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This is a very good point: how much is two much. I suppose if one used a mother-of-pearl arse scratcher, and ate the bogies with the proper cutlery not much could be said. Wanking into Nan's tea would probably her best china, and a polite ripple of applause as one came into the teapot. I suppose I'm saying that its better to have fine manners than good manners Ha ha ! Xxx |
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"I'm creased reading these.. slip out of your hands like an orange pip I'm buckled.
Mine is quite boring I suppose. Eddie Hall "
Just had to google him...wouldn't know whether to shag him or climb him, he's massive! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"This is a very good point: how much is two much. I suppose if one used a mother-of-pearl arse scratcher, and ate the bogies with the proper cutlery not much could be said. Wanking into Nan's tea would probably her best china, and a polite ripple of applause as one came into the teapot. I suppose I'm saying that its better to have fine manners than good manners Ha ha ! Xxx "
Or even posher, get the butler to wank into the teapot |
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"I'm creased reading these.. slip out of your hands like an orange pip I'm buckled.
Mine is quite boring I suppose. Eddie Hall
Just had to google him...wouldn't know whether to shag him or climb him, he's massive! "
I know I'm up for climbing all over him though |
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"This is a very good point: how much is two much. I suppose if one used a mother-of-pearl arse scratcher, and ate the bogies with the proper cutlery not much could be said. Wanking into Nan's tea would probably her best china, and a polite ripple of applause as one came into the teapot. I suppose I'm saying that its better to have fine manners than good manners Ha ha ! Xxx
Or even posher, get the butler to wank into the teapot "
ha ha ha ! |
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"I'm creased reading these.. slip out of your hands like an orange pip I'm buckled.
Mine is quite boring I suppose. Eddie Hall
Just had to google him...wouldn't know whether to shag him or climb him, he's massive!
I know I'm up for climbing all over him though "
Well if you need a Sherpa just give me a shout |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Rebecca Moore. Ex news of the world editor Involved in the phone hacking scandal a few years back.
Find her a massive turn on. Especially the curly red hair. |
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"I'm creased reading these.. slip out of your hands like an orange pip I'm buckled.
Mine is quite boring I suppose. Eddie Hall
soz, who'se Eddie Hall?..this thread has made me giggle"
World's Strongest man I think |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh dear lol...
Oliver Reed
Rik Mayall (both RIP)
Harry Styles "
Harry Styles must be hoping he doesn't end up like your other 2 crushes....three's a charm and all that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Im not sure if this is embarrassing but Emily Maitlis from newsnight makes me harder than a charity shop rubiks cube"
She's beautiful! And intelligent....irresistible combination |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im not sure if this is embarrassing but Emily Maitlis from newsnight makes me harder than a charity shop rubiks cube
She's beautiful! And intelligent....irresistible combination "
Yep right up my street |
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By *ingKyMan
over a year ago
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"Carol Kirkwood, who would have thought the weather could be that fun
Haha, I've got exactly the same crush, she always brightens my mornings!"
Excuse me Carol... could you ask your boobs to stop looking at my eyes, thank you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Carol Kirkwood, who would have thought the weather could be that fun "
Carol Kirkwood is one of the sexiest people ever, looks like she could ruin a rugby team and not blink twice #whatawoman |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Alex Pollizi - The Hotel Inspector.
Louis Theroux - I imagine him to be a sex God.
Professor Brian Cox - fuck me all shapes Bri"
Alex Pollizi...... fuck me boots on and tits always hanging out ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Alex Pollizi - The Hotel Inspector.
Louis Theroux - I imagine him to be a sex God.
Professor Brian Cox - fuck me all shapes Bri"
what about buck the trumpet player? now he is stonkin |
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Ok, here's another one for you.
The girl in the Halifax advert where top cat is trying to raise the money for a new house/trash can.
Bet you never thought you'd read that sentence on this site lol. |
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"Ok, here's another one for you.
The girl in the Halifax advert where top cat is trying to raise the money for a new house/trash can.
Bet you never thought you'd read that sentence on this site lol."
Just seen that advert. She is fit  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Alex Pollizi - The Hotel Inspector.
Louis Theroux - I imagine him to be a sex God.
Professor Brian Cox - fuck me all shapes Bri
what about buck the trumpet player? now he is stonkin"
very true Buck xx |
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"Victoria Coren Mitchell ....
Does she count as 'embarasing ? I dont really think so - great rack, funny and naughty with the posh totty angle...."
Defiantly! But as I mentioned her above I get to ask her out first if she's single again lol.  |
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"Victoria Coren Mitchell ....
Does she count as 'embarasing ? I dont really think so - great rack, funny and naughty with the posh totty angle....
Defiantly! But as I mentioned her above I get to ask her out first if she's single again lol. "
Why wait until she's single?
She could be a cuck queen for all you know   |
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"Victoria Coren Mitchell ....
Does she count as 'embarasing ? I dont really think so - great rack, funny and naughty with the posh totty angle....
Defiantly! But as I mentioned her above I get to ask her out first if she's single again lol.
Why wait until she's single?
She could be a cuck queen for all you know "
Holy mosses, now there's a thought! |
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