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Wanna play Pearl Harbor? That's where I lay down and you blow the hell out of me.
Do you like jewelry? Suck this, it's a gem!
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear!
Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast.
Love this post
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Wanna play Pearl Harbor? That's where I lay down and you blow the hell out of me.
Do you like jewelry? Suck this, it's a gem!
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear!
Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast.
Love this post love the underwear one
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"Wanna play Pearl Harbor? That's where I lay down and you blow the hell out of me.
Do you like jewelry? Suck this, it's a gem!
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear!
Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast.
Love this post
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Best one I've heard is "excuse me are you a single mother?" and if she says no respond with" do you want to be?" haha don't know if this is actually funny to anyone else but I think it's great haha. |
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"here's one someone on here said to me "your so hot you made the cheese under my foreskin melt" i never replyed lol"
i like that one dose he mean smeg or cheese |
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one of the newest i had was - if your friend tries it on once more with me im pouncing on you, please go ask her to try it on again! didnt say funniest i said newest he he he |
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