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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

....people with any morals or self respect.

Sex should be between two people who love each other, apparently.

Ah well....that's me told again.... by someone I politely turned down

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If that were the case why is this person on here? To exorcise the demons or what?

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By *izardsMan  over a year ago

meadows

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By *izardsMan  over a year ago

meadows

This isn't the site to turn people down either... lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This isn't the site to turn people down either... lol "

Sorry my mistake

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If that were the case why is this person on here? To exorcise the demons or what?"

Just temporarilly out of curiosity, apparently

Verified mind

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By *izardsMan  over a year ago

meadows

You know for next time mrsp

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By *uttytrukerMan  over a year ago

newport

i thought this site was for people who like to enjoy sex with who they fancy and you marry the person you love

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By *eral SexMan  over a year ago

Port Talbot

I'm not sure it works that way any more, that you fall in love with someone and then, when you're sure you're in love, you can have sex.

Surely today sex is part and parcel of falling in love. If you have sex with someone and its totally awful then it's pretty hard to fall in love with them (in my shallow opinion).

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wouldn't worry about it OP. Clearly just disgruntled because he got told no and that you weren't interested. Apparently we are not allowed to do that

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did he say anything about cake? Is the sharing of cake ok?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not sure it works that way any more, that you fall in love with someone and then, when you're sure you're in love, you can have sex.

Surely today sex is part and parcel of falling in love. If you have sex with someone and its totally awful then it's pretty hard to fall in love with them (in my shallow opinion). "

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman  over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Did he say anything about cake? Is the sharing of cake ok?"

Hahaha don't be silly Peachy you don't share cake. What ever were you thinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did he say anything about cake? Is the sharing of cake ok?

Hahaha don't be silly Peachy you don't share cake. What ever were you thinking "

Are you in love with the cake Peach??

If so then I would imagine it is morally acceptable

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not sure it works that way any more, that you fall in love with someone and then, when you're sure you're in love, you can have sex.

Surely today sex is part and parcel of falling in love. If you have sex with someone and its totally awful then it's pretty I ahard to fall in love with them (in my shallow opinion). "

I agree

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By *eral SexMan  over a year ago

Port Talbot


"Did he say anything about cake? Is the sharing of cake ok?

Hahaha don't be silly Peachy you don't share cake. What ever were you thinking "

Ha ha ha ! Surely you can only share cake when two people love each other and have been married for some years.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman  over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Did he say anything about cake? Is the sharing of cake ok?

Hahaha don't be silly Peachy you don't share cake. What ever were you thinking

Ha ha ha ! Surely you can only share cake when two people love each other and have been married for some years."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck that I don't share cake, I'm happy to let someone watch me eat cake or even let someone give me cake, but sharing come on now that's pushing it, that's plainly immoral

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By *3xymamaWoman  over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking


"Fuck that I don't share cake, I'm happy to let someone watch me eat cake or even let someone give me cake, but sharing come on now that's pushing it, that's plainly immoral "

I don't like sharing cake either Peachy....especially chocolate cake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck that I don't share cake, I'm happy to let someone watch me eat cake or even let someone give me cake, but sharing come on now that's pushing it, that's plainly immoral

I don't like sharing cake either Peachy....especially chocolate cake "

All this filthy talk of cake sharing is making me feel faint Mama, far too shocking on a Sunday

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By *izardsMan  over a year ago

meadows

I like to have me cake and eat it.. could be why I'm here

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By *eral SexMan  over a year ago

Port Talbot


"Fuck that I don't share cake, I'm happy to let someone watch me eat cake or even let someone give me cake, but sharing come on now that's pushing it, that's plainly immoral

I don't like sharing cake either Peachy....especially chocolate cake

All this filthy talk of cake sharing is making me feel faint Mama, far too shocking on a Sunday "

There are different sites for people who do cake. The expensive ones have socials with Belgian patisserie floating in the air between the guests, while the rough and ready sites have outdoor parties in deserted car parks whee people roll in black forest gateaux...

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By *3xymamaWoman  over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking


"Fuck that I don't share cake, I'm happy to let someone watch me eat cake or even let someone give me cake, but sharing come on now that's pushing it, that's plainly immoral

I don't like sharing cake either Peachy....especially chocolate cake

All this filthy talk of cake sharing is making me feel faint Mama, far too shocking on a Sunday

There are different sites for people who do cake. The expensive ones have socials with Belgian patisserie floating in the air between the guests, while the rough and ready sites have outdoor parties in deserted car parks whee people roll in black forest gateaux..."

