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over a year ago
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"Has a heartbeat
Can breathe
Is not brain dead
Alive
Good sense of humour
Oh the trials and tribulations of a single male in the world of Fab ; ) hahahaha "
There's always one who has to mention "has a heartbeat"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has a heartbeat
Can breathe
Is not brain dead
Alive
Good sense of humour
Oh the trials and tribulations of a single male in the world of Fab ; ) hahahaha There's always one who has to mention "has a heartbeat" "
What a fussy bastard  |
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"Good conversation skills are an absolute must
Sense of humour
Must be a "boob" man
Share same interests
Kissing skills are essential  "
I'm entirely made of soft tissue, dome shaped, and have a policeman's helmet. Do I count as a boob man ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good conversation skills are an absolute must
Sense of humour
Must be a "boob" man
Share same interests
Kissing skills are essential
I'm entirely made of soft tissue, dome shaped, and have a policeman's helmet. Do I count as a boob man ? "
Are you taking the piss ? |
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By *handi83Man
over a year ago
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"Has a heartbeat
Can breathe
Is not brain dead
Alive
Good sense of humour
Oh the trials and tribulations of a single male in the world of Fab ; ) hahahaha There's always one who has to mention "has a heartbeat"
What a fussy bastard "
What can I say I have very high standards  |
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"Good conversation skills are an absolute must
Sense of humour
Must be a "boob" man
Share same interests
Kissing skills are essential
I'm entirely made of soft tissue, dome shaped, and have a policeman's helmet. Do I count as a boob man ? Are you taking the piss ? "
Well to be honest I don't actually look like a boob, but hoped to amuse. I am a boob man though, in real life. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good conversation skills are an absolute must
Sense of humour
Must be a "boob" man
Share same interests
Kissing skills are essential
I'm entirely made of soft tissue, dome shaped, and have a policeman's helmet. Do I count as a boob man ? Are you taking the piss ?
Well to be honest I don't actually look like a boob, but hoped to amuse. I am a boob man though, in real life."
have boobs? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Height - 6ft and over.
Age - 30-40.
Cock - 8 inchs and over.
Build - I like a guy with meat on his bones.
And lastly once you've fully satisfied me fuck off home so I can have my bed all to myself |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"None... I'm not looking for a swinging partner. I'm a lone wolf in this crazy world of fab and swinging it just easier for me this way. "
I think it's the best way to be!  |
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"Good conversation skills are an absolute must
Sense of humour
Must be a "boob" man
Share same interests
Kissing skills are essential
I'm entirely made of soft tissue, dome shaped, and have a policeman's helmet. Do I count as a boob man ? Are you taking the piss ?
Well to be honest I don't actually look like a boob, but hoped to amuse. I am a boob man though, in real life. have boobs? Lol "
I do have a pair of boobs, but I keep them in a box in the garage. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1)they don't have a cock or balls
2) they own a brewery
3) they have an open minded twin
4) they enjoy a 6'4, 41 year old greying men
5) They can only count to 4 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Height - 6ft and over.
Age - 30-40.
Cock - 8 inchs and over.
Build - I like a guy with meat on his bones.
And lastly once you've fully satisfied me fuck off home so I can have my bed all to myself "
Perfect  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"None... I'm not looking for a swinging partner. I'm a lone wolf in this crazy world of fab and swinging it just easier for me this way. "
This.... I agree with totally |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sense of humour.
Confidence.
Unpretentious.
Intelligent.
Not inebriated by the exuberance of her verbosity while being gifted with an egotistical imagination. |
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"Sense of humour.
Confidence.
Unpretentious.
Intelligent.
Not inebriated by the exuberance of her verbosity while being gifted with an egotistical imagination."
this is the exact sort of comment which makes me laugh and realize that you don't take yourself seriously |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sense of humour.
Confidence.
Unpretentious.
Intelligent.
Not inebriated by the exuberance of her verbosity while being gifted with an egotistical imagination. this is the exact sort of comment which makes me laugh and realize that you don't take yourself seriously "
..thank you. Life really is too short ...I know that better than most. |
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"Egomaniac
Clinomaniac
Parousiamaniac
Pyromaniac
Nymphomaniac....
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Pyromaniac? Would you really want that in a swinging partner? Don't get me wrong I'm as keen on starting fires as the next man, but I think it would be distracting constantly sniffing for smoke and hiding the matches. |
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1) has to have gorgeous kind eyes.
2) Have to be amazing kisser
3) have to have a sense of humour and as warped as mine
4) be very respectful
5) be able to get on with that person as if we have been friends for a long time.
Luckily my fuckbuddy has all those qualities and more
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