I don't want to roll in cake... just eating it

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By *ax-BangingMan  over a year ago

town

If I tell you I love you missp,will you suck my Willy please

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If I tell you I love you missp,will you suck my Willy please "

If you bring cake I'll think about it

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By *ax-BangingMan  over a year ago

town


"If I tell you I love you missp,will you suck my Willy please

If you bring cake I'll think about it "

I'll bake one lol

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By *eral SexMan  over a year ago

Port Talbot


"Fuck that I don't share cake, I'm happy to let someone watch me eat cake or even let someone give me cake, but sharing come on now that's pushing it, that's plainly immoral

I don't like sharing cake either Peachy....especially chocolate cake

All this filthy talk of cake sharing is making me feel faint Mama, far too shocking on a Sunday

There are different sites for people who do cake. The expensive ones have socials with Belgian patisserie floating in the air between the guests, while the rough and ready sites have outdoor parties in deserted car parks whee people roll in black forest gateaux...

I don't want to roll in cake... just eating it "

I believe this also happens....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck that I don't share cake, I'm happy to let someone watch me eat cake or even let someone give me cake, but sharing come on now that's pushing it, that's plainly immoral

I don't like sharing cake either Peachy....especially chocolate cake

All this filthy talk of cake sharing is making me feel faint Mama, far too shocking on a Sunday

There are different sites for people who do cake. The expensive ones have socials with Belgian patisserie floating in the air between the guests, while the rough and ready sites have outdoor parties in deserted car parks whee people roll in black forest gateaux..."

That's pure filth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I tell you I love you missp,will you suck my Willy please

If you bring cake I'll think about it

I'll bake one lol"

You're missing a trick here Max.

Simply push your willy through a Victoria Sponge and Missp will be down on it like a dog on a bowl of hot mince.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I tell you I love you missp,will you suck my Willy please

If you bring cake I'll think about it "

P, I offered to bake you cake ages ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This isn't a site for..............people with IQs higher then their age?

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By *3xymamaWoman  over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking


"Fuck that I don't share cake, I'm happy to let someone watch me eat cake or even let someone give me cake, but sharing come on now that's pushing it, that's plainly immoral

I don't like sharing cake either Peachy....especially chocolate cake

All this filthy talk of cake sharing is making me feel faint Mama, far too shocking on a Sunday

There are different sites for people who do cake. The expensive ones have socials with Belgian patisserie floating in the air between the guests, while the rough and ready sites have outdoor parties in deserted car parks whee people roll in black forest gateaux...

That's pure filth "

It's a waste of black forest gateaux lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fuck that I don't share cake, I'm happy to let someone watch me eat cake or even let someone give me cake, but sharing come on now that's pushing it, that's plainly immoral

I don't like sharing cake either Peachy....especially chocolate cake

All this filthy talk of cake sharing is making me feel faint Mama, far too shocking on a Sunday

There are different sites for people who do cake. The expensive ones have socials with Belgian patisserie floating in the air between the guests, while the rough and ready sites have outdoor parties in deserted car parks whee people roll in black forest gateaux...

That's pure filth

It's a waste of black forest gateaux lol"

You can't waste a good gateaux Mamma

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By *eral SexMan  over a year ago

Port Talbot

It is indeed filthy and also a terrible waste of black forest gateaux, but to some lost souls these things are beautiful. What they can do with a custard slice in Ystradgynlais is both both depraved and strangely alluring.

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By *oby le roneMan  over a year ago

Treorchy


"It is indeed filthy and also a terrible waste of black forest gateaux, but to some lost souls these things are beautiful. What they can do with a custard slice in Ystradgynlais is both both depraved and strangely alluring. "

You wouldn't believe what they do with cream horns in treorchy!

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By *eral SexMan  over a year ago

Port Talbot

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By *eral SexMan  over a year ago

Port Talbot


"It is indeed filthy and also a terrible waste of black forest gateaux, but to some lost souls these things are beautiful. What they can do with a custard slice in Ystradgynlais is both both depraved and strangely alluring.

You wouldn't believe what they do with cream horns in treorchy! "

Ha ha ha ! Or Battenburg in Bargoed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It is indeed filthy and also a terrible waste of black forest gateaux, but to some lost souls these things are beautiful. What they can do with a custard slice in Ystradgynlais is both both depraved and strangely alluring. "

I was over Ystrad earlier....I should have bought one

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By *eral SexMan  over a year ago

Port Talbot


"It is indeed filthy and also a terrible waste of black forest gateaux, but to some lost souls these things are beautiful. What they can do with a custard slice in Ystradgynlais is both both depraved and strangely alluring.

I was over Ystrad earlier....I should have bought one "

You could have done wonderful and dark things with it.

....or eaten it, of course.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh the wonders of cake now it's the forbidden fruit pure depravity

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've always been a fan of a cream choux puff. Nothing more delicious than poking my tongue into the hole to lick out all of the cream, then gobbling up the choux pastry

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By *eral SexMan  over a year ago

Port Talbot


"....people with any morals or self respect.

Sex should be between two people who love each other, apparently.

Ah well....that's me told again.... by someone I politely turned down "

I know and look where we started from !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've always been a fan of a cream choux puff. Nothing more delicious than poking my tongue into the hole to lick out all of the cream, then gobbling up the choux pastry "
Are we talking about cakes here ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you use an iced doughnut

Just push your cock and wallar

Instant bj and cake lol

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By *eral SexMan  over a year ago

Port Talbot


"I've always been a fan of a cream choux puff. Nothing more delicious than poking my tongue into the hole to lick out all of the cream, then gobbling up the choux pastry "

O my god, Waiter ! Table for Miss Maverick at Patisserie Valerie for the rest of her life !

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By *eral SexMan  over a year ago

Port Talbot


"If you use an iced doughnut

Just push your cock and wallar

Instant bj and cake lol "

Genius ! Or inside an eclair perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you use an iced doughnut

Just push your cock and wallar

Instant bj and cake lol

Genius ! Or inside an eclair perhaps? "

The cream puff works best for this OMG the perversion is rubbing off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've always been a fan of a cream choux puff. Nothing more delicious than poking my tongue into the hole to lick out all of the cream, then gobbling up the choux pastry

O my god, Waiter ! Table for Miss Maverick at Patisserie Valerie for the rest of her life ! "

delicious!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you use an iced doughnut

Just push your cock and wallar

Instant bj and cake lol

Genius ! Or inside an eclair perhaps?

The cream puff works best for this OMG the perversion is rubbing off "

I love the cream pussy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you use an iced doughnut

Just push your cock and wallar

Instant bj and cake lol

Genius ! Or inside an eclair perhaps?

The cream puff works best for this OMG the perversion is rubbing off I love the cream pussy "

PUFF!!!!!!! Autocorrect!!!!!!!!

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By *eral SexMan  over a year ago

Port Talbot

Maybe we could create our own sexcakes especially for fab:

The Pussy Meringue

Cinnamon Whirl Cock Ring

Profiterole balls

Crême Clitoris with tiny strawberries.

etc.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you use an iced doughnut

Just push your cock and wallar

Instant bj and cake lol

Genius ! Or inside an eclair perhaps?

The cream puff works best for this OMG the perversion is rubbing off I love the cream pussy PUFF!!!!!!! Autocorrect!!!!!!!! "

You sure now Miss Mav? Hmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Maybe we could create our own sexcakes especially for fab:

The Pussy Meringue

Cinnamon Whirl Cock Ring

Profiterole balls

Crême Clitoris with tiny strawberries.

etc. "

I thought we'd already established that cake is not for sharing?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you use an iced doughnut

Just push your cock and wallar

Instant bj and cake lol

Genius ! Or inside an eclair perhaps?

The cream puff works best for this OMG the perversion is rubbing off I love the cream pussy PUFF!!!!!!! Autocorrect!!!!!!!!

You sure now Miss Mav? Hmmmmmmm"

I clearly type pussy more than puff as my phone changed it! I'm not sure if I should be shocked or not

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Maybe we could create our own sexcakes especially for fab:

The Pussy Meringue

Cinnamon Whirl Cock Ring

Profiterole balls

Crême Clitoris with tiny strawberries.

etc.

I thought we'd already established that cake is not for sharing? "

that depends on how Much there is to go around

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By *eral SexMan  over a year ago

Port Talbot


"Maybe we could create our own sexcakes especially for fab:

The Pussy Meringue

Cinnamon Whirl Cock Ring

Profiterole balls

Crême Clitoris with tiny strawberries.

etc.

I thought we'd already established that cake is not for sharing? "

Well your point has been very firmly made and there's no gainsaying it, but simply wearing a cake does not necessarily mean sharing it with the person eating it. If a gentleman finds himself with a doughnut round his knob, he is merely facilitating the doughnut for the lady eating it.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman  over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"This isn't a site for..............people with IQs higher then their age? "

Says the child in the room

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you use an iced doughnut

Just push your cock and wallar

Instant bj and cake lol

Genius ! Or inside an eclair perhaps?

The cream puff works best for this OMG the perversion is rubbing off "

Lol it's definitely catching on hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Maybe we could create our own sexcakes especially for fab:

The Pussy Meringue

Cinnamon Whirl Cock Ring

Profiterole balls

Crême Clitoris with tiny strawberries.

etc.

I thought we'd already established that cake is not for sharing?

Well your point has been very firmly made and there's no gainsaying it, but simply wearing a cake does not necessarily mean sharing it with the person eating it. If a gentleman finds himself with a doughnut round his knob, he is merely facilitating the doughnut for the lady eating it. "

Phew, I can live with a little facilitation

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By *eral SexMan  over a year ago

Port Talbot

Phew, I can live with a little facilitation

Ha ha ha ! There we are a solution that suits everyone except the gluten free

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This isn't a site for..............people with IQs higher then their age?

Says the child in the room "

This site is not for,,,,,,the squeamish,the thin skinned or those with no sense of humour.

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By *anter and baguetteCouple  over a year ago

BRIDGEND

This site is not for. ........

Cookery classes. Thank you,that is all.

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By *uddsWoman  over a year ago

st athans

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By *heeky400Man  over a year ago

vale of glam


"If you bring cake I'll think about it "

i eat pussy like a fat kid eats cake .. does that count

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